Noobs are funny
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So there was a new guy named LEAN who appeared in my safezone. So I introduced myself the way I normally do to new ppl to the game and safezone. Told them what was up and how a safezone is basically made to increase everyones income and if he needs help to talk to me.
Then this happenedLean says:
What's the point in being in a mob when u can't attack ppl, what is u...app king lmao. It's called turf WAR not turf safe zone so eat a dick.1 day agoDELETE REPLY
YOU says:
Wow you really are stupid aren't you. It's there to help you and I offer you help and you reply in the most immature way possible. How sad.1 day agoDELETE
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Lean says:
Fuck that, the game calls for war so let's get it. When I get the chance I'm takin over everything. U soft ass ppl trying to be buddy buddy n shit...pussy.1 day agoDELETE REPLY
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YOU says:
Not buddy buddy 😒 youre really just an idiot huh? Im a vet that helps noobs but you dont seem like youll last very long with that attitude
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YOU says:
Once you're at a high enough lvl I'll destroy you. Right now you're not worth it. Can't even build 86 inf turfs. Get to lvl 50 then we can talk1 day agoDELETE
After this he started making turfs naming them about me
YOU says:
36.3k is the amount you are now paying me. Thank you fir the extra income. It's not alot but I'll take it >:)1 day agoDELETE
Of course ima tax them >;P
Lean says:
Aight I tried to be nice but one again EAT A DICK. U faggot ass nigga...get a girlfriend or a hobbie n do something besides spend all yo time as a grown ass man in yo bitch ass mamas basement playing games u dick in the booty ass mothafucka11 hours agoDELETE REPLY
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YOU says:
How are you trying to be nice when you're naming turfs after me?1) I'm a full time student
2) after being let go from the marines I was left with nothing to do but security
3) I have multiple majors including criminal justice so I can become a detectiveWhat do you do?
3 hours agoDELETE
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Sweet I needed a place to dump some stam
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Be careful primo! He's got 17 mob 😱😱😱😱😱
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(for those who don't know I was training for the marines. After finding a two year old torn ACL they deemed me liable and turned me down at the last min when I was gonna head out to boot camp... Oh well)
I was looking forward to it but after all that hard work it's disappointing ya know? Oh well. Navy is still there
I didn't know if I was the only male child that I can't be in a combat unit. Most of you hear me talking about my bro but we aren't blood related so it's not accounted for.
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That my friend is called class
Give em' hell primo! -
You're screwed primo he has a mob of 17 😱😱😱😱
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Lmfaoo
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
I know right 😥 it's scary manBe careful primo! He's got 17 mob 😱😱😱😱😱
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 wrote:
That my friend is called class
Give em' hell primo!Haha I will once they're high enough right now I'm taking them really hard hahaha
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Im pretty sure I just punched this guys code too. I am ashamed. 😔Be careful primo! He's got 17 mob 😱😱😱😱😱
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I've got your back P loco, but we may need to start a Velvetta!
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Got to love noobs
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That was the funniest damn thing I've read in a while. What a moron.
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Im seeing 3 things here:
1. A sad person that dont know 💩 about tw (obviously lol) and trys to take a " ima badass and ima gonna get me some of yer primoturfs" (*facepalm to that statement really!)
2. A noob that is going to turn inactive before he even reaches lvl50
3. A crybaby and a future troll in gd because he cant stand beeing taxed and treated that way by primo.
I wonder how long its going to take that guy to realise ( if even possible) that he just badmouthed the wrong tw player ( a well respected vet even) and realise his tw career is over even before it started.
Maybe he needs some slapping around aswell primo, lack of respect is usually restored in that fashion. (it deffo was in the good old days lol)
Ps, this really is turning into the golden age of noobtrollimakickyoureassmofo aint it?
