Violent Escapees

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SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

A couple of violent teenagers escaped from the boys home out by where I'm a security guard. Good thing I've got my trusty tazer and pistol because I just sit outside the gate in a shed in bumfk nowhere.
Cap'n Crunch Jun 26, 2012

*Checks to see where you have turf*

Phew.
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

Lol, I'm not too enthused with being out in the middle of nowhere . Ask WeavingWillie , I'm in Goddard .
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
Lol, I'm not too enthused with being out in the middle of nowhere . Ask WeavingWillie , I'm in Goddard .

Touché
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
Lol, I'm not too enthused with being out in the middle of nowhere . Ask WeavingWillie , I'm in Goddard .

Touché
Bum fuck nowhere , correct ?
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

The farther west you go the bummer it gets
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

Where you work?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jun 26, 2012

When I was a security guard way back in the day I just sat at my post and drank beer until I passed out.
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
Where you work?

Dillons Warehouse right off of 54.
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

YOU wrote:
₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
Where you work?

Dillons Warehouse right off of 54.
Come out here, I feel like imma fall asleep . -__-
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
YOU wrote:
₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
Where you work?

Dillons Warehouse right off of 54.
Come out here, I feel like imma fall asleep . -__-
I'll come steal some milk!
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 Jun 26, 2012

A little less TW and beer might be the key to avoid future escapes, no?
🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 Jun 26, 2012

Just a thought... 😜
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
YOU wrote:
₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
Where you work?

Dillons Warehouse right off of 54.
Come out here, I feel like imma fall asleep . -__-
I'll come steal some milk!
We are the dry warehouse . Frozen is haysville .
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
YOU wrote:
₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
Where you work?

Dillons Warehouse right off of 54.
Come out here, I feel like imma fall asleep . -__-
I'll come steal some milk!
We are the dry warehouse . Frozen is haysville .
Well then i suggest moving the crew to heavily guard your ramen!
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

What "crew" ? I'm the only one out here til 8am.
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
What "crew" ? I'm the only one out here til 8am.

👍👍 even better 😁
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

₩εαvιηg₩ιłłιε wrote:
SͭeͪcͤʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊყ wrote:
What "crew" ? I'm the only one out here til 8am.

👍👍 even better 😁
I've never been this tired at work before.
⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jun 26, 2012

Ya graveyard shift sucks.
SecurityGuard Jun 26, 2012

I'd rather be kicked in my non existing ovaries.