🔥👍🔥Firehouse stories🔥👍🔥
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This is a thread where I'll share my stories of past experiences or parties, idk whatever I feel like..
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Story 1:
My co worker who will remain unnamed
Has a wonderful story of when he was in the navy seals
He basically has fucked a chick in every country in the world,
And he was stationed in Germany one night and him and two buddies went and got some girls at a club, and he started doing the nasty with the girl in the bathroom and he paid her to stick a ice cube up his ass and blow on it..Oh yea btw some stories are x rated :P read with discretion kids have ur mom and dad approve it! 👍👍👍
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What ever happened to the diary thread? Did you finish it?
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More More!
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tommy dangerous wrote:
Yeah, I was actually really interested in it. Bring it back, please!What ever happened to the diary thread? Did you finish it?
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Yea I finished minus the boring stupid parts of me mumbling stupidly about politics on it..lol
Surprising I had weird views, while on every drug known to man -
Story 2:
The day I met the tranny prostitute:
Before u jump to conclusions: NO I DIDN'T do the nasty with this person.. I say person because I'm still not sure what to call them...a he or she? Idk I just call them a person because they are people..
Anyways I was at my favorite bar after a few beers I spy this sexy chick across the bar..she kinda looked like lady gaga to me, I take her back to my place and she gets out of her cloths and me to and I look down and go...why do u have what I have? U TRICKSTER GET OUT! Btw here's money for a cab..go home...You dont like trannies hunny?
Nope I'll -
Nope I'll pass
Oh ur lose, many a man have had this in there bum..
All the more reason for u to leave.. -
Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
She probably WAS Lady Gaga. 😜....Girls should stay girls, and guys should remain guys.Nope I'll pass
Oh ur lose, many a man have had this in there bum..
All the more reason for u to leave.. -
Let me think...
Story number 3
I decide it will be fun to make a panties gun at the fire station (it gets boring) so I grabbed a bunch of my now wife's panties and preceded to go to work that day with all the nessisary stuff including highly flammable cans of paintSo I put it all together and get the guys outside, and after fighting my co worker trying to take the undies and smell them...(creepy) I stuffed like 25 pairs in this tube and begin to light it...little did I know...I just got flaming women's underwater raining down on my chiefs car as he pulled up... (I got chewed out hard core bro)
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Or if you're going to do it, go the whole way, I don't like my trannies how I like my coffee, with half and half.Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
She probably WAS Lady Gaga. 😜....Girls should stay girls, and guys should remain guys.Nope I'll pass
Oh ur lose, many a man have had this in there bum..
All the more reason for u to leave.. -
Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Let me think...
Story number 3
I decide it will be fun to make a panties gun at the fire station (it gets boring) so I grabbed a bunch of my now wife's panties and preceded to go to work that day with all the nessisary stuff including highly flammable cans of paintSo I put it all together and get the guys outside, and after fighting my co worker trying to take the undies and smell them...(creepy) I stuffed like 25 pairs in this tube and begin to light it...little did I know...I just got flaming women's underwater raining down on my chiefs car as he pulled up... (I got chewed out hard core bro)
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That's some good stuff fire.
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So I'm on Walmart one day before work, getting the dinner for the day, and I'm walking out and this women, like 18 attaches herself to me (she saw the uniform) she goes..and I quote..WHY THE FUCK DO YAL DO THIS TO ME!...
Me: umm? YAL do what ma'am?
Her: YAL ARE ASS HOLES
Me: umm firefighters? Or like men in general
Her: FIREFIGHTERS!
(my inner thoughts)
This bitch is gonna stab me...I'm fucked..I'm gonna die by a big breasted crazy lady that needs help clearlyMe: um idk what happened
Her: my husband a firefighter cheated on me and now I'm living with my mom(inner thoughts)
18 and married...hmm I wonder what caused it -
Me: I'm sorry ma'am I gotta get to work, I think u should find someone to talk to that actually specializes in ur problem...like a devorce counselor or just a devorce lawyer or both
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Ok it's...4:12 in the morning and no sleep due to my PTSD..but I'm still happy, because I look back at where I was a few years ago..and I look where I am now, 3 kids, a great job that I love, a loving wife that could do no wrong in my eyes, she's the most beautiful and amazing thing..who couldn't find comfort in that, just a thought from my head. Might help some people I thought!
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ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote:
...You guys realize Lady Gaga is just bisexual and not transgender, right...?Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Or if you're going to do it, go the whole way, I don't like my trannies how I like my coffee, with half and half.Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
She probably WAS Lady Gaga. 😜....Girls should stay girls, and guys should remain guys.Nope I'll pass
Oh ur lose, many a man have had this in there bum..
All the more reason for u to leave.. -
Then of course I look back at the times I woke up in gutters, then I look at my leather couch..I think...ur more comfortable then that gutter, I look at my ps3 and wii and all my electronics my family has fun playing and go...ur better then the heroin and drugs and booze, yes I enjoy a drink sometimes, but I also know my limits, let that be a lesson to u little sprats that drink..
1. Know ur limits most of all!
2. No driving..if u knew the accidents iv seen caused by this, the moms and dads I had to hold back and go..remember ur kid at breakfast...not what they are now
3. Don't hang around a crowd that if u drink to much, they just leave u to puke alone..get a good, trustable friend who will take care of u -
The McCurdle wrote:
This is true..she's also really sexy...I wish it was her and not that trannyང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote:
...You guys realize Lady Gaga is just bisexual and not transgender, right...?Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Or if you're going to do it, go the whole way, I don't like my trannies how I like my coffee, with half and half.Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
She probably WAS Lady Gaga. 😜....Girls should stay girls, and guys should remain guys.Nope I'll pass
Oh ur lose, many a man have had this in there bum..
All the more reason for u to leave.. -
I may be young but iv been through a lot and offer a lot to learn from, don't count me out because I'm 22...oh he's still a kid..yes I'm a kid in age, but mentally I feel like iv been through hell and back 88 times going on 89, I may be comical with my tranny stories, it's funny I still laugh at it...because If I hadn't of saw the mr. Ding dong, I would have guess it to be a women, amazing how technology has advanced
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I guess shoot me questions on my profile or on here and I'll answer them
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I gotta say, I find you highly annoying. There were a couple posts in this thread that were at best, decent, but everything else screams of immaturity and attention seeking. But hey, that's just me, as witnessed by the surprisingly positive feedback your "stories" have received thus far.
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〽Ⓓ Add: DUNN wrote:
Sorry if u think this DunnI gotta say, I find you highly annoying. There were a couple posts in this thread that were at best, decent, but everything else screams of immaturity and attention seeking. But hey, that's just me, as witnessed by the surprisingly positive feedback your "stories" have received thus far.
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