Vampires and their vehicles🚌
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As most people believe, vampires cannot go out in the sun, cross moving water, run through a field of garlic. This is sadly not the case.
In this day and age of technology, and the rapid growth in power of the old ones, Vampires of the 5th generation can indeed go out in broad daylight, across any waters, and run over as much garlic as they like, especially with the help of a vehicle. Gone are the days of buggies and horses, welcome in the day of the covered roofs and tinted windows.How do I know this?
Recently I was abducted in the middle of the day, by my neighbors garlic patch, dragged into what appeared to be a micro bus, and incrediably strong hands held me immobile . Suddenly my arm stung, as they cut my wrist and proceeded to fill what I believe was a milkjug. -
They were speaking in a language I did not recognize, but have recently learned was Romanian and as they threw me out of the back, the bag fell off my head and I saw their rather large canine teeth as they sneered at me, before I blacked out from blood loss. I woke up in the hospital, rather nasty conclusion and my arm bandaged. I tried to explain what happened, but they believed me delirious wen I freak and grabbed a nurse, proclaiming he was one of them!
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Oh No!
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Yeah.. This isn't me.
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Bruenor again?
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I definitely don't care about vampires, daylight, or hospitals. I kinda loath them in fact.
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Aww 😞
You guys tripped the game too early -
YOU wrote:
acest lucru este amuzant colorat stii de vis?
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Ǥ͟г̴ɛɛɳϻa͞ŋ wrote:
Sorry man. Couldn't let the vampire thing slide.Aww 😞
You guys tripped the game too early -
To everyone, this did not really happen 😓
People were too tense in TW forums today so I thought I'd give a laugh... Didn't work :ap -
You can be me anytime Brue. Just pick a more realistic entity than vampires! Like skeleton people, undead mummies, or norse kobolds. Stuff that is more Possible! Ya know?
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Ǥ͟г̴єɛɳϻa͞ŋ wrote:
Yes yes ...You can be me anytime Brue. Just pick a more realistic entity than vampires! Like skeleton people, undead mummies, or norse kobolds. Stuff that is more Possible! Ya know?
It appears I am yet not Awsome enough to pretend to be you oh mighty knower of the supernatural..
I shall strive to do better -
Ahh Sorry. But I hadn't a clue. Just a spurt in the dark to coin a phrase.
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