My neighbor is a secret agent!!!
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Holy crap!!lemme tell you this.
-He said he worked as a fireman before. So he had a low income. And now he's been going on trips all the time that last like 3 weeks each. He has artifacts from other countries he's been to. And he has a lot of them. And now...He bought a Porsche!! Suspicious? -
Drug dealer
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Street hooker
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IBad IFish wrote:
Drug dealer
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I thought you died :( dang
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I've always joked that my neighbor is a British spy. Works from home, goes on trips, owns about 7 cars and continously buys and sells them. Continously remodeling inside and outside of house. Odd people coming over at odd hours
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Archeologist that just uncovered some new, very rare artifacts
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zraygo wrote:
I've always joked that my neighbor is a British spy. Works from home, goes on trips, owns about 7 cars and continously buys and sells them. Continously remodeling inside and outside of house. Odd people coming over at odd hours
That's not a spy. That's a serial killer. He's burying/hiding victims in his house and selling their cars.
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1. Maybe someone in his family died and he got a huge inheritance.
2. Dealer -
Could be inheritance, a lottery win, could be a few thousand, his family could be rich, he could have invested his money or even won some gambling. The artifacts could be small things, just tiny suvinors from countries. You can get a porche for a few grand, I got mine fairly cheap because I had a friend who upgraded. Also are you sure he was a basic fireman? He could have been high up the ladder.
Or I guess if you want to be dramatic then he's probably a millionare drug baron from Iraq, who's married to a Russian spy smuggling nuclear weapons into your country. The porche carried the main parts of the bombs and the artifacts are a series of hidden guns, rocket launchers and computers detailing how to launch the nuke. Contact the White House now tell them this and wait to see what happens. -
Maybe he's a fireman, and all the artifacts he got were pilfered from the fire calls he had. They didn't burn up in the fires because he's really a burglar, and he set the fires to cover his tracks.
The constant remodeling is just part his psychological dysfunction.
Or that's where he's hiding the cash from his ill gotten gains.
And the fires would be a great way to get rid of the bodies from his serial killing escapades.
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IBad IFish wrote:
👍or welfare?Drug dealer
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Muse wrote:
IBad IFish wrote:
Drug dealer
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Actually I thought about hitman as well...I mean he takes depression meds. He's gone for long trips alot. He is strong as hell. He can do superman pushups. It's when you lay flat and put your hands above you streched out, he lives by a Forrest to!
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A very strong stocker how wants to rape u
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Stalker.
Stockers work in grocery stores.
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Yay! I like this Cow post.
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🔱🅿🅱🔱Add:Cow🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
nah, maybe a Porno star? Nah he wouldn't be depressed.. Maybe he's just depressed he lost his job? Btw dudes that tKe long trips usually go to diff countrys to fool around with chickas! I met a guy won't say his name he owns a famous business In NJ. Anyhow he told me how he goes tk brazil, china, Dominican republic etc to get girls.. He invited me but I wouldn't travel to pay for totoActually I thought about hitman as well...I mean he takes depression meds. He's gone for long trips alot. He is strong as hell. He can do superman pushups. It's when you lay flat and put your hands above you streched out, he lives by a Forrest to!
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🔱🅿🅱🔱Add:Cow🔱🅿🅱🔱 wrote:
army/navy seal. MabyActually I thought about hitman as well...I mean he takes depression meds. He's gone for long trips alot. He is strong as hell. He can do superman pushups. It's when you lay flat and put your hands above you streched out, he lives by a Forrest to!
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