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Stories From A Fast Food Dude

• Σχϲιѕιøη Jul 1, 2012

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  ✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  ✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:

  A customer came in just the other day and asked if we sold bags of ice. Lol
  

  Actually, they probably though that since McDonald's does, you might too.

  And some burger kings are now delivery.
  

  Sonic does too...mmmm sonic ice is awesome

  Are we McDonalds? No.
  Are we Burger King? No.
  Are we Sonic? No.
  We are Wendy's.

  🎨😡🎨
  

  I'm not saying you're anything but wendys. All I'm saying is some people may think that others do so maybe you guys do to.

  Lol I know, just saying

  🎨✌🎨
• †‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Jul 1, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Idk Picasso.... It took my 5 years to notice McDonald's stopped serving breakfast by 10
  

  They did!?😨
• seller Jul 1, 2012

  Best thread I've read. Put a real smile on my face
• ĐΞɅRɅⅯΞRICɅ🇺🇸 Jul 1, 2012

  Awesome thread, keep em coming I'll try to remember some stories from my Costco food court members...
• the soup Jul 1, 2012

  They said sry for your wait and I asked them if that was a fat joke
• Σχϲιѕιøη Jul 1, 2012

  the soup wrote:

  They said sry for your wait and I asked them if that was a fat joke
  

  Everytime I say that to a bigger person, that's all I can think about, is their weight lol. I feel like they know that's what I mean too. I feel so bad lol
• :AOS: Jul 1, 2012

  Warhero0014 wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  ✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:

  A customer came through the drive thru and ordered 2 combos, with which came 2 drinks. They ordered a powerade(blue) and a fruit punch(red). I handed the customer their food, followed by their drinks. She looks at the drinks, and asks me, "which ones which?"
  

  Roflmao. I believe that. I also believe the "how many comes in a 5 piece" guy also. People out there really are that stupid. It's kinda scary.

  What's scarier is how people like that are allowed to drive.

  What's even scarier than that, is people like that are allowed to breed...
• Eric. Jul 1, 2012

  Once I got a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds. Only it was a chicken sandwich with mayo on it.
• mr. Buttwipe Jul 1, 2012

  Eric. wrote:

  Once I got a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds. Only it was a chicken sandwich with mayo on it.
  

  WTF?!? At least when they mess up my order they'll give me like and extra patty, not a completely different fu**ing sandwich
• Eric. Jul 1, 2012

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  Eric. wrote:

  Once I got a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds. Only it was a chicken sandwich with mayo on it.
  

  WTF?!? At least when they mess up my order they'll give me like and extra patty, not a completely different fu**ing sandwich

  Lol, I don't know how it happened either. Somebody, somewhere out there though, got a plain cheeseburger in stead of their chicken sandwich w/ mayo.
• Eric. Jul 1, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  mr. Buttwipe wrote:

  Eric. wrote:

  Once I got a plain cheeseburger from McDonalds. Only it was a chicken sandwich with mayo on it.
  

  WTF?!? At least when they mess up my order they'll give me like and extra patty, not a completely different fu**ing sandwich

  Lol, I don't know how it happened either. Somebody, somewhere out there though, got a plain cheeseburger in stead of their chicken sandwich w/ mayo.

  The chicken sandwich was actually pretty good, too.
• 〓SHЯIИUT〓 Jul 1, 2012

  I got a quarter pounder once with no bun? Don't know how they forgot that!
  I still ate it.
• ≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Jul 1, 2012

  I used to work at a wing place:
  Customer- 'Is your HOT sauce hot?'
  Me- '...well, I'd hope so....'

  Another thing that always annoyed me was people asking how much water cost... lol
• Eric. Jul 1, 2012

  💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:

  I got a quarter pounder once with no bun? Don't know how they forgot that!
  I still ate it.
  

  Lol. Not sure how you forget to do put the bun on.
• jimmy 123 Jul 1, 2012

  Funny : 0
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jul 2, 2012

  ♨CRACKA wrote:

  I used to work at a wing place:
  Customer- 'Is your HOT sauce hot?'
  Me- '...well, I'd hope so....'

