The drunken lament thread...

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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 1, 2012

Ok... So i know a lot of you are not old enough to drink.... So feel free to lament, piss, moan, bitch, complain, and vent about ANYTHING whether u are drunk or not....

if this is an wful idea, I will delete it, but obviously my right judgement is impaired

So i got laid off, my fiance left me, and i had an amazingly AWFUL/CRAZY date the other day...
✠ᏰᎥɠ CօטีɲדᎡყ✠ Jul 1, 2012

Ah damn miss! That sucks! Hold ur head up! Hope things get better real soon for ya!
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 1, 2012

Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jul 1, 2012

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁

Ok. Damn it! I wish I could drink legally with out those fat ass cops throwing me into a hell hole. Why do u have to be 21 to drink?! Why so high? In France you can drink at 12.
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jul 1, 2012

Imagine that. I popped the cork on a second bottle of merlot and discovered this thread.

Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, I don't have much to rage about. I have a healthy buzz going and few RL worries.

I am disturbed by how pathetic Saturday Night Live has become though.
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 1, 2012

Haha totally agree.... SNL sucks balls now.... At least if i had to spend a sat night alone i had that to look forward to.... Not anymore....
✠ᏰᎥɠ CօטีɲדᎡყ✠ Jul 1, 2012

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁

Oh than.. I do have a bitch, I don't get how ppl on motorcycles want respect from ppl in cars but yet, livin out here in the country, why do they insist on going 15mph in a 35 on a 2 lane road backing up traffic? Pull the fuck over and let ppl pass if you must look at the damn hillsides!!
Ghetto Monstazz Jul 1, 2012

snl is washed up. over the hump. shark jumped.
nicky the blade Jul 1, 2012

My drunken rant... Busch light fucking sucks. 👎
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 1, 2012

So does michelob ultra.....
RΛINMΛKΞR Jul 1, 2012

So my fiends and I decided to go to a smaller party; more of a hang out, drink out kind of thing. We get there everything is going good, but the dude hosting it decides to get drunk as fuck. Then 3 of my friends decided to do the same. I quit after a heavy buzz and then the worst came. Everybody just starts fucking puking. I had to lay out cups, towels, and make sure nobody is drowning in there own puke. I even cleaned up the bathroom and helped some of them find a place to sleep. I never baby sat like this, at any party before. And so here I am, bored as fuck. Sitting in the couch making sure my past out friends are still breathing. Haha but they are all good, I'm just making sure.
Hyena Jul 1, 2012

☣Sτrιχ☠Aηαrςhy☣ wrote:
So my fiends and I decided to go to a smaller party; more of a hang out, drink out kind of thing. We get there everything is going good, but the dude hosting it decides to get drunk as fuck. Then 3 of my friends decided to do the same. I quit after a heavy buzz and then the worst came. Everybody just starts fucking puking. I had to lay out cups, towels, and make sure nobody is drowning in there own puke. I even cleaned up the bathroom and helped some of them find a place to sleep. I never baby sat like this, at any party before. And so here I am, bored as fuck. Sitting in the couch making sure my past out friends are still breathing. Haha but they are all good, I'm just making sure.

Lol, been there, done that. Been on both sides. Spent most of my 20's in a haze of self pity at not keeping a relationship. Now I don't get to drown my sorrows enough after shit days in the office.
whette fartze Jul 1, 2012

I'm not drunk, can I be pissed about that?
ᎡᎯ༈ᏑᏲ Jul 1, 2012

🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁

Ok. Damn it! I wish I could drink legally with out those fat ass cops throwing me into a hell hole. Why do u have to be 21 to drink?! Why so high? In France you can drink at 12.
Serious? I'm 12, France here I come!!!
Tlj Jul 1, 2012

Been sick for a month now, and have no sick days. I took a single day off and my boss threatened to fire me, so I've been working in 100+ degree heat running a 100+ degree fever. Then yesterday, I have to go to the emergency room because I damn near cut my fingertip off. I wasn't all there at work and made a stupid mistake. And I have to go back on Monday.
☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ Jul 1, 2012

Raph213 wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁

Ok. Damn it! I wish I could drink legally with out those fat ass cops throwing me into a hell hole. Why do u have to be 21 to drink?! Why so high? In France you can drink at 12.
Serious? I'm 12, France here I come!!!
Me too!🍻🍸
4nick8r Jul 1, 2012

Night before last I started watching YouTube videos of Jeff Bowen. He was a friend and coworker. I made it half the way through a bottle of Jack. Had to work the next morning or I would have kept going.
SecurityGuard Jul 1, 2012

Beer sucks, liquor all the way!
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 1, 2012

Liquor is quicker.....

Wine is devine....
ChickenESupply Jul 1, 2012

☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ wrote:
Raph213 wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁

Ok. Damn it! I wish I could drink legally with out those fat ass cops throwing me into a hell hole. Why do u have to be 21 to drink?! Why so high? In France you can drink at 12.
Serious? I'm 12, France here I come!!!
Me too!🍻🍸

Isn't the age minimum for Turf Wars, 13?
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Jul 2, 2012

Bitch bitch whine whine

I went out today.... Met several men. Before i was even drunk i told them i was gay. Seems like men like to ignore a lot of things even if a woman puts it totally up front......getting texts out the ass right now to "hang" with these dudes....
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jul 2, 2012

Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
snl is washed up. over the hump. Landshark jumped.

FTFY
Fappy Jul 3, 2012

Hello
🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 Jul 3, 2012

ChickenESupply wrote:
☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ wrote:
Raph213 wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Haha thanks but dont want sympathy, i wanna hear other people piss and moan as much as i am doing 😁

Ok. Damn it! I wish I could drink legally with out those fat ass cops throwing me into a hell hole. Why do u have to be 21 to drink?! Why so high? In France you can drink at 12.
Serious? I'm 12, France here I come!!!
Me too!🍻🍸

Isn't the age minimum for Turf Wars, 13?

Ah hum.
👮
Do ya kiddies have your parents permission to play a game with age-restricted material?
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That's what I thought!