There is one parachute on a plane

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UNO plus 4 Jun 7, 2012

There are 2 people on the plane. Your girlfriend/boyfriend and you. Would u give the parachute to your girlfriend/boyfriend or would you keep it for yourself
Tweek Jun 7, 2012

I would just wait for the plane to land, and then we will both get off of it.
⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ Jun 7, 2012

I'd boot all the idiots off and go land the plane myself. ✈
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ Jun 7, 2012

I would have her hold on to me?
⚪️ Jun 7, 2012

⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
I'd boot all the idiots off and go land the plane myself. ✈

✈You are one cool mofo!✈
Queen Nicole Jun 7, 2012

Me, I could find another boyfriend.. (Why am I single?) lol
Queen Nicole Jun 7, 2012

YOU wrote:
Me, I could find another boyfriend.. (Why am I single?) lol

But only after I yelled at him for not paying attention in flight class. Damn I date idiots.
slugboy Jun 7, 2012

Unless she was actively pregnant with my child, I'd have the parachute every time
༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 7, 2012

I wouldn't even be on the Plane. 😁
yomama1064 Jun 7, 2012

i dont think it's very smart nor necessary for anyone to jump out before we reach our flight destination.
The Right Hand Jun 7, 2012

🍌➡ↂ➡🙀➡😎➡🐣➡😩
Then I let her jump out the plane 😝
991-۷օㄨγ-991 Jun 7, 2012

Tweek wrote:
I would just wait for the plane to land, and then we will both get off of it.

Lol same
†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Jun 7, 2012

🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:
Tweek wrote:
I would just wait for the plane to land, and then we will both get off of it.

Lol same
Sounds logical
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 7, 2012

❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
I would have her hold on to me?

If anything you should hold onto her. Without the harness, the force of the parachute from free fall with dislocate/break your shoulders. Your supposed to have them put it on, and tie yourselves together, while putting your arms through the straps, and hope the knot holds.
OttoNorse Jun 7, 2012

If there was no other way to get around it, then I'd give it. I don't want to live knowing I let her die in that terrible way.
Traüger🏃Retired Jun 7, 2012

†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
🔥991-۷օㄨγ-991🔥 wrote:
Tweek wrote:
I would just wait for the plane to land, and then we will both get off of it.

Lol same
Sounds logical
Yeah, he never said the plane was crashing
Pointless Shit Jun 7, 2012

i would keep the parachute. leave the girlfriend to die and go home to my wife👼⬅
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 7, 2012

Wait a second.. Only 2 people on the plane?
That means I'm flying right?
Of cours I'm gonna give her the parachute, cause I'm sure I'm not the one that wants to skydive :P
Besides, someone has to land the thing
❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ Jun 7, 2012

As we pilots say, " Taking off is optional, landing is mandatory."
UNO plus 4 Jun 7, 2012

⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
I'd boot all the idiots off and go land the plane myself. ✈

There are only 2 of u therefore are u the idiot
UNO plus 4 Jun 7, 2012

Or is ur wife/Husband/girlfriend/boyfriend
Mrs Pickle Jun 7, 2012

I would put the parachute back where I found it and continue cleaning the plane up with my partner, so it could be made ready for the next flight ......
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 7, 2012

I would give her the parachute and tell her to hold it while I text Groucho and see how much longer he is gonna be....the damn plane can't fly itself and I'm sure as hell not gonna try it.....

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