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After living in the remote wilderness of Newfoundland all his life, an old Newfie decided it was time to visit St. John's ..
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.
'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed,
and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I have no clue what a "finlay" is. But if it's bad that's offensive.Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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Mr. Carey wrote:
Of course the Finlays are bad. Evil would be a better word to use in reference to those scumbags. .... Enjoyed this joke. Lol༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I have no clue what a "finlay" is. But if it's bad that's offensive.Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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Two Newfies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
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An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
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The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick.
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vishbume wrote:
Shut the hell up! You probably never met a real Newfie you judgmental douche bag. There the nicest people ever. They'll do anything for their family or even someone they just meant. An American would put themselves first. Not trying to offend, just pointing out the facts.Mr. Carey wrote:
Of course the Finlays are bad. Evil would be a better word to use in reference to those scumbags. .... Enjoyed this joke. Lol༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I have no clue what a "finlay" is. But if it's bad that's offensive.Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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Mr. Carey wrote:
I think you're a little misinformed. He's not talking about actual newfies.vishbume wrote:
Shut the hell up! You probably never met a real Newfie you judgmental douche bag. There the nicest people ever. They'll do anything for their family or even someone they just meant. An American would put themselves first. Not trying to offend, just pointing out the facts.Mr. Carey wrote:
Of course the Finlays are bad. Evil would be a better word to use in reference to those scumbags. .... Enjoyed this joke. Lol༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I have no clue what a "finlay" is. But if it's bad that's offensive.Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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Mr. Carey wrote:
It's a Turf Wars joke dude, chill outvishbume wrote:
Shut the hell up! You probably never met a real Newfie you judgmental douche bag. There the nicest people ever. They'll do anything for their family or even someone they just meant. An American would put themselves first. Not trying to offend, just pointing out the facts.Mr. Carey wrote:
Of course the Finlays are bad. Evil would be a better word to use in reference to those scumbags. .... Enjoyed this joke. Lol༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I have no clue what a "finlay" is. But if it's bad that's offensive.Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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ƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈέ🔥💢👣 wrote:
Oh. Can someone explain it? Sorry if I offended anyone that just put me in a bad mood and sort of lost my temper.Mr. Carey wrote:
I think you're a little misinformed. He's not talking about actual newfies.vishbume wrote:
Shut the hell up! You probably never met a real Newfie you judgmental douche bag. There the nicest people ever. They'll do anything for their family or even someone they just meant. An American would put themselves first. Not trying to offend, just pointing out the facts.Mr. Carey wrote:
Of course the Finlays are bad. Evil would be a better word to use in reference to those scumbags. .... Enjoyed this joke. Lol༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
✂Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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Mr. Carey wrote:
Just ask vishbume about it.ƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈέ🔥💢👣 wrote:
Oh. Can someone explain it? Sorry if I offended anyone that just put me in a bad mood and sort of lost my temper.Mr. Carey wrote:
✂vishbume wrote:
Shut the hell up! You probably never met a real Newfie you judgmental douche bag. There the nicest people ever. They'll do anything for their family or even someone they just meant. An American would put themselves first. Not trying to offend, just pointing out the facts.Mr. Carey wrote:
Of course the Finlays are bad. Evil would be a better word to use in reference to those scumbags. .... Enjoyed this joke. Lol༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
✂Lmao! Stinking finlays!
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