My good morning scare
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We've all had them
You forget what day it is and you start to think you're late then you're up and running around until you realize you don't go to work or school that day hahaha when I was a senior I had my first one. My mom woke me up around 11 (just got done with finals) I freaks out and jump outta bed like if it inhabited by hundreds of spiders that was fun 😝 then today I thought I was late to work and it took running into the door to make me realize it's Monday. Sometimes you need that extra whack to the head lol. What's your morning scare stories? -
One time , I woke up, (and without my glasses) I saw my cat on my bed. I thought it was a raccoon so I kinda bumped my cat off the bed. I put my glasses on , realized it was my cat, then put him up on my bed like it never happened.
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MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Lmao that's funnyOne time , I woke up, (and without my glasses) I saw my cat on my bed. I thought it was a raccoon so I kinda bumped my cat off the bed. I put my glasses on , realized it was my cat, then put him up on my bed like it never happened.
Yea becareful with that
Dogs love and forgive forever but cats never forget and will get you back later down the road. They're evil man lol but I like cats.... Just prefer dogs -
Primo Loco wrote:
I actually got scared , jumped a little in my bed , so it knocked my cat off. She's fine though and likes me still luckily.MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Lmao that's funnyOne time , I woke up, (and without my glasses) I saw my cat on my bed. I thought it was a raccoon so I kinda bumped my cat off the bed. I put my glasses on , realized it was my cat, then put him up on my bed like it never happened.
Yea becareful with that
Dogs love and forgive forever but cats never forget and will get you back later down the road. They're evil man lol but I like cats.... Just prefer dogs -
Several years ago, I Woke up one morning and realized I was 15mins behind schedule. I threw my legs over the edge of the bed and hopped up. As I took my first step, I noticed a bit too late that my leg was still asleep from an awkward sleeping position. I immediately face planted into the side of the dresser. Knocking my self unconscious, I landed between the wall and the dresser. I had somehow pinned myself in between the two. When I came to, I was an hour late for work and unable to get up without my brother coming in my room and moving the dresser.....fml!
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I worked a 16 hour shift and passed out immediately when I got home at 7:30 am. Now, I have very dark curtains so no light gets in my room. I woke up and saw y alarm clock read 12:15. I flipped out and called work and told them I was running late and would be there as soon as I could. The first shift supervisor laughed at me and said it was only after noon, and I didn't have to be in for another 10 hours. Talk about embarrassment.
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂Several years ago, I Woke up one morning and realized I was 15mins behind schedule. I threw my legs over the edge of the bed and hopped up. As I took my first step, I noticed a bit too late that my leg was still asleep from an awkward sleeping position. I immediately face planted into the side of the dresser. Knocking my self unconscious, I landed between the wall and the dresser. I had somehow pinned myself in between the two. When I came to, I was an hour late for work and unable to get up without my brother coming in my room and moving the dresser.....fml!
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Thats fucking hilarious. I've done the same thing minus the knocking my self unconscious and being trapped in between the dresser and the wall! -
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Omg I'm sry for laughing at thatSeveral years ago, I Woke up one morning and realized I was 15mins behind schedule. I threw my legs over the edge of the bed and hopped up. As I took my first step, I noticed a bit too late that my leg was still asleep from an awkward sleeping position. I immediately face planted into the side of the dresser. Knocking my self unconscious, I landed between the wall and the dresser. I had somehow pinned myself in between the two. When I came to, I was an hour late for work and unable to get up without my brother coming in my room and moving the dresser.....fml!
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Were you bruised up it anything to show why you were late -
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***Gòdess*** Damn it Vw, drive like a real man or get in the kitchen!!!
**Vw*** Quit honking if she stops i'll get out and Kick your ass!!
**Gódess** (is that a head bobbing up and down - oh that's why) look on face ~> 😳
**Gòdess** Nevermind continue good Sir😔 **Gódess** Damn, now I'm gunna be late...
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
I've done something like that but I actually showed up and was confused to find out not only was I 24 hours early but it wasn't even the right shift I was gonna go in fir midnight and got there at noon (idk why I didn't pay attention to the sun maybe cuz I work mornings on weekends lol)I worked a 16 hour shift and passed out immediately when I got home at 7:30 am. Now, I have very dark curtains so no light gets in my room. I woke up and saw y alarm clock read 12:15. I flipped out and called work and told them I was running late and would be there as soon as I could. The first shift supervisor laughed at me and said it was only after noon, and I didn't have to be in for another 10 hours. Talk about embarrassment.
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I woke up one day, kime you guys, thinking i was an hour late for work already... Stress times followed and after i hitted the highway i found it to be so very strange that there was almost no traffic on it...
A car passed me with some people in it that obviously were going to a big discoteque. Still not realising it i started flooring the company van... After like a half hour drive, the cd i was playing at that time ran out, so i putted on the radio... Only to find out that it was a major hollyday where i live and should still have been in bed.
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That day i ended up in an afterclub and met a girl i was with for over 9. Months lol.... Destiny? I dont know, but i had a hell of a time in that afterclub lol -
I woke up one morning after a night of heavy drinking next to a rather large, smelly woman.
I didn't see the condom in the trash can.
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MOB 'N ROB wrote:
That's what you think....Primo Loco wrote:
I actually got scared , jumped a little in my bed , so it knocked my cat off. She's fine though and likes me still luckily.MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Lmao that's funnyOne time , I woke up, (and without my glasses) I saw my cat on my bed. I thought it was a raccoon so I kinda bumped my cat off the bed. I put my glasses on , realized it was my cat, then put him up on my bed like it never happened.
Yea becareful with that
Dogs love and forgive forever but cats never forget and will get you back later down the road. They're evil man lol but I like cats.... Just prefer dogs -
I don't sleep.
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ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Umm...dude...that was my step dad... 😳I woke up one morning after a night of heavy drinking next to a rather large, smelly woman.
I didn't see the condom in the trash can.
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Haha if you want to see whats in my bed jump in palringo lounge in 15.
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Primo Loco wrote:
So thats why she bit me a few days ago!MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Lmao that's funnyOne time , I woke up, (and without my glasses) I saw my cat on my bed. I thought it was a raccoon so I kinda bumped my cat off the bed. I put my glasses on , realized it was my cat, then put him up on my bed like it never happened.
Yea becareful with that
Dogs love and forgive forever but cats never forget and will get you back later down the road. They're evil man lol but I like cats.... Just prefer dogs
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Damn, I did this too, except I got out the door and to the train station before I realized it was 6:00pm not 6:00am (I had a 5:00am start). Thank god for late night shopping, it was only because the shops were open that I clued in.. 😳I worked a 16 hour shift and passed out immediately when I got home at 7:30 am. Now, I have very dark curtains so no light gets in my room. I woke up and saw y alarm clock read 12:15. I flipped out and called work and told them I was running late and would be there as soon as I could. The first shift supervisor laughed at me and said it was only after noon, and I didn't have to be in for another 10 hours. Talk about embarrassment.
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I'm still trapped in a room with a passed out hippie/hipster as we speak. I am too much of a gentleman to leave... But I only have TW to keep me company! Fml
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One time I had a dream that I woke up and did my usual thing in the morning (taking a shower, putting on my clothes, eating breakfast, etc.) but then I woke up and realized I hadn't done a single thing. It was really annoying at the time but it's kinda funny when I look back on it.
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