  Another thing that always annoyed me was people asking how much water cost... lol
  

  I think I heard someone say that at buffalo wild wings once. 😂
• Surf n' Turf Jul 2, 2012

  ✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:

  "Is your Spicy Chicken sandwich spicy?"
  

  For that one I think they meant how hot is it. Cuz I like spicy food and a lot of things don't faze me so you should give that one a break! lol
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 2, 2012

  Woman orders two large lattes.(except in starbucks terms and a tad more complicated, still both identical, except for ONE small detail)
  one iced and one hot.
  Hot cup comes with a sleeve in a white cup. Average Starbucks attire.
  Iced cups are clear, with ice...and a straw.
  I put the iced one down on the counter while steaming her milk for the hot version.
  She literally asked me "is this the hot one?"
• Surf n' Turf Jul 2, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  I think we should make a thread about the mess-ups of the fast food guys. 😉

  I ASKED FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND GOT A MOCHA, DAG NABBIT!!! 😠😠😠
  

  Great idea...let's see the other side of the spectrum! haha
• Surf n' Turf Jul 2, 2012

  ✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:

  I feel like I'm boring people. Is anyone actually reading these? Or should I just stop? Lol
  

  This shit is actually making me laugh!
• Σχϲιѕιøη Jul 2, 2012

  Surf n' Turf wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  I think we should make a thread about the mess-ups of the fast food guys. 😉

  I ASKED FOR HOT CHOCOLATE AND GOT A MOCHA, DAG NABBIT!!! 😠😠😠
  

  Great idea...let's see the other side of the spectrum! haha

  I'll counter every single one. Make it

  🎨😉🎨
• pistolpetel Jul 2, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  Woman orders two large lattes.(except in starbucks terms and a tad more complicated, still both identical, except for ONE small detail)
  one iced and one hot.
  Hot cup comes with a sleeve in a white cup. Average Starbucks attire.
  Iced cups are clear, with ice...and a straw.
  I put the iced one down on the counter while steaming her milk for the hot version.
  She literally asked me "is this the hot one?"
  

  Ha. What did you say and what did you want to say.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jul 2, 2012

  pistolpetel wrote:

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  Woman orders two large lattes.(except in starbucks terms and a tad more complicated, still both identical, except for ONE small detail)
  one iced and one hot.
  Hot cup comes with a sleeve in a white cup. Average Starbucks attire.
  Iced cups are clear, with ice...and a straw.
  I put the iced one down on the counter while steaming her milk for the hot version.
  She literally asked me "is this the hot one?"
  

  Ha. What did you say and what did you want to say.

  I said "no maam, the one with the ice is the iced one. I'm steaming your milk for the hot one right now"
• ⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jul 2, 2012

  I'm at Wendy's now mr Picasso!
• Σχϲιѕιøη Jul 2, 2012

  ₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:

  I'm at Wendy's now mr Picasso!
  

  Let me know if there's a problem

  🎨🍔🍟🎨
• Σχϲιѕιøη Jul 2, 2012

  One thing that really gets on my nerves, is when someone requests fries with no salt, and then asks for salt packets after they get their fries. If you just want fresh fries, ASK!!!!

  🎨😡🎨
• Admiral May Jul 2, 2012

  Do you have anymore stories for us? I love reading them, and I showed some TW playing RL friends this thread, and they loved it. I want more stories, because I find them hilarious
• Eric. Jul 2, 2012

  These stories are funny.
• eviltink Jul 3, 2012

  Great thread.😂
• Σχϲιѕιøη Jul 3, 2012

  Back when I was a crew member, there was one day that I was taking orders in drive through. We were slow, so I was just standing around. It was my managers birthday, and I heard someone wish her a happy birthday. At that exact moment, a car came to the speaker. I said:

  "Welcome to Wendy's, happy birthday"
  The customer drove off

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