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heimdall Jun 29, 2012

What does a perverted frog say ?
SeñoritaMafioso Jun 29, 2012

Rubbit? Am I right???
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jun 29, 2012

Gotta love the 40 minute punchline pause. Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it...
ColonelCoburn Jun 29, 2012

🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
Gotta love the 40 minute punchline pause. Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it...

😂😂😂
Terfwarrior Jun 29, 2012

Wut do u call a strawberry that's feeling sad?
FaZe Penguin Jun 29, 2012

Blueberry is the answer
FaZe Penguin Jun 29, 2012

Am I right?, or Am I right?
FaZe Penguin Jun 29, 2012

What do u call a water-skier with no arms and no legs?
Traüger🏃Retired Jun 29, 2012

beast13 wrote:
What do u call a water-skier with no arms and no legs?

Drowned
UnknownAssassin Jun 29, 2012

beast13 wrote:
What do u call a water-skier with no arms and no legs?

'Look mom! No limbs!'?
FaZe Penguin Jun 29, 2012

Both wrong the right answer was Bob
FaZe Penguin Jun 29, 2012

As in bobber
〓SHЯIИUT〓 Jun 29, 2012

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef. 😂

...and a cow with no legs?

you guessed it, ground beef!

I know they're old and corny but I see a trend in this thread.
heimdall Jun 29, 2012

Yea it was rabbit no need to get the panties in a bunch waiting for the suspense
heimdall Jun 29, 2012

Rubbit damn autocorrect
Traüger🏃Retired Jun 29, 2012

I apologize and hug those who call me ugly; I understand that life must be difficult for the blind.
༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ Jun 29, 2012

Where do you work with one leg??
☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ Jun 29, 2012

This thread is a joke
Terfwarrior Jun 29, 2012

beast13 wrote:
Blueberry is the answer

Awh man lol u are right lol
pistolpetel Jun 29, 2012

sr. sexy wrote:
Where do you work with one leg??

I-hop
༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ Jun 29, 2012

pistolpetel wrote:
sr. sexy wrote:
Where do you work with one leg??

I-hop
What's the name of the waitress
pistolpetel Jun 29, 2012

Peggy?
Excelsior Mob™ Jun 29, 2012

A man switched his hand thumb with his toe. What did he call it ?