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Mr71vwbus rap callout. 🎶👊

• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 30, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Magna Carta, who do you think you are?
  Calling out the bus, then forgettin my sky bar!
  No, he don't "need" my help but I won't miss the fun.
  I've got his back you rappin whelp, round more ways than one.
  Hold him up at gunpoint, force open up the door, but he knows that from above will drop the Ax of Bruenor.

  I hacked you into bits,
  after he ran you down,
  Only took a couple hits,
  You dug your own burial mound.

  "Here lies the unknown"
  Sprawling text from Sparta,
  Carving on your headstone
  "Here lies Magna Carta"
  

  Dayyyummm! Bruenors got more than axe skills!!
• RIP MAGNA CARTA Jun 30, 2012

  Alright, I admit defeat. Thank you mr71vwbus, and all the others. Had fun in this thread👍
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jun 30, 2012

  You people think you're good
  I'm the most qualified
  I'm spending the weekend in the hood
  And I'm afraid I'm gonna die

  I seen people that look like they gonna bust me
  But when they gonna learn that
  They can't touch me?

  So before you both make a comeback
  I am gonna steal a line from 2pac
  " I got love for my brother
  But we can mever go nowhere unless we share with eachother
  We gotta start makin changes
  Learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers

  And that's how it's supposed to be
  How could I ever take a brother if he's close to me"
• 💀ℛℰℬℰℒ💀 Jun 30, 2012

  Magna carts this ain't gonna end well, Won't be the first time you've been put through hell, but gotta give ya props cuz you still kickin after how many knock knocks?

  Your rhymes are weak, and your comebacks wack, I'm gonna boil it down to your smokin crack, think your flowin and showin but what your not knowin,is bus showed you up and you reaped what your sewin,

  I know i know youve heard it before and I may not have the very best flow but I know something you don't know, call out the wrong mobster you scream like cooked lobster.
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 30, 2012

  Another buster steps up,
  Another buster falls.
  You're a "clone" of the last chump
  You gots no skills at all

  I'm busy making dope mixes
  And t shirts that get girls wet
  This coming weekend I'm rockin
  At Daysofthedead.net

  I'd love to stay and clown with y'all
  But I've got a lot of work
  I'm doing shots and getting popped
  Don't wanna be a jerk!

  So with this final rap,
  I'm claiming my crown.
  Please continue rapping
  I'm outta here for now!

  7⃣1⃣✌🚌
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 30, 2012

  ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  You people think you're good
  I'm the most qualified
  I'm spending the weekend in the hood
  And I'm afraid I'm gonna die

  I seen people that look like they gonna bust me
  But when they gonna learn that
  They can't touch me?

  So before you both make a comeback
  I am gonna steal a line from 2pac
  " I got love for my brother
  But we can mever go nowhere unless we share with eachother
  We gotta start makin changes
  Learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers

  And that's how it's supposed to be
  How could I ever take a brother if he's close to me"
  

  😜he found Wi-fi in the Ghetto!
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 30, 2012

  Names Razorback
  Go ahead call me that
  Saelo's ass so fine I go and cap that
  You all thinks you cool trying to rap like that
  Come up to me and I'll smack you 👋💢 like that
  MrVW Bus you can't just leave,
  Cause I got a trick or two up my sleeve
  And I can ryme like Saelo is fine
  Soon she'll be all mine,mine,mine😘
• Tweek Jun 30, 2012

  Internet raps. The winner is the one who can stand to type for longer than the other guys.
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 30, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Internet raps. The winner is the one who can stand to type for longer than the other guys.
  

  And you only typed two lines that didn't rhyme.

  You lost😜
• Tweek Jun 30, 2012

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Internet raps. The winner is the one who can stand to type for longer than the other guys.
  

  And you only typed two lines that didn't rhyme.

  You lost😜
  

  I admit my defeat. I will rhyme next time.
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 30, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Internet raps. The winner is the one who can stand to type for longer than the other guys.
  

