A Letter to Nick, "CONSPIRACIES!!!!!"

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itchy area Aug 4, 2010

I’m not going to comment on the recent conspiracy theories, but I do note that the things Nick is not addressing is starting to pile up. I’m not accusing Nick of anything, but I find it telling that he hasn’t addressed the rumors that he hunts toboggan riders for sport and displays their heads over his fireplace that burns the money he gets from Momo. Again, I’m just asking the question why he doesn’t address this rumor, I don’t even know if he has a fireplace.

And has anyone seen his birth certificate? Is he even a citizen? Why is he hiding this information? Perhaps he’s not even human. I’ve never once seen Nick deny that he’s actually a kangaroo. Why would he hide being the world’s first successful marsupial programmer if he wasn’t hiding something even worse?!?! Perhaps the recent rumors that he and Beauty are conjoined twins living in sin as bf/bf?!?!

To be clear, I’m not accusing Nick of anything, just asking the questions. Nick, you’re silence in these matters if deafening.
Angel of Blades Aug 4, 2010

Bye North!👋🙋👋🙋👋🙋👋🙋👋
Pete Maxx Aug 4, 2010

Clever
O-Dogg Aug 4, 2010

He's from Cali!? Why would he need a fire place?
Brown🎵Note Aug 4, 2010

O-Dogg wrote:
He's from Cali!? Why would he need a fire place?

You just blew my mind.
Mystery Aug 4, 2010

Lmao! 😹😹
Primo Aug 4, 2010

Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!
BADͣFͩIͩSH Aug 4, 2010

Angel of Blades wrote:
Bye North!👋🙋👋🙋👋🙋👋🙋👋

It was obviously a joke...
He's trying to make light of things
O-Dogg Aug 4, 2010

Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:
O-Dogg wrote:
He's from Cali!? Why would he need a fire place?

You just blew my mind.
lmao! Why? Is it becuzi skiped his whole goofy post? Or is it really cold in Cali? I Lived there for a few months. Last time I was there in winter(NJ winter atleast) and it was 70's to high 80's! summer it was still hot! I think I Wanna move back now!
WaRRioR✯EthOs Aug 4, 2010

Zomg! he's a fkn kangaroo??? i had no fkn idea
Mr. Snuckels Aug 4, 2010

T e ✯ a S wrote:
Zomg! he's a fkn kangaroo??? i had no fkn idea

Tie me kangaroo down mate! Keep Nick away from all Outback restaurants in the South Bay. We'd hate to see him become a vegemite sandwich.
!Ate3 Aug 4, 2010

Too many questions!!! My brain hurts!!!
™ Aug 4, 2010

Nicks an ai and his alias is beutey. His answers are so planned and repetative
add "PETER" Aug 4, 2010

Humboldtmoog wrote:
T e ✯ a S wrote:
Zomg! he's a fkn kangaroo??? i had no fkn idea

Tie me kangaroo down mate! Keep Nick away from all Outback restaurants in the South Bay. We'd hate to see him become a vegemite sandwich.
Tie me kangaroo down sport
BellaItaliana Aug 4, 2010

Primo wrote:
Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!

So true. Anything below 60 or above 90 is borderline unbearable.
add:☞MattPro☜☠ Aug 4, 2010

BellaItaliana wrote:
Primo wrote:
Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!

So true. Anything below 60 or above 90 is borderline unbearable.

Haha that's like a 3 week window in Chicago...
😝 to all you weather-spoiled people.
MR789 Aug 4, 2010

i thought nick was a tree
The end fuckers Aug 4, 2010

Donkey dick wrote:
i thought nick was a tree

I thought Nick was teks kitten
JayDee Aug 4, 2010

BellaItaliana wrote:
Primo wrote:
Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!

So true. Anything below 60 or above 90 is borderline unbearable.
MR789 Aug 4, 2010

Chulaz puppie🐶 wrote:
Donkey dick wrote:
i thought nick was a tree

I thought Nick was teks kitten

or was he a kitten stuck in a tree
JmanX Aug 4, 2010

BellaItaliana wrote:
Primo wrote:
Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!

