What would u pack in a hiking bag 4 a zombie apocalypse ?

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Mz Phantom Jun 3, 2012

What would u pack in a hiking bag within 30 mins???
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 3, 2012

YOU wrote:
Jeans, long sleeve shirts, hat, jacket, walkie talkies, box of 5 hour energy, my machete, first aid kit, hammock and about 50 feet of parachut cord. :P

Just like camping
✯ⅅミϮℜ∆ℵ₲ℰ℞✯ Jun 3, 2012

Gun (carrying it), food, much ammo as I can carry, walkie talkies, water purifier, flint and steel, and my knife.
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jun 3, 2012

Zombie makeup. To blend in.
🔰Superyan🔰 Jun 3, 2012

Cyanide.
ꑄϮ༱ꋬསϧξ༱ Jun 3, 2012

A gene lamp so I can stop it:P
Brad Lovegrove Jun 3, 2012

🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Cyanide.

Love the optimism
🔰Superyan🔰 Jun 3, 2012

I'll accept whatever life throws at me without a doubt. But if it throws a zombie invasion.
Then I'm just quitting. I can't survive without civilisation. My mobility relies completely on the healthcare system.

If that collapses, I'm immobile. Might as well end it the less painful way.
OttoNorse Jun 3, 2012

24" 12 gauge with 100 rounds 00 buckshot, .357 and 200 125gr jhp, 7 days mre, katydin water filter, emt 5lb kit, lock back knife, wire saw, flint, compact binos, mess kit, compass, shortwave am/fm receiver, bible.

Or basically my big pack with some extra ammo tossed in.
mr. smashfac Jun 3, 2012

A nuke
Spenman1 Jun 4, 2012

mr. smashfac wrote:
A nuke

Yes, Mr. Predsident, we can lend out our nukes.

A pistol-knife. And food. And a giant hamster ball. And bullets.
'the legend' Jun 4, 2012

The best raft I can carry, and then hope I can make it to some desolate island
ZachT Jun 4, 2012

Chuck Norris with a bb gun!
GreenManXphile Jun 4, 2012

Spenman1 wrote:
mr. smashfac wrote:
A nuke

Yes, Mr. Predsident, we can lend out our nukes.

A pistol-knife. And food. And a giant hamster ball. And bullets.

Haha...
-Ridicules the nuke idea.
😝my face when...
>>pistol-knife.... Giant hamster ball....
GreenManXphile Jun 4, 2012

Oh yeah.. And I'd pack MREs, tetraglycerine-hydroperodide tablets, a couple BICs, small block of magnesium, buck knife, compound bow, arrows, spare strings and arrow points, type 3 night vision goggles, compass, a surpressed mark 23 .45 with flashlight and green laser attachments(not the type you turn on from the switch on the side... The one where you can flip the switch with your middle finger to the right and the light and laser would come on, or the left to just flip on the laser), plenty of rounds and five clips, gillie suit, combat knee and elbow pads.... I feel im forgetting something.. Oh well that would get me through the first week and a half or so.
☭Ʈჩع ཞعժ A͜ཞღγ☭ Jun 4, 2012

A katana, shotgun, a lot of fat kids, and a hot chick. Fat kids for bait, and hot chick....👍
Carl 💔 Johnson Jun 4, 2012

☭Ʈჩع ཞعժ A͜ཞღγ☭ wrote:
A katana, shotgun, a lot of fat kids, and a hot chick. Fat kids for bait, and hot chick....👍

I like your thinking!
I would get a semi full it with food, water, guns, ammo, a street bike, and whatever else I can loot from a store and just go cross country looking for survivors.
〓ROAD KILL〓 Jun 4, 2012

ZachT wrote:
Chuck Norris with a bb gun!

👍
★★St. BIGWIL★★ Jun 4, 2012

Twinkles....because I too hate snow balls!!!!
Adrenalsky Jun 4, 2012

ZachT wrote:
Chuck Norris with a bb gun!

Chuck Norris needs no BB gun he would Re-kill them with his stare alone!
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jun 4, 2012

Cross bow,NOAA radio,iodine tablets(water purification),iso tabs (for nuclear radiation),MRE's or food that has long shelf life,rope ,surgical medkit,ak-47 with lots of ammo,knifes,army shovel,compass
Tyrion Jun 4, 2012

Some lightweight swords, .45 low velocity rounds with a silencer, bolt cutters, glass cutter, Water Purification pump/kit, Magnesium fire starter block, big ass marine corp survival knife, and a Haynes Repair manual for a 1980's Mercedes 300 D. Those things will run off of Cooking Oil. I'd also pack some lab manuals with detailed instructions on synthesizing bio-diesel, and how to make corn oil. I think the key would be getting somewhere warm in the south where you could grow food year round, or fish. Somewhere in the keys, maybe. Can Zombie's swim? Can they walk along the bottom of the ocean?
Zerø Jun 4, 2012

★★St. BIGWIL★★ wrote:
Twinkles....because I too hate snow balls!!!!

Twinkies because a hate twinkles!!!
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Jun 4, 2012

A katana. I'd be fine
Hebrew-Hitman Jun 4, 2012

I think I would have to sacrifice a few person and pack their brains, just in case the zombies get close I can throw them off trail by tossing out a fresh brain. This is a joke FYI but kinda seems smart, I wonder if they will hunt down like pig brain? Or monkey brains? Hmmm
whette fartze Jun 4, 2012

Zerø wrote:
★★St. BIGWIL★★ wrote:
Twinkles....because I too hate snow balls!!!!

Twinkies because a hate twinkles!!!
I HATE coconut, not the taste, the consistency.
Add FATHER Jun 4, 2012

A water filtration system.