There's a new sheriff in town.
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After 12 weeks, I've been gone... For the next 8 weeks (maybe even more) I'll be back. The FRVS, you know...is gone, but our cause remains consistent: Controlling the flow of Vendettas, being the only major V service in TW, and ruining the game for everyone. You might not know who I am (shame on you),so let me tell you who I am. They call me Fattass, around these parts- my friends call me Fat Ray. My army was large, very long ago (12 weeks) How long? Imagine the biggest number you can think of, and add two 0's at the end of it.
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Hmmm...I don't especially like the the brass section...So quit blowing your own horn. 🎺🔫
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Welcome back 😃👍
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Wb fat raymond. Glad to see ya back.
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Ray ive always wondered how did you get those turf in Egypt?
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Good to see you back
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Cool i can beat you lol
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
And I can beat you! This is a fun game!Cool i can beat you lol
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Funky Buffalo- that is a long story, for a different time, my friend.
Anyways, sorry for the interruption, my iPod just fell, and cracked its screen at the bottom ( side conversation: does anyone know any stores that offer glass repairs for Apple products?) But here is the rest of my fascinating story:
Where was I? (Sorry I have ADD) Oh yeah, big army.... Anyways: MMy army was so large, that lawless mobsters, ran away, when they hear the name... El Grasa Raymond! We had much power, in these parts of the tow.....game. Our members were hard working fellas... young men, who just returned from the war, looking to make a difference. One of these men... welll... woman to be honest... was "Dr. Seuss". She was an honest cop... the best in this goddamn department. She used methods that might've been "unorthodox", but she got the job done. -
Don't forget your elite secret agents :) let's name them
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#THETOMMY -
Now what caused the FRVS to fail? A wise man once said: " Being the leader of an alliance, is like building a treehouse. You and your friends start out by buildiing a wooden base on a tree. You decide to add some walls, and a ladder, just for shits and giggles. Before you know it, there's a TV, a bed, sofa, stereos, and a stripper pole. The tree still looks pretty stable, so you decide to add some more- c'mon dude! Just one more stripper pole! BAM! Your tree falls, friends die, and you fall into a 20-year coma!"
Anyways, the FRVS failed, because we had too many members, to monitor. -
Welcome back ray!
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But now I'm back, I've learned from my previous mistakes.
So my current agents- you're all fired, you're no longer a member of the FRVS, if you want to rejoin, apply here, or get someone to apply for you. If you're new, and haven't been part of the FRVS, before, you can still apply here. No matter your size, you start out at the same level, no matter your mob size. I'm only hiring 15 members for now, your duties, will be assigned later on. NO PM's, I can't read them, until Saturday. That is all, goodbye friends. -
Good to see you back big homie
🎨👋🎨
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Now buffal: Me and my family, are Egyptians, living in Canada. We also like to travel. Last summer, we wnet to visit our grandparents, who live outside of time. The turfs are in the middle of nowhere, and some big bully is always trying to tax them, so until I get my iPod screen fixed, and punch some codes (Hah!) I'll be losing money on them. But they're the only impressive, and interesting thing about my stats, so I won't be tearing them down.Ray ive always wondered how did you get those turf in Egypt?
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Your big bully isn't taxing them ATM, I dont think he has the TL to move.
(if I ever drop a turf in Egypt, I'll hop to you, and save your skinny ass) -
He isn't, because I moved away from him, but trust me, they'll be right back on me, he's pretty persistent.
My skinny ass will be waiting. -
😱this is the ONLY job I've ever been fired from! FUCK THAT! I've been kicked outta much nicer places than this shithole!😜
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Check eBay for the parts to fix your screen, it's WAY cheaper than going to an apple store. Best deals are from Chinese sellers. Then watch a utube video on how to do it, it's easy.
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Glad to see you back far Raymond!!!!!
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Fat Raymond!!!!****
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Your one to talk.Hmmm...I don't especially like the the brass section...So quit blowing your own horn. 🎺🔫
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Welcome back Ray
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🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
What about my "one"? And why do you wish it to talk?Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Your one to talk.Hmmm...I don't especially like the the brass section...So quit blowing your own horn. 🎺🔫
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
No one wishes for it to talk. We all wish it'd shut the fuck up actually.🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
What about my "one"? And why do you wish it to talk?Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Your one to talk.Hmmm...I don't especially like the the brass section...So quit blowing your own horn. 🎺🔫
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Had baron always been a troll and I didn't notice? Or is this a new found lameness?
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~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ 🅱🅾🅰 wrote:
No he's pretty much always been that way. He's just worse now that smoke and Gmoney are on him.Had baron always been a troll and I didn't notice? Or is this a new found lameness?
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You still have my support ray.
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Look at the other who has is capo of the egypt rural areas.Ray ive always wondered how did you get those turf in Egypt?
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Heh. Sorry baron. But that was kinda funny.Baron Von Fritz wrote:
No one wishes for it to talk. We all wish it'd shut the fuck up actually.🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
What about my "one"? And why do you wish it to talk?Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Your one to talk.Hmmm...I don't especially like the the brass section...So quit blowing your own horn. 🎺🔫
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welcome back
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