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I just had an insurance salesman come to my door and inform me that I could use his insurance to have a phone consultation with a "dentist" and receive medication through the mail.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Can I have the number please?I just had an insurance salesman come to my door and inform me that I could use his insurance to have a phone consultation with a "dentist" and receive medication through the mail.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
😊🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Can I have the number please?I just had an insurance salesman come to my door and inform me that I could use his insurance to have a phone consultation with a "dentist" and receive medication through the mail.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I told them to leave lol.🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Can I have the number please?I just had an insurance salesman come to my door and inform me that I could use his insurance to have a phone consultation with a "dentist" and receive medication through the mail.
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There were some guys trying to sell me encyclopedias the other day. Unfortunately, they came by when I had just finished cleaning my AR-15 and I still had it in my hand while they were standing at the door. I told them I wasn't interested and they were more than happy to leave.
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Bahahahaha
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We have that here in Cali. But you gotta call em up and place an order first 😄
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My fraternity brother in college would make between 15K-20K each summer selling those things. His company would give him a state and cut him loose. He was responsible for his own housing and food. I think he would supply a church with an entire library of books if they could set him up with a family to live with for 2 months. It was based on commission so he could work as much as he wanted.
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One time I fell asleep when just my brothers (11 and 6 at the time) and I were home, and someone knocked at the door. My 11 year old bro came and woke me up to answer the door because a stranger was here. So I, half asleep, stumbled over to the door and opened it to a guy selling textbooks. It was really weird, and I had no idea what he was talking about because my brain still wasn't completely awake. So the whole time I was just nodding and like "uh-huh" and "oh, interesting". I'm sure I came across as a complete idiot 😝 Later that day he came back (I might have told him told him to because parents weren't home?) and I made my dad go talk to him. He was just like "We aren't interested."
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Some one came to my house selling teetowels. I opened the door shooed him away and slammed the door. I think he was checking anything valuable in my house cus he kept looking behind me. Weirdly 1 week later my neighbours house was robbed. Strange eh? Now I has a no cold callers sign and there ain't been no teetowels on my doorstep 😁
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FREE☠MASON wrote:
Lol, love this, same thing here, except I was deployed and it was a minigun, fritened Arabs are funny.There were some guys trying to sell me encyclopedias the other day. Unfortunately, they came by when I had just finished cleaning my AR-15 and I still had it in my hand while they were standing at the door. I told them I wasn't interested and they were more than happy to leave.
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Yesterday, a young, Scandinavian man came to our doorstep trying to sell school curriculum...Little man wouldn't take "No" for an answer...Maybe THAT'S why the Germans invaded...Probably wanted to stop all those Scandinavians from knocking on their door...
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I usually answer them in French. Works 9/10 times! They just hang up or walk away. Although it was the other day that one female replied in perfect French.... I hung up. I'm not that good at French!
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My friend was on his porch with his 7 year old son when 2 salesmen were in the neighborhood. A police patrol car happened by and stopped them to ask what they were doing. Turns out one had a warrant and started running. Cops hit him with the taser, cuffed him up, and took him away.
Needless to say, my friends son does NOT want to grow up to be a door-to-door salesman. He wants to be a cop.
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FREE☠MASON wrote:
Mason that comment made me think of the movie second hand lions.There were some guys trying to sell me encyclopedias the other day. Unfortunately, they came by when I had just finished cleaning my AR-15 and I still had it in my hand while they were standing at the door. I told them I wasn't interested and they were more than happy to leave.
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
We have had trouble with people going door-to-door and then robbing people in our area. Our neighborhood is middle class but still an easy target because it's a new housing development. These people are posing as salesman and then either force their way in or come back later.FREE☠MASON wrote:
Mason that comment made me think of the movie second hand lions.There were some guys trying to sell me encyclopedias the other day. Unfortunately, they came by when I had just finished cleaning my AR-15 and I still had it in my hand while they were standing at the door. I told them I wasn't interested and they were more than happy to leave.
I haven't been able to talk my wife into answering the door with her AR-15 yet.
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Lmao I tried that. I know enough french for it. Thanks!I usually answer them in French. Works 9/10 times! They just hang up or walk away. Although it was the other day that one female replied in perfect French.... I hung up. I'm not that good at French!
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FREE☠MASON wrote:
Well, that is terrible. Criminals are always looking for ways to gain people's trust. I actually have heard of a case where they posed as a religious group that went door to door preaching then robbed the people who let them in. Keep on defending yourself! Also, she will eventually come around!🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
We have had trouble with people going door-to-door and then robbing people in our area. Our neighborhood is middle class but still an easy target because it's a new housing development. These people are posing as salesman and then either force their way in or come back later.FREE☠MASON wrote:
Mason that comment made me think of the movie second hand lions.✂.
I haven't been able to talk my wife into answering the door with her AR-15 yet.
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cptpiratemonkey wrote:
Haha Ryan! Very clever. Love it.😄🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Lmao I tried that. I know enough french for it. Thanks!I usually answer them in French. Works 9/10 times! They just hang up or walk away. Although it was the other day that one female replied in perfect French.... I hung up. I'm not that good at French!
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Very simple solution: don't answer.
If it's the door, I look through the peephole. If it's not a package delivery, food delivery (that I ordered), or someone I know, I don't answer the door. I finally stuck a no soliciting sign on the door recently to get rid of "the clipboard people."
If the phone rings & I don't recognize the number, I don't answer. If it's important, they'll leave a message.
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I would have pointed my .12ga at their face and said "Get off my lawn!"
I love my guns.
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Attrition answers the door with his gun. I prefer to just ignore the people.
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Bah, gun schmun.
You want some real fun with the door people...
1.buy a double bladed battle ax from a renaissance fair
2. Dirty apron from local butcher 😏
3. Put in apron, grab axe, answer door.
4. Count how long they stand there -
Most salesman are burglars and thrieves. You should always answer your door. They will check your house a couple of times a couple of days in a row. They are trying to find out when you are not home. Once they find out they kick your back door and take what they can grab. As for the warrant story above, it happens all the time. I make sure every sales men sees my 100lb German Shepard inside dog. Way better detereant then a gun. My dog is always home, sometimes my guns aren't.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
👍Bah, gun schmun.
You want some real fun with the door people...
1.buy a double bladed battle ax from a renaissance fair
2. Dirty apron from local butcher 😏
3. Put in apron, grab axe, answer door.
4. Count how long they stand there -
I would've answered the door naked if I hadn't had company at the time.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
😳😨*vomits profusely*I'm never knocking on your door again😲I would've answered the door naked if I hadn't had company at the time.
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
I'm German. Shut the hell up.Yesterday, a young, Scandinavian man came to our doorstep trying to sell school curriculum...Little man wouldn't take "No" for an answer...Maybe THAT'S why the Germans invaded...Probably wanted to stop all those Scandinavians from knocking on their door...
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I used to know the number for "Dial A Dealer" for parts of the UK. That was a while ago though. Not that silly any more.
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I fu**ing hate drugs! Stay above the influence
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I FÚCKIN love drugs!!!
But you should still stay above the influence. *please use responsibly* and if you can't, and you can't seem to realize that you can't, you might need some help bc then it's not recreational anymore. Then your hurtin people.
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