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SecurityGuard Jul 3, 2012

Here you may post stuff of the sort as mentioned in the title, this thread is a place for laughs and "I see what you did there..." moments. If you're answering a joke or riddle, I ask that you please use the handy "quote" option so that people do not become confused. Thank you and Happy Turfing.
SecurityGuard Jul 3, 2012

If the dove is the bird of peace, then what's the bird of "True Love"?
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jul 3, 2012

"Go stick your head in a pig."
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Traüger🏃Retired Jul 3, 2012

SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
If the dove is the bird of peace, then what's the bird of "True Love"?

The swallow
SecurityGuard Jul 3, 2012

Trauger Jogger wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
If the dove is the bird of peace, then what's the bird of "True Love"?

The swallow
Tehe. 😜
SecurityGuard Jul 3, 2012

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Jul 3, 2012

-knock knock
Who's there?
-I eat mop
I eat mop who?
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Now say it out loud 💩👍
SecurityGuard Jul 3, 2012

Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
-knock knock
Who's there?
-I eat mop
I eat mop who?
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Now say it out loud 💩👍

😒 do not.
SeñoritaMafioso Jul 3, 2012

SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
Trauger Jogger wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
If the dove is the bird of peace, then what's the bird of "True Love"?

The swallow
Tehe. 😜
Wait....hang on.....gimme a second....uhh.....😓
SecurityGuard Jul 3, 2012

SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
Trauger Jogger wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
If the dove is the bird of peace, then what's the bird of "True Love"?

The swallow
Tehe. 😜
Wait....hang on.....gimme a second....uhh.....😓
😝