Riddle Contest #2!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
He had a dream last night, as the over night guard, means he was asleep on the jobA small business owner is running late to the airport one morning, when he realizes that he left his plane tickets at his office. When he arrives at the office, the overnight security guard stops him and says "Sir, do not get on the plane! I had a dream last night that your plane was going to crash!". The businessman heeds the warning and skips the flight, and sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone on board dies. The businessman walks over to the security guard and says "You saved my life, friend. Thank you. And you're fired."
Why did he fire him?
Correct! 👍
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There are ten strangers at a house party. They are all a different height. Everyone wants to meet everyone else, but all of them will only shake hands with people who are shorter than themselves. How many people shake hands?
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It's either 219, 10, or 0 😓
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🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
NoneThere are ten strangers at a house party. They are all a different height. Everyone wants to meet everyone else, but all of them will only shake hands with people who are shorter than themselves. How many people shake hands?
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ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Correct! 👍🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
NoneThere are ten strangers at a house party. They are all a different height. Everyone wants to meet everyone else, but all of them will only shake hands with people who are shorter than themselves. How many people shake hands?
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🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
Your sonBrothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.
About which man am I speaking?
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ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Shadow wins again! 👍🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
Your sonBrothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.
About which man am I speaking?
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What flies forever, but never rests
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beast13 wrote:
TimeWhat flies forever, but never rests
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What is vital for life, exists all around us, but too much of it can kill you?
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
SexWhat is vital for life, exists all around us, but too much of it can kill you?
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Water. Food. Oxygen. Sunlight.What is vital for life, exists all around us, but too much of it can kill you?
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🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
Yes.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Water. Food. Oxygen. Sunlight.What is vital for life, exists all around us, but too much of it can kill you?
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A man was murdered on a Sunday. There are three suspects: the maid, the cook, and the butler. The butler claimed he was making beds. The maid claimed she was checking the mail. The butler claimed he was cooking breakfast. Who did it?
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Eric. wrote:
The maidA man was murdered on a Sunday. There are three suspects: the maid, the cook, and the butler. The butler claimed he was making beds. The maid claimed she was checking the mail. The butler claimed he was cooking breakfast. Who did it?
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Correct, she claimed she was checking the mail, but there's no mail on Sundays.Eric. wrote:
The maidA man was murdered on a Sunday. There are three suspects: the maid, the cook, and the butler. The butler claimed he was making beds. The maid claimed she was checking the mail. The butler claimed he was cooking breakfast. Who did it?
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What two words have thousands of letters in them
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Post office
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Tall I am born, short I die, what am I?
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I am born in the earth, mature in hell, then live in heavin, what am I?
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Bob and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Bob was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Bob decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
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A man walked into shower where a man had hung himself. There was no stool, table or any other object the man could have stood on and he is 50cm off the floor. The man hung himself without help from anyone else, how?
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💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 wrote:
Stood on a block of ice, then it meltedA man walked into shower where a man had hung himself. There was no stool, table or any other object the man could have stood on and he is 50cm off the floor. The man hung himself without help from anyone else, how?
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The winners are Khal, Bruenor twice, Destroyer twice, and WestSider twice. Congratulations! PM me your codes.
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