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Today's stam dump😄
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It's easy to Talk alot of B.S. To people with higher stats than you. It's always the "no life"/ or "mama's basement" typical answers. The way I see it is, this person thinks just because he has alot of things going for him besides playing TW or any games in particular, he can act badass to those who have higher stats, which makes it seem like all they do is play the game and nothing else. In this case this noob thinks he/she is above everybody ! I give him a month or so ...
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ZRAYGO wrote:
We will need Mickey Dunn in it if we're going to win. Lean is an a******I've got your back P loco, but we may need to start a Velvetta!
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I like messing with noobs. They can be so ignorant, and do not realise that some people want to help them. They are immature and do not understand the strategic and logistical side of the game...
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Best thing av read in forum for ages😹 thanks for sharing👍 saelo ur response was epic :)
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ZRAYGO wrote:
LmaoI've got your back P loco, but we may need to start a Velvetta!
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fartex wrote:
Lol maybe I should join the NOOBSMASHER and NOOBKILLER (forgot the other names) by calling myself NOOBTAXER >:) hahaPs, this really is turning into the golden age of noobtrollimakickyoureassmofo aint it?
I'm like the government and tax you til your broke and give up. Haha
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
Well considering most of his turfs were called CRIP CITYIt's easy to Talk alot of B.S. To people with higher stats than you. It's always the "no life"/ or "mama's basement" typical answers. The way I see it is, this person thinks just because he has alot of things going for him besides playing TW or any games in particular, he can act badass to those who have higher stats, which makes it seem like all they do is play the game and nothing else. In this case this noob thinks he/she is above everybody ! I give him a month or so ...
CRIP HOOD (something with crips in it) then either he's a CRIP, or a wannabe CRIP -
Primo Loco wrote:
Yo nigga ima com to yo hous and pop a cap in yo azzExcelsior mafia wrote:
Well considering most of his turfs were called CRIP CITYIt's easy to Talk alot of B.S. To people with higher stats than you. It's always the "no life"/ or "mama's basement" typical answers. The way I see it is, this person thinks just because he has alot of things going for him besides playing TW or any games in particular, he can act badass to those who have higher stats, which makes it seem like all they do is play the game and nothing else. In this case this noob thinks he/she is above everybody ! I give him a month or so ...
CRIP HOOD (something with crips in it) then either he's a CRIP, or a wannabe CRIP -
Add 😝MARC😝 wrote:
😄haha. *happy*Best thing av read in forum for ages😹 thanks for sharing👍 saelo ur response was epic :)
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There's a way to talk to people and get things done and a way to talk to people and get punched in the mouth. Most people cash checks with there mouths there ass can't cash and when they talk trash it's usually from a point of familiarity.
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Primo, I agree that this guys an ass, but as a veteran you know that when you post this all of TWs is gonna rain down. What could he do really with 17 mob? This is a war game and I think we need more players like Lean, And less players posting when a noob does something dumb. I say let the little turd grow, and give him some 'motivation' but don't put the little guy on blast like you did. This is written in all due respect but I think the vets need to think how they encourage other players
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the Fish wrote:
Lmao I know I forgot that ppl would try to attack but he's a high enough to lose a guess but yes I don't want ppl to go after em I can handle em I just thought it was funny how he responded to me being friendlyPrimo, I agree that this guys an ass, but as a veteran you know that when you post this all of TWs is gonna rain down. What could he do really with 17 mob? This is a war game and I think we need more players like Lean, And less players posting when a noob does something dumb. I say let the little turd grow, and give him some 'motivation' but don't put the little guy on blast like you did. This is written in all due respect but I think the vets need to think how they encourage other players
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Haha that guys a noob and only a idiot wouldn't take help from a vet
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I'm all in. Dumping some stam on that fool...
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Darn, has he already changed his name?
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SuperBob wrote:
Hustle Hard is the nameDarn, has he already changed his name?
Reset
Lvl 8
4 mob
2 turfs
I placed a turf over one called
"Gonna Play Nice?"Waiting for an answer from them haha
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