So true. Anything below 60 or above 90 is borderline unbearable.
Oh and great thread north, got the lulz in spades 😺
The end fuckers Aug 4, 2010

Donkey dick wrote:
Chulaz puppie🐶 wrote:
Donkey dick wrote:
i thought nick was a tree

I thought Nick was teks kitten

or was he a kitten stuck in a tree

nab I think he's bella's secret lover... Opps let the cat out of the bag
BellaItaliana Aug 4, 2010

Chulaz puppie🐶 wrote:
Donkey dick wrote:

Chulaz puppie🐶 wrote:

Donkey dick wrote:

i thought nick was a tree

I thought Nick was teks kitten

or was he a kitten stuck in a tree

nab I think he's bella's secret lover... Opps let the cat out of the bag
Very secret. Even I didn't know this. I guess we'll see on Saturday. (wink wink, nudge nudge)
BellaItaliana Aug 4, 2010

nick
-noun
1 a small notch, groove, chip, or the like, cut into or existing in something
2 a hollow place produced in an edge or surface, as of a dish, by breaking, chipping, or the like
3. a small dent or wound
4. a small groove on one side of the shank of a printing type
5. Biochemistry a break in one strand of a double-stranded DNA or RNA molecule
6. BritishSlang. prison
-verb
7. to cut into or through
8. to hit or injure slightly
9. to make a nick or nicks in (something); notch, groove, or chip
10. to record by means of a notch or notches
11. to incise certain tendons at the root of (a horse's tail) to give it a higher carrying position; make an incision under the tail of (a horse).
12. to hit, guess, catch, etc., exactly
13. Slang. to trick, cheat, or defraud
14. BritishSlang.
a. to arrest (a criminal or suspect).
b. to capture; nab.
c. to steal
-Idiom
15. a male given name, form of Nicholas.

Obviously he is #3, a small wound
Grimjaow Aug 4, 2010

16. Creator of turf wars.
Brown🎵Note Aug 5, 2010

O-Dogg wrote:
Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:
O-Dogg wrote:
He's from Cali!? Why would he need a fire place?

You just blew my mind.
lmao! Why? Is it becuzi skiped his whole goofy post? Or is it really cold in Cali? I Lived there for a few months. Last time I was there in winter(NJ winter atleast) and it was 70's to high 80's! summer it was still hot! I think I Wanna move back now!
This is major, indisputable evidence that proves that the conspiracy.... Is actually... A conspiracy. 🎵dum dum dummmm!🎵
O-Dogg Aug 5, 2010

Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:
O-Dogg wrote:
Brown Note👊🔨💀 wrote:
O-Dogg wrote:
He's from Cali!? Why would he need a fire place?

You just blew my mind.
lmao! Why? Is it becuzi skiped his whole goofy post? Or is it really cold in Cali? I Lived there for a few months. Last time I was there in winter(NJ winter atleast) and it was 70's to high 80's! summer it was still hot! I think I Wanna move back now!
This is major, indisputable evidence that proves that the conspiracy.... Is actually... A conspiracy. 🎵dum dum dummmm!🎵
relax with the sarcazcum.. LoL i kno that will not nearly help my argument just wanted to keep with the bs thread
Johnny Cage Aug 5, 2010

T e ✯ a S wrote:
Zomg! he's a fkn kangaroo??? i had no fkn idea

I had my hunches... He was the star of Kangaroo Jack...
ZRAYGO Aug 5, 2010

He is the son of Captain Kangaroo and Beauty is the daughter of Mr. Green Jeans
TrailerTrash 💔 Aug 5, 2010

BellaItaliana wrote:
Primo wrote:
Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!

So true. Anything below 60 or above 90 is borderline unbearable.
Seriously? The winters in Mississippi are on average 50 and below and the summers are usually 85 and up!!!
BellaItaliana Aug 5, 2010

ΤΓΔΙιΞΓΤΓΔΖΗ wrote:
BellaItaliana wrote:

Primo wrote:

Dude, sometimes it gets to like 50 degrees here. That's freezing!!!

So true. Anything below 60 or above 90 is borderline unbearable.
Seriously? The winters in Mississippi are on average 50 and below and the summers are usually 85 and up!!!
85 is just about my breaking point.