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OMEGLE GAME!!!

• Killer the Carl Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger...,hi asl
  You....hippo
  Stranger....hey I found you again!
  Stranger....I'm the one whos gonna skin you and eat you
  You...please tell me you're a hippo too
  Stranger...;) how did you know?
  You.... TW hippo knows things like that
  Stranger....yeah
• ♆𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Jun 11, 2012

  Stranger: i am your father and i just want you to know that i love you no matter what
  You: Hippo
  You: What the fuck? My father is dead!
  Stranger: oh im sorry it was just a joke !!! IM REALLY SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT !!!
  Disconnected.

  Seriously my father is dead. That guy's dumb.
• ☠།༨རསᏩཥརས☠ Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: f 17
  You: Is this a computer?
  Stranger: no
  You: Really?
  Stranger: im so fucking horny xx
  You: Wow a sex bot
  Stranger: yeah wanna give it a try baby
  You: I don't want to have sex with a computer...
  Stranger: just shut up and go along you f or m
  You: Your a bossy computer... Ok il go along... M
  Stranger: how old
  You: 21
  Stranger: but your hand down your boxers and start wanking ..... tell me wat to do next
  You: Ok you should put your hand in the fridge and make me a sandwich
  Stranger: wtf
  You: You said tell you what to do...
  You: So go do it
  Stranger: in having sex you plonker
  You: Oh...
  You: Lol
  You: Ok
  Stranger: go on then
  You: Ok... Put your hand down your pants blah blah blah finish up then GO MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I'm not sexist or anything, just seemed like a funny thing to say at the time 😂
• Mr_White Jun 11, 2012

  👆hahaha
• Most Wanted Jun 11, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Would you proceed to ask anyone if they're horny after the first thing they said was "hippo"? 😳
  

  Thats nothing.... I have a SS of the weirdest response...
  You have Pal??

  That's what happened to me
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  Mr_White wrote:

  I still vote this becomes a weekly thing
  

  Maybe not every week, but I think I will definitely do this again! 😊
• ༈Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙༈ Jun 11, 2012

  འཇдрཟའ wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: f 17
  You: Is this a computer?
  Stranger: no
  You: Really?
  Stranger: im so fucking horny xx
  You: Wow a sex bot
  Stranger: yeah wanna give it a try baby
  You: I don't want to have sex with a computer...
  Stranger: just shut up and go along you f or m
  You: Your a bossy computer... Ok il go along... M
  Stranger: how old
  You: 21
  Stranger: but your hand down your boxers and start wanking ..... tell me wat to do next
  You: Ok you should put your hand in the fridge and make me a sandwich
  Stranger: wtf
  You: You said tell you what to do...
  You: So go do it
  Stranger: in having sex you plonker
  You: Oh...
  You: Lol
  You: Ok
  Stranger: go on then
  You: Ok... Put your hand down your pants blah blah blah finish up then GO MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I'm not sexist or anything, just seemed like a funny thing to say at the time 😂
  

  Hahahaha
• ✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Jun 11, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Pigs
  You: No, hippo
  Stranger: No tree dome
  You: HIPPO!!!
  Stranger: STARFISH !!
  You: HIPPOOOOOOOOOOOH!
  Stranger: NOOO !!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• ✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Giraffe
  You: No, hippo
  Stranger: Lion
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Elephant
  You: HIPPO!
  Stranger: Squirrel
  Stranger: Jamrs
  You: hippo
  Stranger: Jajdhsjjshs
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Ur moms a hippo?
  Stranger: Mean
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: ASL
  You: 20/h/Africa
  Stranger: h..?
  You: HIPPPOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
  Stranger: Ah okie
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: I am going to disconnect hippi
  Stranger: Hippo*
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: bye
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  This one made me laugh extra hard!
• 991-۷օㄨγ-991 Jun 11, 2012

  You: Me llamo Thomas que por ye
  Stranger: Fucking spanish
  Stranger: Don't use it
  You: No no mi espanol
  Stranger: ssibal gae zotgaton sekiya
  Stranger: you know what i'm saying?
  You: No no que espanol
  Stranger: same thing
  Stranger: so
  Stranger: we
  Stranger: should speak Eng
  You: Shut up e
  Stranger: cool
  You: Mi familia es espanol
  You: We que por
  You: Mexico
  Stranger: So what
  Stranger: u que por
  You: Mi Gusta momo
  Stranger: espanol
  You: Mi humpo
  Stranger: gae ssibsori ziculizimasam ssibalnoma
  Stranger: byeol byeongsin gaton gae da it na
  You: I think ur speaking English sry me espanol
  You: Leave you
  You: Hotdog
  Stranger: what the fuck is espanol
  Stranger: son of bitch
  You: Tell ur mOm I left the money on her bed.
  Your converstational person have disconnected
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  What've you got to say now, Tweek??? HA!!!
• Lady Skillz Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  Stranger: sp
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hi
  You: Whatever age wherever you are and however many times you like
  Stranger: What
  You: Ill be what you want me to be. No one likes the real me
  Stranger: You fat?
  Stranger: Big
  Stranger: Latge
  Stranger: LRge
  Stranger: Im ok wid da
  You: Im a hippo
  Stranger: T
  Stranger: No you are a sexy girl!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 11, 2012

