OMEGLE GAME!!!
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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
hey
i am a hippo
thats cool im a tiger
r u from vegas?
no tigers domt live in vegas
don't
sure they do. one ate roy in vegas. i'm sure it was in all the tiger newspapers.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya, asl?
You: Whas up??
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: Hippo??
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
You: Hippo
Stranger: :)
You: Hippo P. Otimus
Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
You: No hippo?
Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
You: I do. I have eight 😉. Jealous?
Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
You: U not hear me lady??? I have 8 fukin tits!! Know what it's like to walk around with that shit!!! And here u jus flaunt em. I GOTTA WALK A CERTAIN WAY SO I DONT BREAK MY BACK! DO U KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE!!!! No cuz u have two boobs...
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U suck
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U suck
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Walrus Breath wrote:
😂😂😂You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
you: hey there.
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: i am a girl hippo. U?
Stranger: i guess im a guy lion
You: lions dont scare me.
Stranger: i dont wanna scare you(;
You: thats good. cause i bite and trample when i'm scared.
You: hippos kill more people than lions.
Stranger: i dont wanna kill. make peace not war.. means sex(:
You: hippos have sex in water.
stranger: sex is much better than killing someone.
Stranger: i have sex anywhere
how old are you? do you have a kik
You: can you scatter your poo with your tail? because that makes me hot.
Stranger: thats gross
You: thats what gets girl hippos going.
Stranger: your weird.. yet attractive
You: how do you know? only my nostrils are showing above the water. -
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:hello
You: i am a hippo
Stranger: do you have noodles on your back
You: why yes i do
Stranger: you're a hippopotamus and you have noodles on your back
You: true fact.
Stranger: hippopotamus or hiphopapotamus
You: hippopotamus
Stranger: ohh interesting.
You: i eat grass and spray me poo around with my tail.
spray me poo
Stranger: thats awesome you sound like a pirate. me poo
You: its hard to be a pirate hippo. if we all went to one side if the boat it would capsize.
Stranger: yeah im sure
You: our hooves cant grip ropes to swing onto the other ship either.
Stranger: kool
You: we also have a hard time picking up cannon balls.
Stranger: why would you need cannon balls
You: reloading muskets and swashbuckleing is not reaaly our thing either.
Stranger: this is bizarre.
You: come to think of it. i dont think i should be a pirate.
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༄ℑབ།༨ཇའ࿇4࿇།༏۴ཇ༄ wrote:
Slut botYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya, asl?
You: Whas up??
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: Hippo??
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
You: Hippo
Stranger: :)
You: Hippo P. Otimus
Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
You: No hippo?
Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
You: I do. I have eight 😉. Jealous?
Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
You: U not hear me lady??? I have 8 fukin tits!! Know what it's like to walk around with that shit!!! And here u jus flaunt em. I GOTTA WALK A CERTAIN WAY SO I DONT BREAK MY BACK! DO U KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE!!!! No cuz u have two boobs...
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Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: Asl?
You: hippo?
Stranger: No rhino !
You: orly?
You: gray?
Stranger: Penisfirst chat :)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: hippo?
Stranger: asl?
You: rhino penis again?
Stranger: yes
You: hahahaha
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🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:
I've seen this thread but when a thread has so many responses I ignore it because I wanted to be on the first page to start a conversation. BUT I SHALL FIND A HIPPO 🌊🐮papabear72 wrote:
MuahahahaOmegle has been trolled by TW!!
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hahah this is awesome
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You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: yes maybe
Stranger: asl
You: how come your gray rhino penis finds me all the time?
Stranger: becuz it likes u
You: YAY :D
Stranger: ;)
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did really LOL on this
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Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: m 18
You: h 17
Stranger: wtf is h
You: hippo
Stranger: hyrbid
Stranger: hahaha
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OMFG I'VE BEEN CHATTING WITH THE SAME GUY FOR 10 MINS HE WON'T GIVE IN LMAO I keep talking about hippos and he doesn't leave
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Lmao finally he disconnected xD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hippo?
You: o.O
Stranger: where r u from?
You: right now im in a river
You: you?
You: are you a hippo?
Stranger: ya im hippooo
You: tw?
Stranger: tw?
You: yes tw?
You: if you were a fellow hippo you must know what tw is
Stranger: ur name
You: your name first >:)
Stranger: ur name?
Stranger: tell me first u
You: ploc
Stranger: is it name?
You: youre not a hippo youre another alligator trying to get me GET AWAY ALLIGATOR DX
Stranger: ur crocodile
You: nnnoooo
You: ima hippo
Stranger: tell me your country name plz?
You: hippoville
Stranger: im pakistani
You: hippoville africa
You: ooohhhhh so youre not a hippo?
Stranger: ooooooooooooo africa
Stranger: tell me the meaning of hippo?
You: ...hippo -
You: A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.
Stranger: are u male or female?
You: w/e you want ;P
You: i can open my mouth 4 feet wide
Stranger: your sex?
You: hippos have sex in the water :)
Stranger: male or female?
You: whatever you want
(went quiet for a min)
You: hippo? o.O
You: HIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HIPPO >8O
You: you hippo =.=
You: talking to you hippo
You: HIPPOOOOOOOOOOO
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Primo Loco wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭You: A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.
Stranger: are u male or female?
You: w/e you want ;P
You: i can open my mouth 4 feet wide
Stranger: your sex?
