The drunk rollcall 👀
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  SeñoritaMafioso wrote: Nope it stands for" for the win" and I'm from Alberta, able to drink at 18!!! Whoop FTW!!!♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: 👆 Does that stand for "Fatal to the World"? 😂SeñoritaMafioso wrote: LOL!!!♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: 17. Can't drink yet anyway.SeñoritaMafioso wrote: Yu r s boring lol how old r u??I, too, am drunk....on sobriety!!! 
 Thank you, my friends on turf wars; it's the posts/threads such as these that make me never want to try da alcoholz.....that and they taste yucky. 😖Instead of drinking when I turn 21, I think I'm going to suck helium out of balloons... >:D 
 Much more entertaining, and I'll remember stuff!
 I'm 19 an drink legally heheAustralia ftw 
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  💀ℛℰℬℰℒ💀 wrote: I know, I was making a joke.SeñoritaMafioso wrote: Nope it stands for" for the win" and I'm from Alberta, able to drink at 18!!! Whoop FTW!!!♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: 👆 Does that stand for "Fatal to the World"? 😂SeñoritaMafioso wrote: LOL!!!♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: 17. Can't drink yet anyway.SeñoritaMafioso wrote: Yu r s boring lol how old r u??✂snippy snip✂ Instead of drinking when I turn 21, I think I'm going to suck helium out of balloons... >:D 
 Much more entertaining, and I'll remember stuff!
 I'm 19 an drink legally heheAustralia ftw 
 No one ever gets my funnies!!! This time I even used an emoji!!! 😭
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  🍻cheers. Your drunk thread was much more successful than mine. 👍 also I'm onto my..... Idfk number of heinekens. This is the only time autocorrect is helpful! 
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  It's been ... Less than 24 hours since I was drunk, and I'm already ready to get back on it. Maybe I should go to A.A. 😞 
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  I believe you have a drinking problem good sir!! 
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  I'm quite pissed right now. Had a big day on the golf course playing 18 holes with beers and shots being mandatory as usual. Then to the pub for more refreshments and friendly banter. Glad I took the day off work, couldn't afford it but who cares right! Gotta have fun. 
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  Got home from work last night, mixed up some rum and soft-drink, watched a movie and went to sleep. Woke up this morning wishing I had more rum 😞😏 
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  Here, and drunk on the best. Heineken. 
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  Hereeeeeee 💋💋💋 Two xanax and two stoli/7up 
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  I want rum! Wait, I have money! But I'm working tonight :( 
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  🍻🍻 Mizz piazza - still havent told me what stoli is 😜 
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  Suprized I don't bump this every night. 😳 
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  Drunk, out on the town for a friend's 18th lol mannnn was hard 2 find my thred but its important lol yeahhhh👍👍✌ 
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  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: Ahhh...so can we help ourselves to the remainder of your turf, whilst you are inebriated? LolDrunk, out on the town for a friend's 18th lol mannnn was hard 2 find my thred but its important lol yeahhhh👍👍✌ 
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  Yes u can cap. But u r too far away. I tore down. Lol. Sucks to be u. I respected borg up till a few days ago. Then I had a run/in with u lot. Still I respect u but am pissed off lol. Haha an anway a strip club is better than digital circls haha suks 2 be u 😜 
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  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: If my information is correct, those were simply love taps. Oh well, I guess it sucks to be me.Yes u can cap. But u r too far away. I tore down. Lol. Sucks to be u. I respected borg up till a few days ago. Then I had a run/in with u lot. Still I respect u but am pissed off lol. Haha an anway a strip club is better than digital circls haha suks 2 be u 😜 
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  Johnny Cage wrote: Ur probably rite. Messege me 2moz web I'm sober loll♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: If my information is correct, those were simply love taps. Oh well, I guess it sucks to be me.Yes u can cap. But u r too far away. I tore down. Lol. Sucks to be u. I respected borg up till a few days ago. Then I had a run/in with u lot. Still I respect u but am pissed off lol. Haha an anway a strip club is better than digital circls haha suks 2 be u 😜 
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  It's a good friend 18th today. We r in Melbourne partayin it up haha 
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  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote: Hell yeah buddy! I am recovering from last night.It's a good friend 18th today. We r in Melbourne partayin it up haha 
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  ✋present 💋💋💋💋💋 
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  I was drinking for the first time last night at my buddies going away party (he's going to boot camp Monday) and I got a pint of moonshine and I didn't even get drunk... 
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  It's my birthday weekend (birthday on Monday) so the Missus and I are going to a friends house. His birthday is today!🎉🎁🎉we will be taking the jäger machine so I'll be posting back here once the festivities have begun! See ya in about 7 hours😜 7⃣1⃣♿🚌 
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  I did tell you what never going on turf wars well drinking agein 
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  Captain derp reportin for duty😄 
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  Welp I'm drunk have a good night all 
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  Woooooooooooooooop 
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  Still my birthday weekend! Woke up from last night still drunk and just made myself a screwdriver (its a little past 9 am in cali lol) 
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  Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote: Happy birthday to us!! I'm doing a shot of crown in your honor as this posts! Cheers luv!Still my birthday weekend! Woke up from last night still drunk and just made myself a screwdriver (its a little past 9 am in cali lol) 7⃣1⃣🎉🚌 
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  Creeper Nate checking in. Hard to creep when your cross eyed. 😁👀 
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