Random Poll 3: Your Own Law
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🔥INFERNØ🔥 wrote:
Are North Korea and South Korea U.S. states?Eric. wrote:
North/South KoreaNorth Carolina and South Carolina have to merge into one big Carolina. Same with with North and South Dakota.
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I'd pass a law that anybody without common sense had to go live by the ocean er on second thought might be less disruptive to make everybody with sense to move away from them.
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
I'll say it, Texas is evil!I'd make Texas secede from the country, until their GOP stops; they're trying to take back the Voting rights act of 1963. In my opinion, you don't deserve to be a part of the "land of the free" when you purposely act against it.
I'm not saying all of Texas is bad, just the supporters of discrimination & intolerance.
Been a while since I said that on the forums. Natedogg wouldn't be happy with me if he saw that. 😝😝😝😝
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
+1You cannot vote to send young people off to fight (and potentially die) in a war unless you have served in the military and fought in a war.
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༄ℑབ།༨ཇའ࿇4࿇།༏۴ཇ༄ wrote:
Ditto in Australia. Doesn't stop idiots. Apparently laws are only revenue raising.✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ wrote:
We have this in most of Canada. Actually I think all of Canada. Correct me if I'm wrong. It was jus implemented in may here and already the police service has gained 3.5 million dollars (so far) on $170 dollar tickets.No cellphones while driving. That irritates me...
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Ok my law is that everybody shall be treated by the courts in the same manner in which they have treated others.
Those who injure, shalt be injured (and none of this anesthetic stuff to take pain away)
Those who rape, shall be raped (everything should be proportionate so if a 5' woman is raped by a 6' man then when he is raped it should be with an implement 20% larger. Oh and the correct hole...)
Those who murder, shalt die, and the same manner in which they murdered.But most importantly, those who treat others as though they are less than human shall cease to be considered human and lose all rights associated with being human. They would be covered under appropriate animal protection law. Naturally if they are threatening a human they should immediately be euthanized. I mean it's not the poor animals fault it is merely acting on it's base instincts and is vastly better off.
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You have to take an iq test before your driver's liscence test. No certified morons on the road 👍
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Hyena wrote:
Geez.Thats harsh, but very fair👍Ok my law is that everybody shall be treated by the courts in the same manner in which they have treated others.
Those who injure, shalt be injured (and none of this anesthetic stuff to take pain away)
Those who rape, shall be raped (everything should be proportionate so if a 5' woman is raped by a 6' man then when he is raped it should be with an implement 20% larger. Oh and the correct hole...)
Those who murder, shalt die, and the same manner in which they murdered.But most importantly, those who treat others as though they are less than human shall cease to be considered human and lose all rights associated with being human. They would be covered under appropriate animal protection law. Naturally if they are threatening a human they should immediately be euthanized. I mean it's not the poor animals fault it is merely acting on it's base instincts and is vastly better off.
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Eric. wrote:
Facepalm🔥INFERNØ🔥 wrote:
Are North Korea and South Korea U.S. states?Eric. wrote:
North/South KoreaNorth Carolina and South Carolina have to merge into one big Carolina. Same with with North and South Dakota.
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The legalization of cannibiss please
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆The legalization of cannibiss
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Anyone has sex with anyone under age 11go to jail for life.
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Hillbilly has right idea
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I would make a law that states all any man that does not have a job and is healthy will be forced to work wherever the government gives him an occupation...Crack down on lazy good-for-nothings that don't support their families. LAZINESS IS NOT A RIGHT OF FREEDOM.
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madam wrote:
And get a vasectomy, without Anastasia or painkillersAnyone has sex with anyone under age 11go to jail for life.
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
👆Well put, as always, Grimm.Dunlap2041 wrote:
You know he's been around since the beginning of Turf Wars right? He can make whatever fucking thread he wants.This guy would stop making dumb threads.
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Mine would be that the government can't make u buy anything that u don't want to 😡
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My law is that none of you can ever run for political office and pass any of these 👆
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Catch 22 is that a good percentage of our population is morbidly obese,there for unhealthy.Plus on a side note people will complain about too much govt.I would make a law that states all any man that does not have a job and is healthy will be forced to work wherever the government gives him an occupation...Crack down on lazy good-for-nothings that don't support their families. LAZINESS IS NOT A RIGHT OF FREEDOM.
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
If this is satire, it's brilliant.You have to take an iq test before your driver's liscence test. No certified morons on the road 👍
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You have to take an intelligence/parenting test (not hard) to be able to qualify for parenthood. If you fail; the baby is put up for adoption.
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ҭєҳ~ʂɪɳ✯ღɑⅆɛ® wrote:
👆Trauger Jogger wrote:
I guess ignorance is bliss for some people. It is not discriminatory nor intolerant to expect people to show proof of who they are to excercise a right that some many have given their life defending. To drive, rent a car, get a hotel, cash a check, rent a book from the library and many other things requires an id. Why would we expect any less then proof you are an eligible citizen in order to help choose our leaders.I'd make Texas secede from the country, until their GOP stops; they're trying to take back the Voting rights act of 1963. In my opinion, you don't deserve to be a part of the "land of the free" when you purposely act against it.
I'm not saying all of Texas is bad, just the supporters of discrimination & intolerance.
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I thought this was asking about a lawn!
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Everyone be fixed at birth, and reversed at age 25 if they pass tests to show they can handle a child........and that our sexual drive is deactivated until 25 also. To avoid the further spread of STD's when it's so easy to avoid contracting them.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
👏👏👏👏Make food stamps not pay for junk food
Sterelize drug addicts
Drug test people on government assistance
Sterilize stupid people
If I have to be drug tested because I choose to be responsible and have a job, why should my hard earned tax dollars be given to those who choose to stay at home shooting up/smoking out. Drug testing for food stamps & well fare. If u are getting ready to explain that they just can't get a job because of the economy, save ur breath. U aren't trying very hard to find a job if ur spending ur time staying high. Ur $ should go for ur food; not my $ for ur food & ur $ for ur drugs. -
💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Maybe that's why America should go under martial law for a few weeks just to get those lazy ones off their tails. Bunch of foolish hefiers...Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Catch 22 is that a good percentage of our population is morbidly obese,there for unhealthy.Plus on a side note people will complain about too much govt.I would make a law that states all any man that does not have a job and is healthy will be forced to work wherever the government gives him an occupation...Crack down on lazy good-for-nothings that don't support their families. LAZINESS IS NOT A RIGHT OF FREEDOM.
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My law would to have less laws, the more laws you have the less freedom we have! And cellphones aren't the issue here the driver is the issue. What's next ban food from being eaten while driving? No gps, no radio, no booger picking its ridiculous and try need to stop taking away our rights?
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Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
I'd rather not be like Spock from Star Trek, thank you.Everyone be fixed at birth, and reversed at age 25 if they pass tests to show they can handle a child........and that our sexual drive is deactivated until 25 also. To avoid the further spread of STD's when it's so easy to avoid contracting them.
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Which reminds me, does anyone remember the thread a while back, titled"Legalize Cannibalism"?The legalization of cannibiss
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