Movie Seating
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Ok....just now I'm the only person in the theatre catching a cheap matinee. Emphasis on the ONLY person in the theatre. 2 people come in and sit directly in the seats in front if me. Are you kidding me!!!!!!
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Put you feet, sit back, and make a phone call.
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Keep doing silent farts and waft them over to them! 💩
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Talk to yourself in a strange voice and just keep muttering until they move.
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Kick the seats. That posses me off the most.
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Cry loudly! If that fails pleasure yourself and moan loud!
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Act like you're jacking off. Moan, groan and mutter to you self while shaking the seat.
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Cough constantly until they move. Or do a Mexican wave in the lone cinema to annoy them
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Achoo! Oh I'm sorry. Achoo! It must be your perfume. Achoo! Oh sorry it's in your hair. ACHOO!!!
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Say it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again
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Hmmm I have done all that is listed here.. Never works for me. They just think I'm weird, but for some reason when a group of black people come they move like there's a sale at the concession stand
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Or you could just move if it bothers you? But I get your point. People are inherently drawn together, or into groups. Just part of our nature.
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if you have purchased a soft drink, you can pull the straw up through the lid and push it back down through the lid making a noise on each stroke...sort of a heee hawww sound each direction...if you start this slowly and in a rythem..you can make them think you are a perv...they will move..I employ this strat often
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Don✯Page wrote:
lol do old macdonald had a farm or another nursery rhyme, thats what i do when i have a soft drink in a cup XDif you have purchased a soft drink, you can pull the straw up through the lid and push it back down through the lid making a noise on each stroke...sort of a heee hawww sound each direction...if you start this slowly and in a rythem..you can make them think you are a perv...they will move..I employ this strat often
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JmanX wrote:
I'm the opposite. If I went it & there was one guy/girl/couple in there, I'd sit as far from them as I could.Or you could just move if it bothers you? But I get your point. People are inherently drawn together, or into groups. Just part of our nature.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
JmanX wrote:
I'm the opposite. If I went it & there was one guy/girl/couple in there, I'd sit as far from them as I could.Or you could just move if it bothers you? But I get your point. People are inherently drawn together, or into groups. Just part of our nature.
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T e ✯ a S wrote:
BellaItaliana wrote:
JmanX wrote:
I'm the opposite. If I went it & there was one guy/girl/couple in there, I'd sit as far from them as I could.Or you could just move if it bothers you? But I get your point. People are inherently drawn together, or into groups. Just part of our nature.
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T e ✯ a S wrote:
if u don't like seeing ppl why go to the movies???BellaItaliana wrote:
JmanX wrote:
I'm the opposite. If I went it & there was one guy/girl/couple in there, I'd sit as far from them as I could.Or you could just move if it bothers you? But I get your point. People are inherently drawn together, or into groups. Just part of our nature.
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Grimjaow Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
I don't have a problem seeing people. I don't go to see people. I go to see a movie. I wouldn't sit next to them bc I don't want them to disturb me & vice versa.T e ✯ a S wrote:
if u don't like seeing ppl why go to the movies???BellaItaliana wrote:
JmanX wrote:
I'm the opposite. If I went it & there was one guy/girl/couple in there, I'd sit as far from them as I could.Or you could just move if it bothers you? But I get your point. People are inherently drawn together, or into groups. Just part of our nature.
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Hahaha u go 2 movies by yourself hahaha.
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