  Lady Skillz wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  Stranger: sp
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hi
  You: Whatever age wherever you are and however many times you like
  Stranger: What
  You: Ill be what you want me to be. No one likes the real me
  Stranger: You fat?
  Stranger: Big
  Stranger: Latge
  Stranger: LRge
  Stranger: Im ok wid da
  You: Im a hippo
  Stranger: T
  Stranger: No you are a sexy girl!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  😳How did he know? 😉
• Lady Skillz Jun 11, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  Lady Skillz wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  Stranger: sp
  Stranger: asl
  You: Hi
  You: Whatever age wherever you are and however many times you like
  Stranger: What
  You: Ill be what you want me to be. No one likes the real me
  Stranger: You fat?
  Stranger: Big
  Stranger: Latge
  Stranger: LRge
  Stranger: Im ok wid da
  You: Im a hippo
  Stranger: T
  Stranger: No you are a sexy girl!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  😳How did he know? 😉

  This is too funny. People get really mad about it.
• Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Jun 11, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi!
  You: Hippo!
  Stranger: Fuck yeah!
  Stranger: Meth!
  You: Hell yes!
  Stranger: Pcp while naked!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• Ꭱ3V Jun 11, 2012

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  What've you got to say now, Tweek??? HA!!!
  

  He wants to comment in here but can't. He's banned lmfao
• Witches Sabbath Jun 12, 2012

  Stranger: HI
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: FUCK YOU
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• ♆𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍♆ Jun 12, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  SeñoritaMafioso wrote:

  What've you got to say now, Tweek??? HA!!!
  

  He wants to comment in here but can't. He's banned lmfao

  Fail lol
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Jun 12, 2012

  Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi!
  You: Hippo!
  Stranger: Fuck yeah!
  Stranger: Meth!
  You: Hell yes!
  Stranger: Pcp while naked!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  PEYOTE IN THE DESERT!
• 🐌Captain snail Jun 12, 2012

  SHIT!!!!!!that Amy girl killed me hellllpppppp!im freaking out!
• 🐌Captain snail Jun 12, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  SHIT!!!!!!that Amy girl killed me hellllpppppp!im freaking out!
  

  Ok I'm com Amy just sent me a piture of her naked ah
• lucky rochiano Jun 12, 2012

  Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:

  😂😂😂😂
  You...hippo
  Stranger.....M/F?
  You.....you choose
  Stranger......F?
  You......sure why not
  Strange.....ARE YOU FEMALE?
  You......sure
  Stranger....where you from?
  You......Africa
  Stranger.......can I know your name?
  You.....I'm a hippo..I have no name
  Stranger.....well alright, how you doing?
  You......Bloated
  Stranger ends convo
  

  Lol 👆
• Most Wanted Jun 12, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Stranger: halo
  You: Ohala
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: what is with the hippo
  Stranger: i think we spoke before
  You: No... That wasn't me
  You: Lotta people looking for others
  You: That say hippo back
  You: Win a game :)
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: i don't get it
  You: You play Turfwars?
  Stranger: what? this has got to be the same person
  Stranger: i said hippo and then you asked if i played turfwars
  Stranger: same conversation
  You: Nit the same person, we're from the same MMO
  You: Which ways tey go?
  Stranger: i don't know
  Stranger: i have no idea what you're talking about
  You: :( no hippo...
  You: Join Turfwars, add *******
  You: :)
  

  I think I did it to that person too
• Most Wanted Jun 12, 2012

  When someone put asl I put
  10 boy McDonald's
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  Oh today was a good day...
  I
  Haven't laughed so hard, just nonstop, in years
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 12, 2012

  Most Wanted wrote:

  When someone put asl I put
  10 boy McDonald's
  

  I told this guy I was ten and he still kept asking me to "touch myself"... Among other things...😳😓 Terrible, awful, nasty things....
  I hope I was just a terrible actress and that he wasn't a total pedo-creep.
• SeñoritaMafioso Jun 12, 2012

  No wait, told him I was 11.
• ༺Mʏsтєཽʀɪøɴ༻ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hi
  You: Hip
  You: Po
  Stranger: wtf ?
  You: H
  You: I
  You: P
  You: P
  You: O
  Stranger: Y
  Stranger: O
  Stranger: U
  Stranger: R
  Stranger: A
  Stranger: S
  Stranger: S
  Stranger: BETTER NOW °
  You: N
  You: O
  You: T
  You: R
  You: E
  You: A
  You: L
  You: L
  You: Y
  Stranger: W
  Stranger: H
  Stranger: Y
  Stranger: W
  Stranger: E
  Stranger: R
  Stranger: S
  Stranger: P
  Stranger: E
  Stranger: A
  Stranger: K
  Stranger: I
  Stranger: N
  Stranger: G
  Stranger: T
  Stranger: H
  Stranger: IS
  Stranger: W
  Stranger: A
  Stranger: Y
  Stranger: ?
  You: B
  You: E
  You: C
  You: A
  You: U
  You: S
  You: E
  You: W
  You: E
  You: L
  You: O
  You: V
  You: E
  You: A
  You: M
  You: E
  You: R
  You: I
  You: C
  You: A
  Stranger: S
  Stranger: O
  Stranger: U
  Stranger: T
  Stranger: H
  Stranger: A
  Stranger: M
  Stranger: E
  Stranger: R
  Stranger: I
  Stranger: C
  Stranger: A
  You: B
  You: O
  You: T
  You: H
  Stranger: haha we're weird
  Stranger: what's your name ?
  You: N
  You: U
  You: N
  You: K
  You: N
  You: O
  You: W
  You: N
  You have disconnected.
• ☭Ʈჩع ཞعժ A͜ཞღγ☭ Jun 12, 2012

  My best (and immature) asl is 15 Yes Wherever 😜. But nothing of interest on omegle yet 😓
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jun 12, 2012

  I've just spent 45 mins reading all this,one word......epic😉
  I'm gonna play this tomorrow,right up my street,fookin funny as lol

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