  And you only typed two lines that didn't rhyme.

  You lost😜
  

  I admit my defeat. I will rhyme next time.

  Honorable in battle as well as defeat...or is it de feet? Hmm...cheers!🍺
• 💀ℛℰℬℰℒ💀 Jun 30, 2012

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
  Names Razorback
  Go ahead call me that
  Saelo's ass so fine I go and cap that
  You all thinks you cool trying to rap like that
  Come up to me and I'll smack you 👋💢 like that
  MrVW Bus you can't just leave,
  Cause I got a trick or two up my sleeve
  And I can ryme like Saelo is fine
  Soon she'll be all mine,mine,mine😘

  Geez if the word "that" didn't rhyme with the word "that" so well this rap shit would be tough!
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jun 30, 2012

  Who said I was tryin
  All magna's doin is cryin
  I was tryin to say
  It don't have to be this way

  I used a source
  To prove a point of course
  That because of this
  Everybody is pissed

  I ain't no hippie
  But the slope is slippy
  When this goes to war
  And what for?

  All because a fool
  Called someone a tool
  When he himself is a tool
  And they both try to look cool

  Vwbus you say yougonna get popped
  Ya, Popped in the ass
  By someone with more class
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jun 30, 2012

  Man I heard about this Mr71vwbus guy before
  He says he can rap
  I think he's full of crap
  He is just an old man
  Go play some bingo before i release my dingos becuase you can't rap for your life.
  You think your so tough?
  Your not even buff.
  You even smell like Betty White.
  Here have some ice because I just burned your ass!

  Wow that was bad, maybe ok for a white boy.
• ༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ Jun 30, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Magna Carta, who do you think you are?
  Calling out the bus, then forgettin my sky bar!
  No, he don't "need" my help but I won't miss the fun.
  I've got his back you rappin whelp, round more ways than one.
  Hold him up at gunpoint, force open up the door, but he knows that from above will drop the Ax of Bruenor.

  I hacked you into bits,
  after he ran you down,
  Only took a couple hits,
  You dug your own burial mound.

  "Here lies the unknown"
  Sprawling text from Sparta,
  Carving on your headstone
  "Here lies Magna Carta"
  

  👍👍👍👍
• RΛINMΛKΞR Jun 30, 2012

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Well your name was trifecta
  You went against the Dunns
  Ya wanna battle me?
  I'll spank your ass like my sons!

  Then your name was unreadable
  I think it said sharta
  Now your comin at me,
  With a name like magna carta?

  Your a crunchy old document
  All out of date
  You wanna fill my shoes?
  Youre gonna have to wait!!

  Go hit puberty
  Let your balls drop
  You try this shit again
  You'll be the next bus stop!

  7⃣1⃣🎤🚌
  

  Child abuse?
• 👎Bonez👎 Retired Jun 30, 2012

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  Names Razorback
  Go ahead call me that
  Saelo's ass so fine I go and cap that
  You all thinks you cool trying to rap like that
  Come up to me and I'll smack you 👋💢 like that
  MrVW Bus you can't just leave,
  Cause I got a trick or two up my sleeve
  And I can ryme like Saelo is fine
  Soon she'll be all mine,mine,mine😘
  

  It's been a long while,
  While those of us that matter sit and watch your baby mob
  A pitter and a patter

  Saelo's proclaimed stalker
  A' balking and a humming
  But let's be real baby boy
  For your junior nuts that's too much woman

  You stalk and troll her posts and we know it ain't gonna stop you're like the f@cking irritating little stinky moth.

  Peeking through the shadows while your pathetic obsessions pouring....let's be honest little one, your situations boring

  Another Queen perhaps your baby mob should choose
  Before Snake's 60K mob lets you taste all 13 inches of his shoes.

