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If you have seen whose line is it anyways, you know the game. If you haven't heres the premise. I,standing in as Drew Carey, pulls a random situation from a hat and ask you to say something humorous.
Ex. A bad thing to say to your wife during labor.
Can you pass the mayo?
Anyways, let's get this started.
1. Things you probably wouldn't say to a cop after you get pulled over. -
I swear to drunk I'm not god!
2. What not to say web you wake up the "morning after"
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2.Call me if you have any unusual symptoms
3.what not to say when your job intervewier asks you where you will be in 5 years -
Is that my cum or urs?
What not to say at a funeral
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Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
This isnt for mine by the wayIs that my cum or urs?
What not to say at a funeral
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🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Inside guantanamo bay.2.Call me if you have any unusual symptoms
3.what not to say when your job intervewier asks you where you will be in 5 years
4. What not to say when kidnapped by a serial killer. -
Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Great party, but where's the food?Is that my cum or urs?
What not to say at a funeral
What not to say to a newlywed couple.
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🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Can I have a turn tonight?Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Great party, but where's the food?Is that my cum or urs?
What not to say at a funeral
What not to say to a newlywed couple.
2. What not to do at a elementary school as a substitute
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Fall asleep in the middle of class *cough,cough,MRS.RENOLDS!*
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What not to say as a pickup line
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🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Ur like chloroform?What not to say as a pickup line
What not to say at work to a female co worker
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Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nice boobs, wanna fuck?🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Ur like chloroform?What not to say as a pickup line
What not to say at work to a female co worker
What not to say to a bouncer -
Jon Allen wrote:
I have 20 pounds of C4 under this jacket. Will your velvet rope stop that?Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nice boobs, wanna f*ck?🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Ur like chloroform?What not to say as a pickup line
What not to say at work to a female co worker
What not to say to a bouncerWhat not to say to a serial killer.
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When you get out from under the desk go make me a sandwich
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I bet I have more dead bodies than youJon Allen wrote:
I have 20 pounds of C4 under this jacket. Will your velvet rope stop that?Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nice boobs, wanna f*ck?🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Ur like chloroform?What not to say as a pickup line
What not to say at work to a female co worker
What not to say to a bouncerWhat not to say to a serial killer.
What not to say to the cops -
What not to say to Mike Tyson's wife.
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Jon Allen wrote:
Glad you only booked me for speeding and not the drugs and guns in the trunk…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I bet I have more dead bodies than youJon Allen wrote:
I have 20 pounds of C4 under this jacket. Will your velvet rope stop that?Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nice boobs, wanna f*ck?🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Ur like chloroform?What not to say as a pickup line
What not to say at work to a female co worker
What not to say to a bouncerWhat not to say to a serial killer.
What not to say to the copsWhat to a bad thing to say to a bervous person about to go on stage before millions.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Did you hear that this station just upgraded to HD?Jon Allen wrote:
Glad you only booked me for speeding and not the drugs and guns in the trunk…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I bet I have more dead bodies than youJon Allen wrote:
✂Firefighter🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nice boobs, wanna f*ck?🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
✂What not to say as a pickup line
What not to say to a bouncerWhat not to say to a serial killer.
What not to say to the copsWhat to a bad thing to say to a bervous person about to go on stage before millions.
What not to say to your child on his/her birthday. -
@Bad Bean
"Your mother and I have decided that you're old enough, so we want you to know… you're not really our child. Happy Birthday!"
Or:
"Congradulations! You're one year closer to your death!"
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What not to say to your gym instructor/teacher
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Mr.Tinkles wrote:
You shouldn't preach about losing weight, the first time I saw you I thought you were pregnant.What not to say to your gym instructor/teacher
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What not to say at a petsmart
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whette fartze wrote:
That cat will make a great supper, how much did you say it was?What not to say at a petsmart
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whette fartze wrote:
This dogs fur is so soft I wonder what it would look as a throw rugWhat not to say at a petsmart
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Things Morgan freeman would say at the moment of climax...
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Wait, what?Things Morgan freeman would say at the moment of climax...
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
"Oh, God! Uh, I mean... Oh, ME!"Things Morgan freeman would say at the moment of climax...
Things not to say to your dad
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Jon Allen wrote:
Hey Dad, I sold your car to immagrents.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
"Oh, God! Uh, I mean... Oh, ME!"Things Morgan freeman would say at the moment of climax...
Things not to say to your dad
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
The awkward moment when a good thread turns unexpectedly racist. Lol ...Jon Allen wrote:
Hey Dad, I sold your car to immagrents.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
"Oh, God! Uh, I mean... Oh, ME!"Things Morgan freeman would say at the moment of climax...
Things not to say to your dad
7) What not to say when a popular person gets assassinated.
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7) Nobody liked the jerk anyway
8) what not to say to your sister -
Glock45 wrote:
No , that's what Bill Clinton said to his mistress.When you get out from under the desk go make me a sandwich
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