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PARKOUR MASTER Jun 26, 2012

Ok, so I have to get up at 5 or 8... Somewhere in that time frame, for drivers edumacation tomorrow. But I'm incredibly bored, stupendously hyper, I just ate a plate of nachos and had 4 sodas.... And I need ideas on how to get to sleep so I don't fall out of my desk asleep due to exhaustion tomorrow. Any ideas? ...Please?
Ꭱ3V Jun 26, 2012

Couple of shots of Jack Daniels?
PARKOUR MASTER Jun 26, 2012

Could work, except I'm 15, so nope. Lol
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jun 26, 2012

Watch the movie 41. The style of shooting and the commentary are almost a perfect lullaby. It is about George h w bush.
✨ཀངSᎤᏌཇཛζ ✨ Jun 26, 2012

🔫 wrote:
I usually just read a book.

Or fap..

.....Or just combine the two. depends on what you are reading😏
tommy dangerous Jun 26, 2012

Punch codes. Makes me sleepy every time.
onter™ Jun 26, 2012

Watch the NASA channel or jersey shore both will have you fall asleep but the latter will leave you brain dead
onter™ Jun 26, 2012

✨ཀངSᎤᏌཇཛζ ✨ wrote:
🔫 wrote:
I usually just read a book.

Or fap..

.....Or just combine the two. depends on what you are reading😏
I like The Fappening.......
rojo2017 Jun 26, 2012

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep
The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
onter™ Jun 26, 2012

rojo2017👣👊🔨 wrote:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep
The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest

Continue....
N_O_O_B Jun 26, 2012

rojo2017👣👊🔨 wrote:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep
The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest

😞💤
rojo2017 Jun 26, 2012

And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they make not a peep.
It’s been thirty-eight minutes already.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Through the air, they soar and they sweep.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love.
For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How is it you can do all this other great shit
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jun 26, 2012

I listen to Soma FM - Mission Control with the free Tunein Radio app. Sleep like a baby.
whette fartze Jun 26, 2012

tommy dangerous wrote:
Punch codes. Makes me sleepy every time.

That's a good idea!!
onter™ Jun 26, 2012

rojo2017👣👊🔨 wrote:
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they make not a peep.
It’s been thirty-eight minutes already.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Through the air, they soar and they sweep.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love.
For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How is it you can do all this other great shit
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?

I dont believe saying fuck helps the five year old
rojo2017 Jun 26, 2012

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now
And the crops that the farmers will reap.
No more questions. This interview’s over.
I’ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep.
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle.
The sparrow has silenced her cheep.
Fuck your stuffed bear, I’m not getting you shit.
Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.
The flowers doze low in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep.
My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass parent.
Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.
The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing.
As I lie here and openly weep.
Sure, fine, whatever, I’ll bring you some milk.
Who the fuck cares? You’re not gonna sleep.
This room is all I can remember.
The furniture crappy and cheap.
You win. You escape. You run down the hall.
As I nod the fuck off, and sleep.
E=MC(Hammer) Jun 26, 2012

TheForumGuy wrote:
Could work, except I'm 15, so nope. Lol

And that's stopping you how??
rojo2017 Jun 26, 2012

Bleary and dazed I awaken
To find your eyes shut, so I keep
My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away
And pray that you’re fucking asleep.
We’re finally watching our movie.
Popcorn’s in the microwave. Beep.
Oh shit. Goddamn it. You’ve gotta be kidding.
Come on, go the fuck back to sleep.
The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I’ll read you one very last book if you swear. You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
De Rick Jun 26, 2012

🔥〽on⚡ter™🔥 wrote:
Watch the NASA channel or jersey shore both will have you fall asleep but the latter will leave you brain dead

🔥〽on⚡ter™🔥 wrote:
✨ཀངSᎤᏌཇཛζ ✨ wrote:
🔫 wrote:
I usually just read a book.

Or fap..

.....Or just combine the two. depends on what you are reading😏
I like The Fappening.......
Lol
onter™ Jun 26, 2012

De Rick wrote:
🔥〽on⚡ter™🔥 wrote:
Watch the NASA channel or jersey shore both will have you fall asleep but the latter will leave you brain dead

🔥〽on⚡ter™🔥 wrote:
✨ཀངSᎤᏌཇཛζ ✨ wrote:
🔫 wrote:
I usually just read a book.

Or fap..

.....Or just combine the two. depends on what you are reading😏
I like The Fappening.......
Lol
Um.. thanks?
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 26, 2012

I'll
Give you ten minutes to fall asleep. Then I'm calling your house. If you answer, I'm gonna burst in with an Ax and destroy the place. Then duct tape the ax to your hands so you'll be blamed.
So you better be asleep!!!