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OneThumbBastard May 30, 2012

There is a tragic, yet hilarious story circulating in the news today about the death of (former) snake handling West Virginia Pastor 🐍Mack Wolford🐍, who died Sunday after being bitten by a snake at a revival meeting. (Btw, 🐍Pastor Wolford🐍's father died in nearly identical circumstances.)

I cannot help but thing that it was God's not-so-subtle way of telling people they shouldn't mess with poisonous snakes. Or maybe God wanted to teach folks a hard lesson about the consequences of abandoning common sense in the name of faith.

Sometimes God is too dang funny!👍
YОU May 30, 2012

My view is he did not take enough precautions
Tweek May 30, 2012

I handle a snake on a daily basis. Spitting cobra. Never bit me.
Primo Loco May 30, 2012

Tweek wrote:
I handle a snake on a daily basis. Spitting cobra. Never bit me.

Ever spit at you?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 30, 2012

Primo Loco wrote:
Tweek wrote:
I handle a snake on a daily basis. Spitting cobra. Never bit me.

Ever spit at you?
Dang it Primo. Beat me to it. Lol
✙Baron✙ May 30, 2012

Damn! I was hoping this would be a "Evening News" post.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 30, 2012

Only in West Virginia!

Anyway, from watching too much TV, it is said that if the snake bites you, you have sinned. So I guess our preacher was partaking in the neighbors wife.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 30, 2012

I've been to one of those churches. Those guys are fucking idiots.
SkyTheLimit May 30, 2012

Yup god has a twistd sens oof humr....lok at my famly! 😁
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ May 30, 2012

B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:
ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Only in West Virginia!

Anyway, from watching too much TV, it is said that if the snake bites you, you have sinned. So I guess our preacher was partaking in the neighbors wife.

Wait I'm confused, I thought snake handling was a sin.
Certain denominations of the Christian faith do things such as this because an Apostle of Jesus Christ was bitten by a snake and instead of panicking, he simply shook it off into the fire. He did not die. Still does not mean we should handle snakes though...(Shudders)
Ojibwe May 30, 2012

But but but... What happened to the snake?
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 May 30, 2012

Baron Von Fritz wrote:
B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:
ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Only in West Virginia!

Anyway, from watching too much TV, it is said that if the snake bites you, you have sinned. So I guess our preacher was partaking in the neighbors wife.

Wait I'm confused, I thought snake handling was a sin.
Certain denominations of the Christian faith do things such as this because an Apostle of Jesus Christ was bitten by a snake and instead of panicking, he simply shook it off into the fire. He did not die. Still does not mean we should handle snakes though...(Shudders)
I believe BMF was referring to handling the ole one eyed spitting viper......
8==✊=D💦
OneThumbBastard May 30, 2012

SkyTheLimit wrote:
Yup god has a twistd sens oof humr....lok at my famly! 😁

Are we related?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 30, 2012

Baron Von Fritz wrote:
B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:
ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Only in West Virginia!

Anyway, from watching too much TV, it is said that if the snake bites you, you have sinned. So I guess our preacher was partaking in the neighbors wife.

Wait I'm confused, I thought snake handling was a sin.
Certain denominations of the Christian faith do things such as this because an Apostle of Jesus Christ was bitten by a snake and instead of panicking, he simply shook it off into the fire. He did not die. Still does not mean we should handle snakes though...(Shudders)
Snakes don't give a fuck about what the bible says. If you pick the sumbitch up its gonna bite you. Plain and simple.
〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 May 30, 2012

Tweek wrote:
I handle a snake on a daily basis. Spitting cobra. Never bit me.

Yeah well that damn snakes bit me and spit on me!!! I suggest you keep it caged up unless requested to be released!! 😜
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 30, 2012

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ow ow ow ow ow
Too much funny today
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