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ϻ͞ċČµя͟ɗƖҽ Jun 4, 2012

ང༐བℵཇ🔥💢👣 wrote:
OttoNorse wrote:
Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
i wanna be a unicorn

You walk into a small misty medow surrounded by snow-tipped evergreens and you notice a minty smell as your skin begins to tingle....a moment later...you are a unicorn!
(dice roll)
From the east there is a crashing sound and you turn to see two large orcs breaking into the medow.
(dice roll)
You try to run but you trip - having never run with four legs before.
(dice roll)
The closest orc snaps off your horn and jams it through you left eye.
(dice roll)
You are still a unicorn - a dead unicorn.
I was expecting something a little more rule-34
He is kinda horn-y
OttoNorse Jun 4, 2012

I never played so not sure what rule 34 would be. Just making it up based on 2nd hand info and jokes....
✯ⅅミϮℜ∆ℵ₲ℰ℞✯ Jun 4, 2012

The McCurdle wrote:
Detranger wrote:
Well if it was war hammer... I'm more familiar with it. Also I'd be in for it, however this will probs be hijacked by haters, this should be a pal room.

😱 another warhammer player? Egads!
GASP!!! What edition do you play? What campaign? What race? I play 2nd edition cant remember campaign. I also do 1st edition human ranger enemy within campaign.
⚪️ Jun 5, 2012

🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
You caught the Tyrion Lannister reference but not the dead warlord of the doth'raki?! 😖

Love you Khal Drogo, my sun and my stars. Miss my 👀 candy! 🔥💪💪🔥
࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Jun 5, 2012

saelo wrote:
🌾Khal🌾 wrote:
You caught the Tyrion Lannister reference but not the dead warlord of the doth'raki?! 😖

Love you Khal Drogo, my sun and my stars. Miss my 👀 candy! 🔥💪💪🔥
😠😡GET.AWAY.FROM.SAELO.!😠😡👿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏃🏃🏃🙅🙅🙅
I.WILL.HUNT.YOU.DOWN.AND.DESTROY.YOU.IF.
YOU.TOUCH.SAELO!!!
Oh Saelo if he tries to touch you,
I will come over Khal and begin to gut you,
👀💗u Saelo😘
Tyrion Jun 5, 2012

GET OUT OF HERE LANNISTER SCUM!!!
(although I do like tyrion)

Yeah, I hope they all die except Tyrion.

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