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For some reason today, we decided to buy 20+ towels. So, my mind begin to contemplate what exactly the register operator would think about us so I came up with a series of comments to make:
The Flood is Coming (completely serious while saying it)
First periods, eh?
Our plumber sucks
My fifteen wives are giving birth.
Porn marathons, gotta love em.
Toga party! Wanna come?
I'm getting payback on a bully.
What other types of rediculous purchases have you made at a supermarket, and how did you try to explain them? -
Buy like 50 condoms and just stare at the cashiers eyes and keep licking your lips. Doesnt matter if boy or girl
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Lots of apple products. And ignorance is the best way to deal with it. They get so confused as you try to explain what you want...
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ㄎㄗㄤㄢㄊㄤ 👣👊🔨 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Buy like 50 condoms and just stare at the cashiers eyes and keep licking your lips. Doesnt matter if boy or girl
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Buying 23 plungers, 2 pliers, a stainless-steel wrench, and explaining to the cashier in vivid detail how rough your diarrhea has been lately...
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Ask for a price check on a cup at Dick's.
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A carton of Virginia slims cigarettes.
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Condoms and roses on mothers day
True story
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I use jock itch spray on my arrow fetchings for archery (thin, white, dry residue to see if anything touches while shooting). That's a pretty tough one at the register. Any excuse usually gets a role of the eyes.
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I'd buy 2 buckets of ketchup packets, whipped cream, and loads of tissue paper + Vaseline. Why? To make a model volcano.
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Kitchen timer, 12 gauge copper wire, rubbing alcohol, strike anywhere matches, batteries, a small can(for Wich I've still not found a use for.. Impulse buy)
Industrial hot glue, and burritos.What?? I was hungry.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I think I found the real Unibomber!!!!! Calling in backup!!!!Kitchen timer, 12 gauge copper wire, rubbing alcohol, strike anywhere matches, batteries, a small can(for Wich I've still not found a use for.. Impulse buy)
Industrial hot glue, and burritos.What?? I was hungry.
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Good luck with that.. Everyone knows you would need an accelerant that burns hotter than rubbing alcohol in order to make an effective explosion.
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Dirtyjerms wrote:
haha nice one, I'll have to try that...I use jock itch spray on my arrow fetchings for archery (thin, white, dry residue to see if anything touches while shooting). That's a pretty tough one at the register. Any excuse usually gets a role of the eyes.
Funniest was when I was picking up all the ingredients for my chili recipe and had to pick up some food for the pets... I told the cashier that was my secret ingredient... her jaw dropped and I smiled and walked out ;)
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400kg of weight lifting weights. Told the cashier I wanted to start working out.
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Box of pistol ammunition, ski mask, latex gloves.
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PChiKnP wrote:
Yeah right 😄I'd buy 2 buckets of ketchup packets, whipped cream, and loads of tissue paper + Vaseline. Why? To make a model volcano.
😏 Food turns me on too 😉 -
The final copy of the news of the world. Had to hide it in a porn mag so people wouldn't judge me too bad :(
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Bought a Moulin Rouge DVD and try telling the female cashier "it was for the little sister so don't judge." I don't have a little sister.
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
😂The final copy of the news of the world. Had to hide it in a porn mag so people wouldn't judge me too bad :(
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Condoms and a pregnancy test. I winked at te cashier and said "just in case..."
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Iodine crystals, matches, sudafed, metho, caustic soda and hydrocloric acid.
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You should have the cashier scan every item individually, then right after claim to have left your wallet at home... That way you can experience the awkward moment countless times. 😃😃😃
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A banana, eggplant, cucumber, carrot, Popsicles, sleeping mask, breath mints, tons of lube, and 20 towels.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I didn't,....Good luck with that.. Everyone knows you would need an accelerant that burns hotter than rubbing alcohol in order to make an effective explosion.
Anyone else???
Hmmmmm
👆🙌🔫🚨
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Batteries and fertilizer. The cashier who looked like a former meth user (had meth teeth) was just staring at me.
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
OR throw in industrl strenth laxtvs and detale how YU ar gna spel releef.Buying 23 plungers, 2 pliers, a stainless-steel wrench, and explaining to the cashier in vivid detail how rough your diarrhea has been lately...
OR evn bettr, talk bowt yur 98yr old mothrs diarea.(no disrspct intended!!!)
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25 shovels, a hard hat, some pineapples, and sunscreen.
There's treasure around here. I can smell it! -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I know i love to eat hot glue its my favorite kind.Kitchen timer, 12 gauge copper wire, rubbing alcohol, strike anywhere matches, batteries, a small can(for Wich I've still not found a use for.. Impulse buy)
Industrial hot glue, and burritos.What?? I was hungry.
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A cucumber, a mallet, a nudie mag, and lube. Smile and say nothing.
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A sack of potatoes, hairspray, PVC pipe, a lighter, u do the math
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