You: hippos have sex in the water :)
Stranger: male or female?
You: whatever you want
(went quiet for a min)
You: hippo? o.O
You: HIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HIPPO >8O
You: you hippo =.=
You: talking to you hippo
You: HIPPOOOOOOOOOOO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Bella Horan
You: hippo?
You: :)
You: are you a fellow hippo bella?
Stranger: m
You: 0.0
Stranger: soooooo
You: this is a life or death situation o.o
ARE
YOU
A
HIPPO
LIKE
ME
????????
Stranger: u mother fucking with neighbour go
Stranger: and see
You: ...moms dead
Stranger: see ur sister
You: no sis
Stranger: ur gf or wife
You: widow....
You: FUCK YOU YOURE NOT A HIPPO >8OOMFG the guilt they must feel when i said my mom is dead (shes not i always say that just to make ppl feel guilty and 99% of the time it works
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: helloyou a hippo?
Stranger: sozgiraffe
You: oohhhh i like giraffes but im looking for hippos i cant find them
Stranger: rare?
You: no just hiding
You: we all got lost
Stranger: sneaky
Stranger: thats a shame
You: yea Y.Y tell me if you see another hippo ok :)
Stranger: I shall
You: ok thank you giraffe x)
Stranger: weclome :Dim confused.... xD ima try to look for this person again i disconnected
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disturbed man -.-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: M 27 uk
Stranger: U!
Stranger: .?
You: 17 h eu
Stranger: Whats h?
You: wanna se boobs? ey?
Stranger: Wana Skype?
You: no
You: hippo?
Stranger: Y?
Stranger: I like big girls
You: orly? ^^
Stranger: Bbw FaceTime wank mmmmm xxxxxxxxx
You: hippopotamus
You: you a hippo too?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I like big fat girls
You: but hippo :(
Stranger: R u larger lady?
You: i'm happy
You: hippo*
Stranger: Where u from
Stranger: .
You: eu
Stranger: Eu?
Stranger: Europe
You: ya
Stranger: Well so am i
Stranger: Thats vaige as
Stranger: Im in scotland
You: i'm almost there, i'm @ loch ness
Stranger: Looking for Skype chat u y or n?
Stranger: How was rockness
You: n
You: i'm in the water
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.........just had a girl send me nude pics........ im confused lol
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Primo Loco wrote:
Was it Amy?.........just had a girl send me nude pics........ im confused lol
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You: Pelican?
You: Hippo?
You: JaBe?
You: Dvd?
You: Pimp?
You: Gman?
You: OTB's pants?
Stranger: hey
You: That random guy in the corner?
You: Greenman?
You: Clone?
You: Grimm?
You: Turf wars??
You: Any of these ring a bell?
You: I guess not, you are dead to
You: Me😞I feel so alone in this world...😓😔😞
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haha got bored so screwed with a guys mind
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Stranger: M 21 usa
Stranger: U
You: F 23 cali want nude pics?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Text?
Stranger: Cali here too
You: u dirty fucker
You: hippo?
Stranger: Huh?
You: cunt
Stranger: Skut
Stranger: Slut
You: scumbag
Stranger: Whore
You: wanna text?
Stranger: Number
You: 455-674236
Stranger: Thats not a phone number
You: no that's random numbers
You: if u want the pics u give me your number -.-
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: U seem crazy
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Stranger: hey male uk 16, looking for an older woman ;)
You: f 33 uk
Stranger: hey baby perfect age ;) u like younger guys
You: what you want to do with an older woman?
Stranger: lick her out and show her a good time if i can ;)
You: what you mean if u can?
You: no guaratees?
Stranger: ok i will show u a good time ;)
You: dinner and jewelry or what you talking about?
Stranger: ye then go back to a hotel rooom, and have a fun night
You: HAHAH YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCKER HAHA YOU ARE KINDA STUPID -.-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl ?
You: 17 m usa
Stranger: i'm 15 f Est
You: Hmm, seems legit
Stranger: yep , please fuck me
You: Nah, you don't wanna be fucked by a hippo... Our organzas are as strong as shotgun blasts... Don't you know we kill more humans than sharks do a year? I'm sorry, but I must say no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Haha, I never got to tell her to go do her homework...😞😞😞😜
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey, ASL?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: 17 m hippo usa
Stranger: gay?
You: You would die... Don't you know us hippos kill more men than sharks do a year?
Stranger: hey idiot i am not gay or bi . just here everybody talks about sex and u wann atalk with a man
You: Never said I wanna talk to a man, I jut try not to be an ass... My herd kick me out last night.. So it's been kinda tough...😢
Stranger: and i would fuck your ass with a revolver gun
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LMAO just found that girl again.... appearently shes a bot xD omfg thats hilarious
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u like cats
You: Yeah
Stranger: finish this song:
You: U like hippos?
Stranger: hey now, hey noooww!
You: U like hippos?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya, asl?
You: 17 m hippo, africa
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: Nice, I've heard you guys have a lot of water over there?
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
You: ʂϮℜᵃɳցعƦ™ my parents are quite strange...
Stranger: :)
You: Any who, if you see any hippos, can you please tell them that ʂϮℜᵃɳցعƦ™ is looking for them?(:
Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
You: Oh dear god... Not you again...
Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
You: I don't like robotic big breasts
Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
You: No, I'm into hippos, not robotsI BROKE THE AMY BOT!!! XD
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