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What do you call a noon in the ER?
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Yo mama so fat
She wears large clothes
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ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
How do you put 10,000 mobsters in the ER?What do you call a noon in the ER?
Swagger brown😂😂😂😂Oh, hi trifecta!😁
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ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
Haha? Wow CCC we got another troll over here!!!What do you call a noon in the ER?
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YOU wrote:
I mean sparta😜ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
How do you put 10,000 mobsters in the ER?What do you call a noon in the ER?
Swagger brown😂😂😂😂Oh, hi trifecta!😁
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ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
•What do you call a "noob" who can't spell?What do you call a noon in the ER?
Swagger brown😂😂😂😂
•That's right
•This guy who I can't read his/her name...
Only joking man haha Peace! -
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
What do you call a quality car? Anything but a volkswagen!ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
How do you put 10,000 mobsters in the ER?What do you call a noon in the ER?
Swagger brown😂😂😂😂Oh, hi trifecta!😁
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ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
Hey there!! Volkswagen makes some of the most best cars like lamborghini and porsha༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
What do you call a quality car? Anything but a volkswagen!ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
How do you put 10,000 mobsters in the ER?What do you call a noon in the ER?
Swagger brown😂😂😂😂Oh, hi trifecta!😁
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How do you make a plumber cry?
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big b0$$ wrote:
HowHow do you make a plumber cry?
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big b0$$ wrote:
Finish that and I'll level youHow do you make a plumber cry?
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha it's funny because some other troll will finish that anti-jokebig b0$$ wrote:
Finish that and I'll level youHow do you make a plumber cry?
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big b0$$ wrote:
Very carefullyHow do you make a plumber cry?
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big b0$$ wrote:
Must.... Not... Finish....How do you make a plumber cry?
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big b0$$ wrote:
Take away his wrench?How do you make a plumber cry?
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How many auditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: The same amount it took last year!
😂lol a real knee slapper!!😂
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big b0$$ wrote:
When he is bent over, super heat a penny and throw it in his ass crack. Then when he stands up Abe Lincoln will be burnt into his ass while his cheeks continue to burn. But if that doesn't work then you kill his family. Now he's crying. (sadistic laughing) (sadistic laughter echoes making it seem more sadistic)How do you make a plumber cry?
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De Rick wrote:
Bruenor, found someone.big b0$$ wrote:
When he is bent over, super heat a penny and throw it in his ass crack. Then when he stands up Abe Lincoln will be burnt into his ass while his cheeks continue to burn. But if that doesn't work then you kill his family. Now he's crying. (sadistic laughing) (sadistic laughter echoes making it seem more sadistic)How do you make a plumber cry?
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Warhero0014 wrote:
I know but someone was going to say it bruenor right here on the arteryDe Rick wrote:
Bruenor, found someone.big b0$$ wrote:
When he is bent over, super heat a penny and throw it in his ass crack. Then when he stands up Abe Lincoln will be burnt into his ass while his cheeks continue to burn. But if that doesn't work then you kill his family. Now he's crying. (sadistic laughing) (sadistic laughter echoes making it seem more sadistic)How do you make a plumber cry?
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Did you know Anne Franks parents built her a tree house ? Oh, no? Neither did she...
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I'm surprised no one noticed the first part of my answer before the family Part thing.
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ticked
She told him
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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I know better ones than 👆but I save those ones
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Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I can't fix that!"
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✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Huh?Did you know Anne Franks parents built her a tree house ? Oh, no? Neither did she...
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Primo Loco wrote:
Nvm Primo✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:
Huh?Did you know Anne Franks parents built her a tree house ? Oh, no? Neither did she...
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Did you know Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?
Neither did she!
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