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• SkyTheLimit Jul 5, 2012

  Dont wate for th rain to stop......get owt ther and danse in it!
• Big Jake Jul 5, 2012

  Bad Bean. Major props. This was hilarious and well written. I was going to cap somebody's turf but instead spent my evening allotment of TW time reading this post. Perhaps you could translate it to Hebrew and Arabic. Well done.
• Carpenter Jul 5, 2012

  SkyTheLimit wrote:

  Dont wate for th rain to stop......get owt ther and danse in it!
  

  If I did that, I would be in violation of the latter part of rule #50! 😁😁😁
• Lady Skillz Jul 5, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Oh, I forgot to mention that lady Skillz's favorite way to get gratitude is through trips to the ER! So send her on her way for her great editing skillz!
  

  Bean I will get you for this!! One day!!
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jul 5, 2012

  The best thread in along time 👏👏👏👏 good job!
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 5, 2012

  Lady Skillz wrote:

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Oh, I forgot to mention that lady Skillz's favorite way to get gratitude is through trips to the ER! So send her on her way for her great editing skillz!
  

  Bean I will get you for this!! One day!!

  That's her!
  Get her! 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
• Da Ghost Jul 5, 2012

  SkyTheLimit wrote:

  Dont wate for th rain to stop......get owt ther and danse in it!
  

  Sara that is my favorite rule
• Lady Skillz Jul 5, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Lady Skillz wrote:

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Oh, I forgot to mention that lady Skillz's favorite way to get gratitude is through trips to the ER! So send her on her way for her great editing skillz!
  

  Bean I will get you for this!! One day!!

  That's her!
  Get her! 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

  😡😡😡😡 it's on like donkey kong.
• ★ICΞPICKʘЯTΞGΛ★ Jul 5, 2012

  Props Bean that thread was awesome. I liked them all..
• Sgt Mayday Jul 5, 2012

  😹😹😹😹
• Shivaz1337 Jul 5, 2012

  2, 7, and 21 were my favorites. I'll add more later. Love this thread. 👍
• mr. Buttwipe Jul 5, 2012

  I've been in situations involving at least 1/2 of these
• 🔥INFERNØ🔥 Jul 5, 2012

  👍👍👍😂😄👌
  This was awesome! 13, 18, and 23.
• sadsam Jul 5, 2012

  Excellent job, loved them all. 👍👍👍👍
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 5, 2012

  Rule #52 - Well... I'm wasted. So maybe I'll read that tomorrow.
• Warhero0014 Jul 5, 2012

  Like:
  5
  7
  12
  14. So frustrating!
  22(the first of the three)
  25
  31
  37
  43
  Dislike:
  29. I hate sleep. Straight up hate it. ❌💤❌ if I could stay awake forever I would in a second. Hurry up science!!
  33. Doomsday preppers ftw!! I will start prepping the day I can. Nuclear war with china. Fallout anyone?
  34. Cat person here! I ONLY like Pomeranians, chihuahuas, and wiener dogs(walking hotdogs!)
  I liked and disliked others too but I didn't mention all or all the reasons.
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 5, 2012

  Big Jake wrote:

  Bad Bean. Major props. This was hilarious and well written. I was going to cap somebody's turf but instead spent my evening allotment of TW time reading this post. Perhaps you could translate it to Hebrew and Arabic. Well done.
  

  I am not quite sure my humor would translate well, but I am honored that you would think that. Just make sure to cap the guy tomorrow.
• lucky rochiano Jul 5, 2012

  Very well done!
• TheFailure Jul 5, 2012

  Very good read! Well done.

  ⚡👍⚡
• ☣Յⅈ☢Ϧⱥʑǻཞđ☣ Jul 5, 2012

  Thanks for making my morning enjoyable ... I'll pick 6-8 tops soon 👏👏👏👏👏
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jul 5, 2012

  Well done bad bean. That's basically all you need for 75 years of happiness, followed by sixteen seconds of extemem pain, and then several thousand millennia of nothing. Nice work.

  I would add one other basic rule that many people forget - of you give money to a panhandler, the odds of them using that money to buy cheap booze or cheap drugs is 100%.
• chicken wing Jul 5, 2012

  24 made me LOL
• 〓 M A T G I E 〓 Jul 5, 2012

  22. Respect your elders. They have fought the Grimm reaper harder than you have and thus are better than you.
• SecurityGuard Jul 5, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Remember to please try to pick 6-8 of your favorite rules for me!
  

  But I can't choose less than 51 of my favorites!
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jul 6, 2012

  Warhero0014 wrote:

  Like:
  5
  7
  12
  14. So frustrating!
  22(the first of the three)
  25
  31
  37
  43
  Dislike:
  29. I hate sleep. Straight up hate it. ❌💤❌ if I could stay awake forever I would in a second. Hurry up science!!
  33. Doomsday preppers ftw!! I will start prepping the day I can. Nuclear war with china. Fallout anyone?
  34. Cat person here! I ONLY like Pomeranians, chihuahuas, and wiener dogs(walking hotdogs!)
  I liked and disliked others too but I didn't mention all or all the reasons.
  

  I just realized there are 2 22s. I guess there are 52 rules then.
• Eric. Jul 6, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  33. Don't worry about future apocalypses. Honestly, if I had a dime for every time i heard my friends talk about the Mayans I would have many more dimes than I do now. The crackpots trying to spread the word and scare people are like dogs yapping at a door. There is usually nobody there, but they'll yap anyways on the off chance that there will be somebody there.
  

  Not like I believe in the 2012 myths anyways.

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