  ✌ B!tches
• 〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Jun 30, 2012

  Dear Magna Carta, Let me step in
  The Bus is my boy, my homie, my friend
  To call him out is purely a sin
  So I here I come and I cap with a grin!

  Lapuas or Tommie's, what do I choose
  To level your turf and prove you lose
  I'll steal your loot and bank your cash
  I'm a girl who wears heels and can still kick yo ass!

  Now run away and don't look back
  Your rhymes are weak, yo they're whack
  No need to cry and no need to pout
  I'm OSU .. Deuces up and I'm out! ✌😜
• Hyena Jun 30, 2012

  ☣Sτrιχ☠Aηαrςhy☣ wrote:

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Well your name was trifecta
  You went against the Dunns
  Ya wanna battle me?
  I'll spank your ass like my sons!

  Then your name was unreadable
  I think it said sharta
  Now your comin at me,
  With a name like magna carta?

  Your a crunchy old document
  All out of date
  You wanna fill my shoes?
  Youre gonna have to wait!!

  Go hit puberty
  Let your balls drop
  You try this shit again
  You'll be the next bus stop!

  7⃣1⃣🎤🚌
  

  Child abuse?

  Piss off! 🙎
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 30, 2012

  I have to say, that Magna Carta's "raps" are disappointing.
  I, for one, repudiate your arrogant self-anointing.

  The stanzas were thrown haphazardly into a jumbled mass.
  It caused me physical pain to read; I deem you, sir, a rass.

  They were choppy, garish, asinine, and very immature.
  Your actions say it all: you're clearly a bridge-dwelling creature.

  But what bothered me the most, I think, besides your boorish libel,
  Was each line's rhythmic disparity, it was almost tribal!

  You dare insult Mr71vwbus?
  He is much belovèd, and you shall be ostracized by us!

  You think you're great, all high and mighty, well Señor, think again.
  Take a look around, and let's compare; which mobster has more friends?

  Your aptitude for being rude has brought you into this mess.
  I prophesy that you will find all your turf is in distress.

  And with that, I digress.
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 30, 2012

  ⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  ✂

  ✂
  

  Oh Bonez my friend I think your just jealous
  Being the third wheel in us must of been hellish
  You laugh at my mob but what can I say
  I'll have way more than you one day

  You call me a troll
  But it must be dull
  Trying to pretend your right
  See I'm not doing it to irritate or fight
  I'm just proclaiming my love which I have a right!
  And I will love her all night

  So next time you come to my house boy
  You'll find nothing cause im at Saelo's while your playing with little Lego toys

  So Bonez one more time,
  You think your fast
  You think your smooth
  But you really should prepare to lose!

  ✌get some!
• MOB 'N ROB Jun 30, 2012

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  Internet raps. The winner is the one who can stand to type for longer than the other guys.
  

  And you only typed two lines that didn't rhyme.

  You lost😜
  

  Yo tweek thinks he sleek,
  Just buying time,
  You didnt put in your 2 sense worth,
  You put in a dang dime!

  Yeah, I'm a newb who's got skills,
  You better be prayin son,
  To spare your soul,
  Cause I've already won.

  But I'm not done yet,
  Cause I didn't see you prayin,
  My raps not done yet,
  And I'm not just saying

  Say something cool!
  Come at me bro!
  My rap is awesome,
  But your too slow.

  Everyone's here's good
  Including their raps,
  But let's all admit,
  Your rap was crap.
   
  THE FOLLOWING WAS NOT TO INSULT BUT TO HAVE FUN.

  ✌😁✌
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 30, 2012

  ☣Sτrιχ☠Aηαrςhy☣ wrote:

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  ✂
  

  Child abuse?

