How to add 13 years to your life?
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I believe there are a number of Eunichs in India who are treated as holy men by the Hindu. I'm not sure at what age this occurs though and whether it is voluntary. Thailand also runs a Miss Transexual competition so plenty who have had the cut and tuck there.
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Ha, my cousin is a mono, he popped it in a martial arts accident. He and our midget cousin are collectively referred to as 'the man' since they're both half-men.travdog70 wrote:
Your mono balled?Well I lost one testicle to cancer sooooo 6 1/2 extra years for ole travdog , oh damn in in dog years that's a extra 45 1/2 years🐺
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You should watch Sin City Señorita. I have a feeling you'd enjoy it up until the point where Bruce Willis rips a yellow guys balls off
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🚬Stop smoking🚬
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Dovahkiin💀 wrote:
Wow I didn't know Dragon Borns smoked🚬Stop smoking🚬
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So if i get shot in the head then get castrated i'll come back to life and be immortal the coming 13 years?
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mr. olsson wrote:
My god I thInk we've found our test subject 😜So if i get shot in the head then get castrated i'll come back to life and be immortal the coming 13 years?
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
Nah i'll gladly pass it to someone else😓mr. olsson wrote:
My god I thInk we've found our test subject 😜So if i get shot in the head then get castrated i'll come back to life and be immortal the coming 13 years?
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mr. olsson wrote:
That seems to be the response we get from all our test subjectsMr Dillinger wrote:
Nah i'll gladly pass it to someone else😓mr. olsson wrote:
My god I thInk we've found our test subject 😜So if i get shot in the head then get castrated i'll come back to life and be immortal the coming 13 years?
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
WHAT? Thought people would like to test itmr. olsson wrote:
That seems to be the response we get from all our test subjectsMr Dillinger wrote:
Nah i'll gladly pass it to someone else😓mr. olsson wrote:
My god I thInk we've found our test subject 😜So if i get shot in the head then get castrated i'll come back to life and be immortal the coming 13 years?
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mr. olsson wrote:
Me tooMr Dillinger wrote:
WHAT? Thought people would like to test itmr. olsson wrote:
That seems to be the response we get from all our test subjectsMr Dillinger wrote:
Nah i'll gladly pass it to someone else😓mr. olsson wrote:
My god I thInk we've found our test subject 😜So if i get shot in the head then get castrated i'll come back to life and be immortal the coming 13 years?
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Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Alright someone restrain him inject with some painkillers💉 and wait for me to get the scissors✂Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
Mr Dillinger wrote:
When I read this...I had the lovely image of being tied down...(slightly erotic) then injected with pain meds (wtf is going on docter 0.0 it's just a routine check up)🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Alright someone restrain him inject with some painkillers💉 and wait for me to get the scissors✂Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway.
Docter goes...we have to amputate pulls out sciccers and the image of the sciccers cutting slowly through the skin...horrified me... (btw it was a really hot female docter...explains the erotic ehh..:P -
Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
It's just a routine checkup. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Mr Dillinger wrote:
When I read this...I had the lovely image of being tied down...(slightly erotic) then injected with pain meds (wtf is going on docter 0.0 it's just a routine check up)🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Alright someone restrain him inject with some painkillers💉 and wait for me to get the scissors✂Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway.
Docter goes...we have to amputate pulls out sciccers and the image of the sciccers cutting slowly through the skin...horrified me... (btw it was a really hot female docter...explains the erotic ehh..:P -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
jesus. are you ever happy?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Did you want children?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
Phuck that😳 would prefer to have happy 50 years of life than 250 years of no balls/no life
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edd shot wrote:
So if you were in a horrific car accident where the only injury was your balls were sheared off does that mean you'd kill yourself You have to be empathetic towards the members of our community that are say less endowedPhuck that😳 would prefer to have happy 50 years of life than 250 years of no balls/no life
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
Not trying to offend and would definetly feel empathy for some one in that situation but if choice involved phuck that, still.edd shot wrote:
So if you were in a horrific car accident where the only injury was your balls were sheared off does that mean you'd kill yourself You have to be empathetic towards the members of our community that are say less endowedPhuck that😳 would prefer to have happy 50 years of life than 250 years of no balls/no life
With regard to volunteers I read somewhere that there were a lot of boys chemically castrated in care homes/ or some young offenders units, although not sure where this was.
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Also heard that for men, getting married can increase yr life expectancy for up to 7 years but out of the two options not sure which would be more painful (physically, mentally and emotionally). Tried this one and decided would prefer the shorter life expectancy 👎
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
i wuldedd shot wrote:
So if you were in a horrific car accident where the only injury was your balls were sheared off does that mean you'd kill yourself You have to be empathetic towards the members of our community that are say less endowedPhuck that😳 would prefer to have happy 50 years of life than 250 years of no balls/no life
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Sometimes, just rarely.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
jesus. are you ever happy?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
smile more.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Sometimes, just rarely.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
jesus. are you ever happy?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
No UNO 👆balled loltravdog70 wrote:
Your mono balled?Well I lost one testicle to cancer sooooo 6 1/2 extra years for ole travdog , oh damn in in dog years that's a extra 45 1/2 years🐺
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travdog70 wrote:
Mono ain't wrong🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
No UNO 👆balled loltravdog70 wrote:
Your mono balled?Well I lost one testicle to cancer sooooo 6 1/2 extra years for ole travdog , oh damn in in dog years that's a extra 45 1/2 years🐺
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😱I used to be a master debater, but I'd get nervous at competitions where we had to masterdebate in front of the judges and other master debaters. Sometimes it's difficult to masterdebate under pressure, especially when you're masterdebating back and forth with someone else who's really good.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
I don't have a reason to smile.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
smile more.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Sometimes, just rarely.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
jesus. are you ever happy?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Trust me watch this video and I hope it will make you smile at least http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=RjdDkhIrU7sGhetto Monstazz wrote:
I don't have a reason to smile.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
smile more.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Sometimes, just rarely.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
jesus. are you ever happy?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway. -
Mr Dillinger wrote:
Seen it already! Love college humor.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Trust me watch this video and I hope it will make you smile at least http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=RjdDkhIrU7sGhetto Monstazz wrote:
I don't have a reason to smile.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
smile more.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Sometimes, just rarely.🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
jesus. are you ever happy?Suppose I'm up for this.
Not like I can have children anyway.
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