Goodbye One-Eyed Jonathan...😭
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 ...You will be sorely missed...
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 ...I'll never forget you... You were always there for me...
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 ...Even though I didn't get to see you that much, I knew you were there...and that was enough... And your surprise visits always brightened my day...
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 I hope you were recycled, like you always wanted to be.
 Goodbye, old friend. 😢
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  Hi... 
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  SeñoritaMafioso wrote: I'm sorry for your loss😭😭😭 
 ...You will be sorely missed...
 😭😭😭
 ...I'll never forget you... You were always there for me...
 😭😭😭
 ...Even though I didn't get to see you that much, I knew you were there...and that was enough... And your surprise visits always brightened my day...
 😭😭😭
 I hope you were recycled, like you always wanted to be.
 Goodbye, old friend. 😢
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  Wait... What? 
 RIP? or GL? I'm confused.
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  I miss him already... 
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  Jonathan sounds like a vibrator..... 😉 
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  Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: BUDGIE sounds like a cake or Dessert.Jonathan sounds like a vibrator..... 😉 
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  ?😳? 
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  Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: Sounds like a bungie-jumping business to me. What's the history behind the name? My interest is peaked.?😳? 
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  Baron Von Fritz wrote: It's a bird. An "Australian parakeet" as the iPhone dictionary says.Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: Sounds like a bungie-jumping business to me. What's the history behind the name? My interest is peaked.?😳? 
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  🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote: Interesting...Did that on purpose, did you, Budgie? Ha, I'm joking. I've grown to respect you. 👍Baron Von Fritz wrote: It's a bird. An "Australian parakeet" as the iPhone dictionary says.Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: Sounds like a bungie-jumping business to me. What's the history behind the name? My interest is peaked.?😳? 
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  Baron Von Fritz wrote: Charming!🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote: Interesting...Did that on purpose, did you, Budgie? Ha, I'm joking. I've grown to respect you. 👍Baron Von Fritz wrote: It's a bird. An "Australian parakeet" as the iPhone dictionary says.Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: Sounds like a bungie-jumping business to me. What's the history behind the name? My interest is peaked.?😳? 
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  Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: Oh NO 😳Jonathan sounds like a vibrator..... 😉 
 😢 I would cry if my purple bunny died 😢
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  🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 wrote: 🍆🐰 😉Ᏼ༙Ꮜ༙Ꭰ༙Ꮹ༙Ꮠ༙Ꭼ༙🔫💀🌄 wrote: Oh NO 😳Jonathan sounds like a vibrator..... 😉 
 😢 I would cry if my purple bunny died 😢
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  You are all wrong. 😢 
 One-Eyed Jonathan was a pirate that I drew on a piece of paper sophomore year...and I kept him in the back of my phone, where the back comes off.Well, last week my phone fell off a music stand and exploded on the floor. Someone picked it up and put it together, BUT THEY LEFT JOHNNY BEHIND!!! 😭 I didn't realize until the next day when my phone exploded again (this is not an uncommon occurrence) that One-Eyed Jonathan was not inside my phone. AND NOW HE'S GONE FOREVER!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 
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