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First we had ask tbock, then ask Bella, now ask OTB. Ask him anything you want, he has all the answers.
What are your pants made of?
Will the Kings win the cup next year? -
What are my pants made of???
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OTB is quite a awesome guy and teacher, I believe math if I'm correct? Very helpful player and one of my favorite vets. 😁
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I imagine brown corduroy.
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How will the world end?
What's your pet?
Do you believe in 2012?
What's your favorite capo?
What will you do in a zombie apocalypse?These must be vastly important questions because they are asked weekly.
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
I kinda agree, but do his pants keep expanding like the universe? Maybe he wears spandex.I imagine brown corduroy.
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How did you become a "One Thumb Bastard" ?
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Spandex?! The horror... the horror.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
1) Teflon, diamonds, ground unicorn horn and, a rare substance, wonkazraynium.First we had ask tbock, then ask Bella, now ask OTB. Ask him anything you want, he has all the answers.
What are your pants made of?
Will the Kings win the cup next year?
2. Yes.👍 -
Ultimonster wrote:
Tough to say, given all the skid marks. Was their original color roadapple umber?😷What are my pants made of???
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
How did you become a "One Thumb Bastard" ?
Im really interested to know the tale of your other thumbs demise.
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Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
I had to give up teaching math cuz I only can count to 19, unless I drop trou.👔OTB is quite a awesome guy and teacher, I believe math if I'm correct? Very helpful player and one of my favorite vets. 😁
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
Laughed so hard I started coughingҒʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
I had to give up teaching math cuz I only can count to 19, unless I drop trou.👔OTB is quite a awesome guy and teacher, I believe math if I'm correct? Very helpful player and one of my favorite vets. 😁
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OneThumbBastard 6 min ago Quote
Ultimonster wrote:
What are my pants made of???Tough to say, given all the skid marks. Was their original color roadapple umber?😷
Hahaha. That's hilarious!
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ZRAYGO wrote:
I'll take your word for it my friend! 👍OneThumbBastard wrote:
Laughed so hard I started coughingҒʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
I had to give up teaching math cuz I only can count to 19, unless I drop trou.👔OTB is quite a awesome guy and teacher, I believe math if I'm correct? Very helpful player and one of my favorite vets. 😁
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Ojibwe wrote:
1. Chinese firedrill.How will the world end?
What's your pet?
Do you believe in 2012?
What's your favorite capo?
What will you do in a zombie apocalypse?These must be vastly important questions because they are asked weekly.
2. I'm surrounded by pussy.
3. 2012 what?
4. Sell flashlights and BrainHelper™.👍 -
Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
One of the best quotes!ZRAYGO wrote:
I'll take your word for it my friend! 👍OneThumbBastard wrote:
Laughed so hard I started coughingҒʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
I had to give up teaching math cuz I only can count to 19, unless I drop trou.👔OTB is quite a awesome guy and teacher, I believe math if I'm correct? Very helpful player and one of my favorite vets. 😁
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ᎻᎩᏢᎬᎡ☪☢ᎷᏢᏝᎬ⚔ wrote:
I lost my left thumb to cancer nearly 10 years ago. You have no idea how difficult it is to do this, 👍, without my trusty Swiss Army Thumb™.Excelsior mafia wrote:
How did you become a "One Thumb Bastard" ?
Im really interested to know the tale of your other thumbs demise.
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Who are the vets you miss the
Most? As it seems that a lot of vets are taking a break lately -
My dear OTB, such a good friend. Please tell me, why DID the chicken cross the road?
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Will Andromeda make any more threads today?
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
ᎻᎩᏢᎬᎡ☪☢ᎷᏢᏝᎬ⚔ wrote:
I lost my left thumb to cancer nearly 10 years ago. You have no idea how difficult it is to do this, 👍, without my trusty Swiss Army Thumb™.Excelsior mafia wrote:
How did you become a "One Thumb Bastard" ?
Im really interested to know the tale of your other thumbs demise.
I wish I had a Swiss army thumb.. 😒
All I have is this cheap crappy utility toe. Useless I tell you. -
How long did it take to become a lawyer?
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When you play 'gotcha nose' with a kid, how unimpressive is it?
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Should I buy this cable?
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/product-reviews/B000I1X6PM
The reviews are really good.
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fartex wrote:
Britfury™Who are the vets you miss the
Most? As it seems that a lot of vets are taking a break lately
Swagger
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Mr. Evil Empire
cupcake
glman -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
It was stapled to 👿Belial.My dear OTB, such a good friend. Please tell me, why DID the chicken cross the road?
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
😂✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
It was stapled to 👿Belial.My dear OTB, such a good friend. Please tell me, why DID the chicken cross the road?
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Yes, unfortunately ushering in the forum now known as the "Andromeda Strain."👎Will Andromeda make any more threads today?
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
5 years undergrad, 3 years of Law School.How long did it take to become a lawyer?
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
Lmao. Too FIng funny.Ғʟuƒƒ ϻA͜ՏϮeʀ wrote:
I had to give up teaching math cuz I only can count to 19, unless I drop trou.👔OTB is quite a awesome guy and teacher, I believe math if I'm correct? Very helpful player and one of my favorite vets. 😁
Do you suck on your one thumb?
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