Epic Rap Battles Of History PART2
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Tell us why you are the "BEST THERE WAS BEST THERE IS BEST THERE EVER WILL BE" that the subject. All welcome and again don't get personal this is all in FUN!!!
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I remember this thread so here go
I'm sendin you a carbomb
Word to your mom.
I anint no golidi loxi, I'm the one and only vicious voxy.
Some people doubt me,
I think im as old as the wii.
To all you haters out there,
I like to eat bear?.... -
That's a cute poem!!
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JDubityDizle🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
.....That's a cute poem!!
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The name cheddar
You guys piss me off
I know I'm not better
Than Carrel or Smirnoff
But there is one thing
That I'd I like to say
You guys need to sting
This ain't no damn balle!! -
Aka : These forums need to man up
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The names Razorback which you should know
They say I stalk a gal name Saelo
My music and rhyme can surly keep time
They say That I can dream
Of Saelo and me as long as Vipers breathin
But no I say I'll love her everyday
Cause that viper fool still teething
Wiki-wiki-wack-WORD!
(don't kill me viper😰) -
😒...........
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I'm the best there ever was, my name is carved in stone
The COLISEUM displays my mark from those I killed in Rome.
Like kings before I ruled the land
taking all the territory that I can
From shore to shore I concurred all
When I came to your kingdom you watched it fall.
I’m the best there is, because I handle all my biz
With pimp dope skill, a diplomatic wiz
I am infamous, a legend, I’m known across the land
I bet you have heard my commercial “the world’s most interesting man”
I’m the best there ever will be, no one can fill my shoes
The day I die on every paper I’ll be the front page news
A scalar among men a cut above the rest
I live to dream and die trying to be #1 the BEST! -
Now shut up fool I'm bringing you downtown
shoot you up then start burnin them turfs down
fuck this I'm legendary
But you're dainty as a fairy
I went apeshit destroyed new York city
you know I deserve better than this stuff its shitty
The smokemonster doesn't even scare me with his 23K brens
I'll knee him in the chest with both of my shins
What are you compared to me
if I decided to come back you'd be squished like a bee
I'm not a king and Im not the lion
But When I start roaring you'll know I'm the Titan
It has begun
No prisoners
Cause when I grab my gun
you won't be having no more dinners -
One Christmas my wife had a wrap battle. I won, I wrapped more presents.
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DaMadScientist wrote:
That's pretty goodI'm the best there ever was, my name is carved in stone
The COLISEUM displays my mark from those I killed in Rome.
Like kings before I ruled the land
taking all the territory that I can
From shore to shore I concurred all
When I came to your kingdom you watched it fall.
I’m the best there is, because I handle all my biz
With pimp dope skill, a diplomatic wiz
I am infamous, a legend, I’m known across the land
I bet you have heard my commercial “the world’s most interesting man”
I’m the best there ever will be, no one can fill my shoes
The day I die on every paper I’ll be the front page news
A scalar among men a cut above the rest
I live to dream and die trying to be #1 the BEST! -
Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
ThanksDaMadScientist wrote:
That's pretty goodI'm the best there ever was, my name is carved in stone
The COLISEUM displays my mark from those I killed in Rome.
Like kings before I ruled the land
taking all the territory that I can
From shore to shore I concurred all
When I came to your kingdom you watched it fall.
I’m the best there is, because I handle all my biz
With pimp dope skill, a diplomatic wiz
I am infamous, a legend, I’m known across the land
I bet you have heard my commercial “the world’s most interesting man”
I’m the best there ever will be, no one can fill my shoes
The day I die on every paper I’ll be the front page news
A scalar among men a cut above the rest
I live to dream and die trying to be #1 the BEST! -
So you think ya better than me,
If only you could see,
I ain't no normal girl
I won't give you a twirl
While other newbs cry
I watch the turfs go by
You hear that troll?
I'll wack it like a mole!
So you think ya better than me?!?But I'm not the best so half my rap is abit ott.
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Add DOLCE946 wrote:
Your a girl?So you think ya better than me,
If only you could see,
I ain't no normal girl
I won't give you a twirl
While other newbs cry
I watch the turfs go by
You hear that troll?
I'll wack it like a mole!
So you think ya better than me?!?But I'm not the best so half my rap is abit ott.
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Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
Yeah 😁Add DOLCE946 wrote:
Your a girl?So you think ya better than me,
If only you could see,
I ain't no normal girl
I won't give you a twirl
While other newbs cry
I watch the turfs go by
You hear that troll?
I'll wack it like a mole!
So you think ya better than me?!?But I'm not the best so half my rap is abit ott.
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Your about to see the ugly side of war,
when you try and battle with
Bruenor!
Dug deep into my mountain, Watching all of y'all, bwahahahain as I watch your rise and fall!
Ageless across the centuries my Ax has swung true, decapitating crazy little trolls like you.
Your infamous huh, sure infamous like Earkle, as "most interesting man" you just directed the commercial.