  Discipline is not child abuse. I spank my kids ass hen they deserve it beacause to spare the to is to spoil the child. Pick up a book and learn the difference. Time out is what has caused kids to not be worth a fuck these days! Disrespectful and have no idea what consequences are....just like your stupid little buddy lost boy.....he was DEFINATELY a time out baby! Either way, my kids. My business. Pay for their upbringing and you can tell me how to raise them. Since I haven't gotten a support check from you OR their mom. You can both mind your own damn business!
• 👎Bonez👎 Retired Jun 30, 2012

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  ⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣
  
  

  A third wheel'd be tough
  But let's not be coy
  No relationship there
  She's a woman, you're a boy

  And the "love" you proclaim
  Though not one to balk here
  Makes you sound like a creepy ass dirty little stalker

  Less hallmark more police report real woman like that you can't afford

  My point was quite simple in writing that rap. Though initially you missed it taking one of your two daily naps

  To adore from a far is something to be admired finding that queen mobster that leaves you inspired

  But that's not the case here; no game from you no swerve you come off like a sweats wearing creepy little perve

  But all things being equal I ain't sweatin it it's cool
  Hopefully being a gentlemen is the lesson next week at pre-school

  Go getcha juice box and change that Diaper✌💩
• ᎡᎯ༈ᏑᏲ Jun 30, 2012

  ༼☣Magna☠Carta☣༽ wrote:

  Yeah I took a little break,
  I couldnt leave a man behind,
  For heavens sake.

  This battle aint over,
  To beat me,
  You'll need a four leaf clover.

  You've had a couple of good rhymes so far,
  It wont last you long,
  Why, you don't even own a real
  car.

  I've raised the bar quite high
  When I look at you raps,
  I sit back and sigh. 📝🎶👊
  

  🍀🍀🍀
• weeino Jun 30, 2012

  Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my p***s so touch it maybe it kinda slants right at you baaaby but that's my p***s so kiss is mabye
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 30, 2012

  Ok Bonez I admit you have some minuscule skill
  But every line I write has a license to kill
  Soon you'll have nothin not nich, not nill
  Cause im raping like dr.Suses with a million dollar bill

  But I got a problem with you Bonez
  Shouldn't it be spelled -b-o-n-e-s
  Not b-o-n-z
  But to me it's easy
  To write and read and count to 3

  You accuse me of needing schooling
  While your sittin in a chair drooling typing meaningless mush

  So while I'm lovin Saelo your playin Halo
  On your stupid Xbox360 You'll miss me while I'm gettin tipsey
  While I'm at the bar with Saelo and me
  So intill you can see
  You need the schooling not me
  I'll be hanging with Saelo the hotty

  Wiki-wiki-wack-word!✌
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jun 30, 2012

  Alright none of you are going down without a fight
  So step to right
  And give uncle clone the mic

  Magna Carta ain't that bad
  And you know what's sad
  You're all mad
  Because he called out the one who does the callouts

  What's wrong bus?
  You scared of us
  Feel threatened that your bubble is gonna pop like a pimple full of puss?

  Magna carta has balls
  He took on the Dunns
  Youre killin me smells
  Cuz you huddled in stalls
  From one of the biggest players in the game
  While he took them on with no shame?

  Just shows that you're all pussys
  Mob n Rob rhymes suck
  Señorita mafioso is the girl I want to
  Show my white duck
  You thought I was gonna say fuck
  I ain't no razorback
  So why don't all you haters suck on my nutsack

  ✋👋✋👋
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 30, 2012

  I'll applaud you Clone
  Bit prepare to get poned
  Cause im Razorback,heir to the throne

  Since Señorita mafioso is your fine wine
  Then my Saelo babe is still all mine

  You claim to be a clone,
  Of me?,of you?, I don't really care so FU!

  (Clone don't kill me😁)
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 30, 2012

  ⌖🔥👎👎Bonez👎👎🔥⌖ wrote:

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  So intill you can see
  You need the schooling not me

  - A Saelo babysitting you is not "hanging"

  - A high chair isn't a bar

  - My name isn't spelled bonz...
  

  Oh you think your cool
  Messin with quotes
  But I guess being you kinda blows

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