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Pork Chop sandwiches
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MOB 'N ROB wrote:
MUNTANT GUPPIES!!!♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Remember the purple bison!†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
And the singing piranhasThe Right Hand wrote:
They better watch out for the goats.♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Turtles dance on tuesday under the moon light†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
Thankyou💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Yes.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
What the hell is juice?Sugar water purple
Can't forget them!
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☈☣♭☢┲ 🐔℃Ⓗ↕☪κΞ☊™ wrote:
Obviously!Pork Chop sandwiches
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Bud green is mr big....
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Cͭoͪcͤҡཞơąçḩ wrote:
And the funky buffaloeisMOB 'N ROB wrote:
MUNTANT GUPPIES!!!♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Remember the purple bison!†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
And the singing piranhasThe Right Hand wrote:
They better watch out for the goats.♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Turtles dance on tuesday under the moon light†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
Thankyou💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Yes.Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
What the hell is juice?Sugar water purple
Can't forget them!
(garfield reference) -
Does anyone get a significant superiority complex as they are eating broccoli? It might sound odd but I think of it as destroying an ecosystem, and I take pleasure in destroying it!
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The cake is a lie.
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
But trust the pie.The cake is a lie.
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But does peanut butter have windows?
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MrBeans is the mobster that started this thread,
He's the green kind of bean but he ended up red.
The HolyGhost is still very much alive,
And Turfa's name is spelled with a silent 5.
OTB has both thumbs but he lost a toe,
Shadowking is a prince with a vibrant glow.
Shrinut's real name is secretly Shriberry,
The Baker's batter is often found hairy.
Captain Hook plays turf wars with the name The Right Hand,
Bad Bean's so bad that his beans cannot be canned.
Robot Chicken is actually a cyborg,
Bruenor's axe isn't real; he's been using a sword!
Firefighter loses fire-fights that he's fought,
Mob n Rob doesn't mob (when he robs he gets caught).
Grimm fooled us all; he's really happy-go-lucky,
And vishbume's closest friend is his rubber ducky.
CyrusDaVirus is just a bacterial,
The Cockroach Tinkles in ev'ryone's cereal. -
71bus scooters from place to place,
And UTT's short for BUTT (he's got one for a face).
MAT 3X YO has a hamster addiction,
And Baron Von Fritz has an Oz affliction.
A dingo in disguise calls himself Hyena,
This poem was written by the Señorita!. . .
Or was it???
***To Be Continued...***
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***NOTE***
The above poem is not intended to offend anyone. It is all in fun!
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Brilliant!***NOTE***
The above poem is not intended to offend anyone. It is all in fun!
On an unrelated topic, asparagus makes your pee stink.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's beautiful👏👏***NOTE***
The above poem is not intended to offend anyone. It is all in fun!
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Thanks for the shout out lol
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Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
Well done! Talented lady.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's beautiful👏👏***NOTE***
The above poem is not intended to offend anyone. It is all in fun!
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Salamanders
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I prefer the bright side of the tp.
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Thanks, all! 😊
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I like Turtles with Boobies.
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vishbume wrote:
+1Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
Well done! Talented lady.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's beautiful👏👏***NOTE***
The above poem is not intended to offend anyone. It is all in fun!
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