Erode your stone, broke your wooden sword of freedom,
Step back from the ax as I drop it on your head, son!
And it's Scholar you Newb, but
scalar rings true, while your rhyme got no real direction it has some magnitude.
So come on, make me cry, let me watch my kingdom fall,
You can't dig dirt on the King of Mithril Hall! -
I be quick to get mine
None of you fuckin noobs will ever
Catch me from behind
Cause I'm daily punching & capping
While y'all just forum yapping
don't be fooled by da stats
cause when my crew Hitcha
u gonna be worried bout yo stats
Cause maniacs like me
be causing a Ruckus
if u disagree u must wanna suck diss
I make yo ass scream 2
but this ain't no sequel
Ain't none of u lil fuckers equal
My lyrics be lethal like a weapon
So Yo ass best to keep own steppin
U see ma turf u better skip own by
Leave a trail I will no where ya ass lie
Leave you in da dark like da grim reaper hit yo block wit my street sweeper TW shit is getting deeper
U don't no which mobster to trust
Just no if u rhyme sober yo lyrics is mediocore & U fashow gonna be twisted in thoughts by this lyrical soldier...SLOB OUT✌ -
Come on guys,
You know Side is best
I got the skills thatll put all others to rest
Dont matter what mob
You know Ill rob
All you got
Cant push me around
Like I aint nothing
Im something
Im the only player youll ever see
That wont back down
All yall are clowns
For thinking you could beat me
No one can defeat me.
I was gone for months
But Im back to show all of you who I am
And Jam
My Tommy in your face and say
Saelo2mylitlfren
Grab a Bren
Watch your door
Cuz I am coming for you.
My first rap ever! Any good? -
Sorry to butt in here but I just had to!
I think this whole thing is not so full of win!
The way you throw down should be classed as a sin.
The lyrics are shite and the language ain't right,
Just get out of here, bugger off and take flight.
No better example of death of a forum,
The rap battle crap is a death fuelled of boredom.
Another excuse for you to blow smoke up your arse,
The whole bloody lot just smacks of a farce.
So wind you necks in and quit with the sin,
Do us a favor and chuck the thread in the bin!Dropped because it IS hot!
✌👊
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We try to play the game
You make a thread which is lame
It's a good job in here because my rappings insane.
You think it's about the size of your mob?
We're in the real world bitch it's the size of ya Kn#b,
Many bitches I have lain,
Many men I have slain.
Chill the f*ck out or you'll feel the pain.Wow I'm tired😳
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Yo its mr Buttwipe, the new upcoming sensation, all you big dogs just like player hatin, my raps are so good I leave y'all faintin, I'm a hometown hero unlike KingTut he's a zero,I'm so cool stick a thermometer in ma mouth it'll read sub-zero, by now it's time to leave dont look down on me because I always have an extra trick up my sleeve... ( if I somehow offended anyone it was just for the sake of rhyme )
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😒 You rhymed zero with zero.
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U want something epic I got Wut u need, 10k mob with nothin but greed, takin over the world a turf at a time, cap wutever whenever like scarface said The World Is Mine! Freemason status cappin while I'm nappin, wake up in the morning players like "thought we were cool.. Wut the f*#k happened!?" another day nother dollar, that's the name of the game, terfwarrior cap quick, real shit, so remember the name
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The name is raspy, most people think I'm zero,
But It turns out I'm a dark hero,
My humor is complicated,
I talk like I'm sophisticated,
I'm a basshead,
Don't mess with my turf, or you'll be dead,
get it into your head!
talk like a noob and BAM!
I smack you down with my giant Gram-ham!
you can't out-debate me,
You can't even hate me.
My charm is so crazy,
It makes your mind hazy. -
Just a clarification, I am in an elite force of grammar cops. (grammar nazi is too negative a term.)
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Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:
No shes a whale 😒Add DOLCE946 wrote:
Your a girl?So you think ya better than me,
If only you could see,
I ain't no normal girl
I won't give you a twirl
While other newbs cry
I watch the turfs go by
You hear that troll?
I'll wack it like a mole!
So you think ya better than me?!?But I'm not the best so half my rap is abit ott.
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My name is Zenyoul
I don't like you
Nothing ryhmes with Zenyoul
I still don't like you
I'll kick your ass unless you have a manual?
That was an assonance
I dislike pie
You can go die
WORD. -
Raspysalsa wrote:
Grammar Police? I'm the Cleveland branch chief!Just a clarification, I am in an elite force of grammar cops. (grammar nazi is too negative a term.)
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yo! VIP's, let's kick it....
🎤incey wincey spider, climbed up the spout
Along came the rain and washed poor incey out🎤Woooorrrrrrrrrrd!✌
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ѦMБIΞИ'Γ☢'ΓΞCH™ wrote:
😂yo! VIP's, let's kick it....
🎤incey wincey spider, climbed up the spout
Along came the rain and washed poor incey out🎤Woooorrrrrrrrrrd!✌
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