🔥 The Weekly Fourm Roast 2 🔥

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💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 Jun 23, 2012

Many weeks ago a player named Jeff🍆Newton made a thread called the weekly fourm roast. Jeff was my utmost favorite player before he left, so i decited to cary on his legacy weather he likes it or not! I was reminded of this fourm from all the "what do u love most about people," fourms. Anyways, in this fourm you get to roast one member of the community each week, as the second annual roast yours truly (👽ⅅⱥℜҜㄕ@ℕ₮ℍℰℝ🔫🔴🌆) will offer myself as the roast, do your worst and make me regret ever making week 2.
onter™ Jun 23, 2012

And if anybody out there doesn't know what I'm talking about, then you must know how I feel!

After all, any friend of yours... is obviously a poor judge of character.

As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “wished.”

At least you're saving money on shampoo.

Before I introduce our guest of honour, I’d like to introduce several people who admire and revere him. And since there’s no one here like that, I’ll introduce him.

Being ugly is no crime. Panther Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair.

Brains aren't everything. Panther Of course, in your case, they aren't anything.

But we're glad that panther could be here tonight. Thankfully, someone left his cage open.

But you have to admit he grows on you... like a tumor.
Frosty:) Jun 23, 2012

You smell bad.
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jun 23, 2012

Your a poo poo face......so there
TheSmokinGun Jun 23, 2012

You are more yellow than Thesmokingun's nicotine stained bow fingers 🚬🔫
SeñoritaMafioso Jun 23, 2012

You good-for-nothing ninny. You're probably a leopard, and your mom probably kicked you out of the den 'cause your idiocy started rubbing off. What? Can't scrub those ugly spots off? Maybe you should try using ammonia and bleach; I hear it gets rid of the stupid, too.
What's with the tags? Did you have to pay someone to let you into their alliance? With a face as ugly as yours, it'd be a good distraction during war, and help take out anyone lookin in your general direction.
My 12 year old cat has more balls than you. He's neutered, and only started out with one. Do you ever wonder how you came to be? Your mom had always wanted a baby, but as soon as you were born she vowed lifelong abstinence in case something like you ever happened again. She tried to give you up for adoption, but the orphanage wouldn't take you in because you were so stinkin ugly, so she decided to keep you for the tax cuts. She later realized that it wasn't worth it.
GreenManXphile Jun 23, 2012

This thread is shit. Not roasting. I seriously hate that you thought this was worthy of anyone's attention. I hope a higher power has mercy on youre soul. Because I, and Im sure others, died a little aftfer reading this.
GreenManXphile Jun 23, 2012

Yeah I spelt "after" wrong... That's due to the "stupid" side effect you just caused... You fucking horrible person...