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A Coherent Complaint

• sadsam Jun 26, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  sadsam wrote:

  I love Dyson hand dryers. Super turbo power. Wet hands reduced to merely moist in five
  seconds.
  

  Are you referring to those awesome hand dryers you can find in Sams. The ones where you stick your hands in and slowly pull them out with a knife like jet of air blasting the water off. Those are the best things ever invented.

  That's the ones. I want one for my house. But they're stupidly expensive
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jun 26, 2012

  sadsam wrote:

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  sadsam wrote:

  I love Dyson hand dryers. Super turbo power. Wet hands reduced to merely moist in five
  seconds.
  

  Are you referring to those awesome hand dryers you can find in Sams. The ones where you stick your hands in and slowly pull them out with a knife like jet of air blasting the water off. Those are the best things ever invented.

  That's the ones. I want one for my house. But they're stupidly expensive

  Apparently they are called Dyson Air Blade(I almost had the name by describing it), and I would have to sell a kidney to own one personally. I guess it is best that way because if you think about it, after purchasing one every other form of drying device would piss me off even more due to its inefficiency.
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jun 26, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  sadsam wrote:

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  sadsam wrote:

  ✂.
  

  Are you referring to those awesome hand dryers you can find in Sams. The ones where you stick your hands in and slowly pull them out with a knife like jet of air blasting the water off. Those are the best things ever invented.

  That's the ones. I want one for my house. But they're stupidly expensive

  Apparently they are called Dyson Air Blade(I almost had the name by describing it), and I would have to sell a kidney to own one personally. I guess it is best that way because if you think about it, after purchasing one every other form of drying device would piss me off even more due to its inefficiency.

  Havoc, would you like to invest in the cleanliness of my family's hands?
• TMT Jun 26, 2012

  I don't think I've ever read the word faucet more in a forum rant.
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jun 26, 2012

  TMT wrote:

  I don't think I've ever read the word faucet more in a forum rant.
  

  You clearly missed the great faucet debacle of the fall of 2010.
• c ⌖😱ᵙǥͨ Jun 26, 2012

  im a plumber & this is too funny. i gotta take this into work!
• Hyena Jun 26, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  sadsam wrote:

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  sadsam wrote:

  ✂
  

  Are you referring to those awesome hand dryers you can find in Sams. The ones where you stick your hands in and slowly pull them out with a knife like jet of air blasting the water off. Those are the best things ever invented.

  That's the ones. I want one for my house. But they're stupidly expensive

  Apparently they are called Dyson Air Blade(I almost had the name by describing it), and I would have to sell a kidney to own one personally. I guess it is best that way because if you think about it, after purchasing one every other form of drying device would piss me off even more due to its inefficiency.

  These are great, they are installing these at the train stations in Sydney.
• Tlj Jun 26, 2012

  🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:

  Issue #7- WTFs
  Where are The Faucets? Seriously, I have walked into countless bathrooms where the 1 or more of the faucets are either missing or broken. What type of vandal steals a faucet? They aren't valuable you know. Most are made from either cheap aluminum or at best brass or steel. Is it one of the home improvement thieves? Gnomes? Did a disgruntled employee go hulk on one? If so you would think the basin would be missing to, but I digress. The broken ones infuriate me more. I am always the good semeriton who reports that the faucet is broken and I always get one of 2 reactions. The employee either disregards what I said because he has hear it "a million times."(in which case fix the damn faucet) or the employee begrudgingly says ✂.
  

  After a drunken night out I woke up in my car with a bathroom faucet in the back seat. No idea how it got there
• Eric. Jun 27, 2012

  Strange thing, when I go to restaurants, I have problems with stuff other than the toilet. Ever since I saw a thing online about a teen finding a severed finger in his burger, I've been carefully checking any food from fast food places for severed body parts, band-aids, blood, human skin, etc.

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