Incoherent riddle.

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GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

One day you are in the process of depositing a check at the bank. Two men suddenly hold up the bank you are in. Two bank tellers and yourself, faint. Three tellers put up their hands and hit the ground. You wake up confused, and in a daze. When you realize where you are, you remember your actual prior location. Suddenly the bank and the hold up situation, is totally irrelevant.
Why?

It's a real easy one.
Tweek Jul 7, 2012

Either you are dead, or the robbery is over.
GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:
Either you are dead, or the robbery is over.

Nope. More simple than that! But dead could work. I need to rewrite this riddle... However that's not what I intended.
whette fartze Jul 7, 2012

You are using online banking like the rest of us lazy Oklahomans?
[Add:Baz]Boffer Jul 7, 2012

Are you one of the robbers?
Tweek Jul 7, 2012

Hmm... Because you aren't in the bank, you are elsewhere.
GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

Far more simple guys.
Sgt Mayday Jul 7, 2012

It was a dream.
randombloke Jul 7, 2012

It's a blood bank
991-۷օㄨγ-991 Jul 7, 2012

You were online banking then you fell asleep
OttoNorse Jul 7, 2012

Earthquake
the Anarchist Jul 7, 2012

They took your check
whette fartze Jul 7, 2012

Answer?
ꅔꉻꐪ꒩ᵀᴸ Jul 7, 2012

You were in bed at your house before the robbery.
ꅔꉻꐪ꒩ᵀᴸ Jul 7, 2012

YOU wrote:
You were in bed at your house before the robbery.

Scratch that, you woke up in bed and realized it was all a dream.
GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

Sgt. Mayday wins! PM me your exact "Palringo" account name on TW, or PR, and you will receive a Premium account!
Sgt Mayday Jul 7, 2012

GreenManxphile wrote:
Sgt. Mayday wins! PM me your exact "Palringo" account name on TW, or PR, and you will receive a Premium account!

I don't have a Pal account. I tried it but I didn't like it.
whette fartze Jul 7, 2012

Sgt Mayday wrote:
GreenManxphile wrote:
Sgt. Mayday wins! PM me your exact "Palringo" account name on TW, or PR, and you will receive a Premium account!

I don't have a Pal account. I tried it but I didn't like it.
Haha. Who wins now?
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jul 7, 2012

Sgt Mayday wrote:
GreenManxphile wrote:
Sgt. Mayday wins! PM me your exact "Palringo" account name on TW, or PR, and you will receive a Premium account!

I don't have a Pal account. I tried it but I didn't like it.
I'll take it off your hands 😉
࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jul 7, 2012

Oh oh! I would of said because a hot teller fell on him and well ya...but so do I win?
GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

*throws iPad at wall*
Whoever posts their palringo name first win.
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Jul 7, 2012

GreenManxphile wrote:
*throws iPad at wall*
Whoever posts their palringo name first win.

✭ J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и ✭
✯ᐪᑋᵋᎪᏒᏟᎻᎪƝᎶᏋᏝ✯ Jul 7, 2012

GreenManxphile wrote:
*throws iPad at wall*
Whoever posts their palringo name first win.

Turtle
whette fartze Jul 7, 2012

I'm already on your contacts list 😉
GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

whette fartze wrote:
I'm already on your contacts list 😉

Done. Because I like you're profile pic. It's actually hilarious.
whette fartze Jul 7, 2012

GreenManxphile wrote:
whette fartze wrote:
I'm already on your contacts list 😉

Done. Because I like you're profile pic. It's actually hilarious.
Hehe thanks!
GreenManXphile Jul 7, 2012

whette fartze wrote:
GreenManxphile wrote:
whette fartze wrote:
I'm already on your contacts list 😉

Done. Because I like you're profile pic. It's actually hilarious.
Hehe thanks!
Anytime! Pew pew. God I'm drunk.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Jul 7, 2012

GreenManxphile wrote:
Sgt. Mayday wins! PM me your exact "Palringo" account name on TW, or PR, and you will receive a Premium account!

WTF!!! If you'd said we were in Dallas world, I'd have fingered JR Ewing and bagged the prize!!!! Arrrgggg! You're a fucking inanimate object!