Joke contest
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I will be hosting a joke contest the winner will get theire code on 5 of my turf
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Anyone?
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This thread is a joke.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
😢This thread is a joke.
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The worst thing about censorship is ---- -- -----.
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☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ wrote:
Jk.😜😄₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
😢This thread is a joke.
Three guys were in a plane besides the pilot. A Chinese, Mexican, and American. They needed to throw stuff off since the plane was falling. The Chinese said, "I have too many of these in my country", and threw off some chopsticks. The Mexican said, "I have too many of these in my country," and threw off some tortillas. The Amerian said, "I have too many of these in my country," and threw off the Mexican.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Someone always says this on a joke contest thread.This thread is a joke.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
That's an old one...Racist...But old...Sadly, people will target you now for this post. 😞☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ wrote:
Jk.😜😄₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
😢This thread is a joke.
Three guys were in a plane besides the pilot. A Chinese, Mexican, and American. They needed to throw stuff off since the plane was falling. The Chinese said, "I have too many of these in my country", and threw off some chopsticks. The Mexican said, "I have too many of these in my country," and threw off some tortillas. The Amerian said, "I have too many of these in my country," and threw off the Mexican.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Nice one (cue sadsam)☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ wrote:
Jk.😜😄₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
😢This thread is a joke.
Three guys were in a plane besides the pilot. A Chinese, Mexican, and American. They needed to throw stuff off since the plane was falling. The Chinese said, "I have too many of these in my country", and threw off some chopsticks. The Mexican said, "I have too many of these in my country," and threw off some tortillas. The Amerian said, "I have too many of these in my country," and threw off the Mexican.
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y did the chicken cross the road?
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🐶puppypower🐶 wrote:
Because he felt like it gosh *said in Napoleon dynamite voice*y did the chicken cross the road?
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🐶puppypower🐶 wrote:
It was either that or he was my dinner 🔥🐤🔥y did the chicken cross the road?
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All my jokes are either racist, sexist, too explicit for 13 year old audiences, or a combination of the three.
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🐶puppypower🐶 wrote:
To get away from the finlay!y did the chicken cross the road?
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🐶puppypower🐶 wrote:
Because it is a primitive creature that lacks the necessary cerebral development to realize the dangers in doing so.y did the chicken cross the road?
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I have too many racist and 9-11 jokes. I do like how one of these threads turned out on reddit with a 9-11 joke. If
It's deemed bad by the community I'll take it down here. It was a series of comments:What's funnier than Dane Cook?
9-11
-not cool man, 9-11 jokes don't fly around here
--that's just plane terrible
---ya man, they usually crash and burn. -
What's black and screams?
Stevie wonder answering the iron -
I'm kinda on the fence about abortion.
It's good because it kills children.
It's bad because it gives women a choice.Why are black people so fast? The first 9 months of their lives they are dodging a coat hanger.
This one is really bad:
What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Her hips.Another from reddit:
Anal sex is like spinach. If youre forced to have it as a kid, you're problably not going to like it as an adult.
-- hey man that's what my girlfriend says! So I tell her she doesn't have to do it when she grows up. -
What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation check to the food bankWhat do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a sexy 10 year old!
All these black jokes are starting to offend me. You see, I have some blacks in my family tree.
They're still hanging there
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I have a couple holocaust ones, but I'll ask first:
Will I be leveled for holocaust
Jokes? -
Dumb people and Slinkies both have one thing in common: Pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin Mobile -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
TROLOLOL🐶puppypower🐶 wrote:
Because it is a primitive creature that lacks the necessary cerebral development to realize the dangers in doing so.y did the chicken cross the road?
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