Stupid/Funny coworker stories

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❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ Jul 6, 2012

Figured this could be a good read if it goes anywhere...

Got any funny or rediculas stories about your coworker? Share them!
✙Baron✙ Jul 6, 2012

I used to be in a one man band and the dumbass on the bass drum kept missing his entrance!
Surf n' Turf Jul 6, 2012

I work at a bookstore at a college and before the semester there is always a "rush" where there is a ridiculous line out the door. It takes a good 30-45 minutes before u reach the front of it. Well anyways one of the guys who used to work there instead of either coming in through the back or just going to the front stood on the fucking line to just get into work. And on top of that I believe he said he wanted to become a cop! Well I guess we have the next Paul Blart on our hands!!!
TheFailure Jul 6, 2012

✙Baron✙ wrote:
I used to be in a one man band and the dumbass on the bass drum kept missing his entrance!

👆made me smile
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 6, 2012

The other day we were at a party and nearly blackout drunk and i totally hooked up with his gf and he walked inand caught us and just started laughing his ass off an started makig jokes about having a 3some....

I fucking love him
Admiral May Jul 6, 2012

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
The other day we were at a party and nearly blackout drunk and i totally hooked up with his gf and he walked inand caught us and just started laughing his ass off an started makig jokes about having a 3some....

I fucking love him

People like that are better that people who rage, and totally overreact to everything.
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 6, 2012

He's a great guy. We were the only two employees at the store we worked in. I knew i could get away w it and even joked to him before that i could turn his gf gay and his exact words were "give it your best shot, slut" (in a loving tone) lol.... I was just taking his challenge seriously lol
Admiral May Jul 6, 2012

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
He's a great guy. We were the only two employees at the store we worked in. I knew i could get away w it and even joked to him before that i could turn his gf gay and his exact words were "give it your best shot, slut" (in a loving tone) lol.... I was just taking his challenge seriously lol

People who are like that, are the best to be around, and great to have as friends...
😎😎 Jul 6, 2012

My boss one day was trying to tell me he had an eidetic memory (cuz he thinks he never forgets anything), yet he couldn't remember the term "eidetic memory"