Stupidest story contest

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completepwnage Jul 23, 2010

Post a stupid story here
__Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

Okay. Once upon a time, there was someone who was name complete pwnage. He had a contest. It sucked. The end.
TheFilling Jul 23, 2010

you win.
TheFilling Jul 23, 2010

game over.
__Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

Ooh! And here's the runner up!
Ahem...
(booming voice)
ONCE UPON A TIME, IN THE GREAT SNOWY WINTER! THERE WERE TWO MAGICAL ORBS. And now theirs Turf wars.
HydroChaz Jul 23, 2010

In the days of te cold war a american secret agent named John was assigned to destroy a Russian military base on the sun. He went there but his wife hid in this eyebrows so she could come. The Russians found him and demanded he be their servant. He escaped though and with the help of his trusty walrus he fled to New Zealand where he raised albino sheep until a man strangled him with spaghetti . The end. Please post if you think this should win
__Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

Honorary mentions:
CONTESTANT #243:
okay... Um... I got this... Alright...
Er... Okay. My research report was on dolphins. They....etc.
5 hours later..,
What do you mean I was supposed to write a story?
groundhog Jul 23, 2010

The💀Filling wrote:
you win.

ahahahahah
__Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

CONTESRANT#3
duh...doh, hhahehiggle... Dabahabodabuy...Zzzzzzz...
__Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

CONTESTANT#10344)5857765387364457)6874758746568766785674786845687476:
how long do I have to wait?! I've been waiting to go for 24 hours! And I need to piss...
Chuck иorris Jul 23, 2010

Mewo
mr joble Jul 23, 2010

I walked into wenzels the bakery the other day and a lady asked the shop assistant if the burger slice was vegetarian I was thinking you are so stupid as I laughed in her face !!!
__Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

mr joble wrote:
I walked into wenzels the bakery the other day and a lady asked the shop assistant if the burger slice was vegetarian I was thinking you are so stupid as I laughed in her face !!!

For real?
completepwnage Jul 23, 2010

HydroChaz wrote:
In the days of te cold war a american secret agent named John was assigned to destroy a Russian military base on the sun. He went there but his wife hid in this eyebrows so she could come. The Russians found him and demanded he be their servant. He escaped though and with the help of his trusty walrus he fled to New Zealand where he raised albino sheep until a man strangled him with spaghetti . The end. Please post if you think this should win

That's just pro😺 best one yet
completepwnage Jul 23, 2010

In the year of 300 there was a man, his name was chuck Norris. He rode into Sparta on a magical giraffe an killed everyone but then Bruce lee jumped out of a tree and they fought each other with their rubber chickens. Bruce lee was no match for Chick Norris and he exploded when chuck used his super laser vision. Then chuck used his penguin powered time machine to go to the future were he reigned supreme forever, the end
mr joble Jul 23, 2010

__|LINE|__🎱♠ wrote:
mr joble wrote:
I walked into wenzels the bakery the other day and a lady asked the shop assistant if the burger slice was vegetarian I was thinking you are so stupid as I laughed in her face !!!

For real?
No shit where do these people come from lol ! 😺
HydroChaz Jul 23, 2010

complete😱pwnage wrote:
HydroChaz wrote:
In the days of te cold war a american secret agent named John was assigned to destroy a Russian military base on the sun. He went there but his wife hid in this eyebrows so she could come. The Russians found him and demanded he be their servant. He escaped though and with the help of his trusty walrus he fled to New Zealand where he raised albino sheep until a man strangled him with spaghetti . The end. Please post if you think this should win

That's just pro😺 best one yet
yay thanks
!Ate3 Jul 23, 2010

Once upon a time the end
Rumply's gf Jul 23, 2010

hey!

here's the story: a player asked me to build a turf near mine. he not only built one but seven. i attacked him and conquered two of his turfs due to his violation building more than one turf. now i got target of a vendetta that calls me a nazi. i want him to get banned due to political incorrectness. where can i ask dor a ban?

thanks for your help
greetz
bonkerz
Bob the Bozo Jul 23, 2010

Rumply's gf wrote:
hey!

here's the story: a player asked me to build a turf near mine. he not only built one but seven. i attacked him and conquered two of his turfs due to his violation building more than one turf. now i got target of a vendetta that calls me a nazi. i want him to get banned due to political incorrectness. where can i ask dor a ban?

thanks for your help
greetz
bonkerz

You win
completepwnage Jul 23, 2010

Bob the Bozo wrote:
Rumply's gf wrote:
hey!

here's the story: a player asked me to build a turf near mine. he not only built one but seven. i attacked him and conquered two of his turfs due to his violation building more than one turf. now i got target of a vendetta that calls me a nazi. i want him to get banned due to political incorrectness. where can i ask dor a ban?

thanks for your help
greetz
bonkerz

You win
Lol that dude is so stupid😋
Kearn Jul 23, 2010

A stupid story ok here's one: walking along the road one day in london a girl got asked the time while standing next to big Ben, she bitch slapped the blind twat and his golden retriever too!