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Pop-Tarts are flamable.

• rojo2017 Jun 13, 2012

  This morning I learned, that Pop-tarts are very, very flamable if cooked wrong. My lesson began at 6:00am, I woke up to eat brakefast as I normaly do. I decided I wanted a Pop-Tart, so I got one out of the pantry. I put it in the toster and nothing happened. I then went to the microwave and put the Pop-Tart in, I looked for cooking directions on the bag and box, but all it said was do not microwaved in this wrapping. So I guessed 2 minutes, and pressed start and I left to check on something. When I came back I didn't even look in the microwave to see if the Pop-Tart was good. I opened the microwave door and a large cloud of smoke puffed out, and I ran around the house opening doors and turning on fans so the smoke alarm wouldn't go off. When the smoke cleared I went to look at the Pop-Tart remains, all that was left was a soupy Pop-Tart.
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 13, 2012

  😂😜 I microwave it for 20 secs.
• 991-۷օㄨγ-991 Jun 13, 2012

  I eat with nothing
• [J]oker Jun 13, 2012

  Two mins is a long time for a pop tart. I prefer mine frozen
• MoonChild Jun 13, 2012

  Try microwaving eggs 😉
• rojo2017 Jun 13, 2012

  MoonChild wrote:

  Try microwaving eggs 😉
  

  I did that.
• Traüger🏃Retired Jun 13, 2012

  Didn't Brian Regan do a comedy piece about putting a pop tart in the microwave in 3 seconds only? 😂
• Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Jun 13, 2012

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite intertaining
• Glock 45 Jun 13, 2012

  If you put a raisin in the micro wave it will turn back into a grape. Stinks like hell and is not edible
• E=MC(Hammer) Jun 13, 2012

  Trauger Jogger wrote:

  Didn't Brian Regan do a comedy piece about putting a pop tart in the microwave in 3 seconds only? 😂
  

  He is the funniest comedian ever!! 😂😂😂
• Admiral May Jun 13, 2012

  Glock45 wrote:

  If you put a raisin in the micro wave it will turn back into a grape. Stinks like hell and is not edible
  

  I am so not trying this
• Mr_White Jun 13, 2012

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite intertaining
  

  Are you referring to, is it a good idea to microwave this? If so my favorite was the iPod.
• rojo2017 Jun 13, 2012

  Mr_White wrote:

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite intertaining
  

  Are you referring to, is it a good idea to microwave this? If so my favorite was the iPod.

  We use a tinfoil shield to protect our nuts, because no one likes rosted nuts.😂
• 👻⋆℟ꇎῃઙϮƎя⋆👻 Jun 13, 2012

  LOL!
  Last week I was making Irish coffee. Thought I was smart putting the Whiskey in a glass and in the microwave... 🔥KABOOM!!🔥
  Wtf... Still smells like whiskey... 😳

  Oh, Pop-Farts are flamable too.
• SecurityGuard Jun 13, 2012

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite entertaining
  

  I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of the "show". I also like "Will it blend...?" lol.
• yomama1064 Jun 13, 2012

  i never had to microwave anything out of the pantry for 2+ minutes besides popcorn.
• muddybruin Jun 13, 2012

  You can also set a pop tart on fire by leaving it in your toaster on the highest setting. True story. Now everyone is afraid when I say I'm going to cook :(
• muddybruin Jun 13, 2012

  ✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite entertaining
  

  I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of the "show". I also like "Will it blend...?" lol.

  There's one show called "is it a good idea to microwave this?" I think the answer is usually no :)
• Ꭱ3V Jun 13, 2012

  muddybruin wrote:

  You can also set a pop tart on fire by leaving it in your toaster on the highest setting. True story. Now everyone is afraid when I say I'm going to cook :(
  

  I left a toaster strudel in the toaster too long once. Now everytime it's used the entire kitchen smells of burning pastry. I get a dirty look every single time 😥
• SecurityGuard Jun 13, 2012

  muddybruin wrote:

  ✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite entertaining
  

  I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of the "show". I also like "Will it blend...?" lol.

  There's one show called "is it a good idea to microwave this?" I think the answer is usually no :)
  

  👆 usually . Lol.
• Eric. Jun 13, 2012

  muddybruin wrote:

  ✯ՏɛʗʊʀɪϮγ₲ʊɑʀƌ✯ wrote:

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite entertaining
  

  I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name of the "show". I also like "Will it blend...?" lol.

  There's one show called "is it a good idea to microwave this?" I think the answer is usually no :)
  

  Unless it's popcorn.
• MOB 'N ROB Jun 13, 2012

  🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:

  I eat with nothing
  

  So in other words your Chuck Norris.
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 13, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  muddybruin wrote:

  You can also set a pop tart on fire by leaving it in your toaster on the highest setting. True story. Now everyone is afraid when I say I'm going to cook :(
  

  I left a toaster strudel in the toaster too long once. Now everytime it's used the entire kitchen smells of burning pastry. I get a dirty look every single time 😥

  Toasters are ten bucks bro....save yourself the grief and buy her a new one! Hahahaha!
• Primo Loco Jun 13, 2012

  Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🔥💢👣 wrote:

  😂😜 I microwave it for 20 secs.
  

  Roflmfaool 2 mins 😹😹😹😹😹
• Sgt Mayday Jun 13, 2012

  I microwaved popcorn for 4 mins before on the high setting.
• 991-۷օㄨγ-991 Jun 13, 2012

  MOB 'N ROB wrote:

  🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:

  I eat with nothing
  

  So in other words your Chuck Norris.

  Yea!
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jun 13, 2012

  Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:

  I need to find the YouTube videos of them microwaving a lot of stuff... Quite intertaining
  

  Is it a good idea to microwave this?
• ᏣяλżɏVįқîиg Jun 13, 2012

  Ive done that, pretty funny to have a flaming poptart in the microwave
• Cͭoͪcͤҡཞơąçḩ Jun 13, 2012

  Maybe 2min for a toaster oven but a microwave? Lol nice story dude
• Ꭱ3V Jun 13, 2012

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  muddybruin wrote:

  You can also set a pop tart on fire by leaving it in your toaster on the highest setting. True story. Now everyone is afraid when I say I'm going to cook :(
  

  I left a toaster strudel in the toaster too long once. Now everytime it's used the entire kitchen smells of burning pastry. I get a dirty look every single time 😥

  Toasters are ten bucks bro....save yourself the grief and buy her a new one! Hahahaha!

  Our toaster is one of those bitchin 4 slot black and deckers. Multiple settings and shit. That's how I burned the damn toaster strudel in the first place. I'm not buying an $80 toaster right now lol.
• Sosa#300 Jun 13, 2012

  Try a frozen capri sun...no bueno

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