Craziest thing you've seen?
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Donkey show.
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The Joshster wrote:
Thats some crazy shit boiSidVicious wrote:
Whoa, thats so amazing and scary!2 chicks 1 is a friend from 3 years ago and the other is her best friend and they don't know this but I saw them talking about me and saying how cute and funny I am. They both go to my school,Know I'm not popular and stuff and they are usually the most quiet girls in class and I'm the quietest boy in class and the popular boys in our grade like them and stuff. So whoda think.
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Once this homeless guy was sat at the side of the street and when this person walked past he got up grabbed them by the shoulders and shouted What year is this? The man calmly said 2011 and then I swear to god the homeless man yelled It worked my god it worked and then ran off down the street
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
Ahh shit, you saw that?Once this homeless guy was sat at the side of the street and when this person walked past he got up grabbed them by the shoulders and shouted What year is this? The man calmly said 2011 and then I swear to god the homeless man yelled It worked my god it worked and then ran off down the street
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saelo wrote:
I watched. I had been with him for over 3 hours trying to extricate him. I was on the first engine on scene and I tunneled in through the windshield. Took me almost30 minutes to get to where I could even see him. Talked to him the whole time. There was a traumatic injury already do they didn't have to cut the bone, it was already an open fracture. I've been on a number of bad calls, that is just the most recent, as well as the only one that involved bringing MD's to the scene.4nick8r wrote:
Did you watch the leg being amputated or did you have to look away? Truth!Couple of months ago I was working a tractor tailor accident and they had to bring out a couple of doctors to amputate his leg, hadn't seen a leg cut off before.
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I had some of my friends over for a night one time and i woke up at like 3:30 in the morning and saw one of my friends teabag the other one sleeping while he was waiting for a match to load on MW3. Im sad to say that the one that got teabagged dosent come over any more 😔
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I was driving down the back roads in my town with my kids in the back seat and saw a fat guy naked mowing his moms lawn I called the police who showed up and had to help the guy because the lawn mower fell into a 5 foot deep ditch and all he could grab was the pull cord. Does that count lol
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I once got attacked by an armadillo. Barely escaped with my life.
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Craziest my boys head getting blowed off with a 12 gage funniest a crackhead dancing naked on the corner to a car alarm weirdest someone poping there fake eye out by holding there nose and blowing
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A dude jacking off in his van
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Dr.Big wrote:
I thought my window tint was dark enough............ Sorry.A dude jacking off in his van
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Sitting in the back of an MRAP in the pitch black of night with no illum going 50mph with a 300ft drop and no guard rail while RPG's are coming down from 50ft above. One of my biggest WTF moments ever.
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
Haha, If I were homeless I'd be doing this all the time.Once this homeless guy was sat at the side of the street and when this person walked past he got up grabbed them by the shoulders and shouted What year is this? The man calmly said 2011 and then I swear to god the homeless man yelled It worked my god it worked and then ran off down the street
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ཧдབ😨Gдཧཀ™9⃣0⃣5⃣ wrote:
If you did this all the time you'd be homeless, haha.Mr Dillinger wrote:
Haha, If I were homeless I'd be doing this all the time.Once this homeless guy was sat at the side of the street and when this person walked past he got up grabbed them by the shoulders and shouted What year is this? The man calmly said 2011 and then I swear to god the homeless man yelled It worked my god it worked and then ran off down the street
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Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:
sounds like a typical friday night.I had some of my friends over for a night one time and i woke up at like 3:30 in the morning and saw one of my friends teabag the other one sleeping while he was waiting for a match to load on MW3. Im sad to say that the one that got teabagged dosent come over any more 😔
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SidVicious wrote:
... How old are you?2 chicks 1 is a friend from 3 years ago and the other is her best friend and they don't know this but I saw them talking about me and saying how cute and funny I am. They both go to my school,Know I'm not popular and stuff and they are usually the most quiet girls in class and I'm the quietest boy in class and the popular boys in our grade like them and stuff. So whoda think.
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Two guys fighting in a club while.. One of the guys pulled his pants down and underwear off.. Then started to kick the other guys butt..
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A fist fight over a gas pump. Literally, as in who got there first. Old due with the ponytail whipped the shit out of the young dude.
Most disturbing was finding my friend's little brother with half his face blown off from an m80. He was 4 and some older neighbor kids told him to put it in his mouth. -
Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:
Uhh dude you better evaluate your friendship with this teabagger, and sleep with one eye open...or behind a locked door...I had some of my friends over for a night one time and i woke up at like 3:30 in the morning and saw one of my friends teabag the other one sleeping while he was waiting for a match to load on MW3. Im sad to say that the one that got teabagged dosent come over any more 😔
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Why do you want to know that?SidVicious wrote:
... How old are you?2 chicks 1 is a friend from 3 years ago and the other is her best friend and they don't know this but I saw them talking about me and saying how cute and funny I am. They both go to my school,Know I'm not popular and stuff and they are usually the most quiet girls in class and I'm the quietest boy in class and the popular boys in our grade like them and stuff. So whoda think.
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Crazy sex show in Thailand. It was like magicians using their vaginas for magic tricks. Shooting darts out, writing your name with it, putting water up it and it coming out soda/coke. Shooting bananas out, pulling eels out, snakes out, razor blades on a string out then cutting paper with it. Nothing sexy about it at all. This literally was my expression the entire time ---->😳
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SidVicious wrote:
Because if that's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you, and you're older than 12, than you haven't started living yet.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Why do you want to know that?SidVicious wrote:
... How old are you?2 chicks 1 is a friend from 3 years ago and the other is her best friend and they don't know this but I saw them talking about me and saying how cute and funny I am. They both go to my school,Know I'm not popular and stuff and they are usually the most quiet girls in class and I'm the quietest boy in class and the popular boys in our grade like them and stuff. So whoda think.
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I don't remember everything there was more to the performance than that but those are the highlights. It ended with frozen...dild...never mind.
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LegionOfTime wrote:
I'm 11 ok and I've seen tons of teens and preteens in sports bras and booty shorts cause my mom owns a dance studio and well yeahSidVicious wrote:
Because if that's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you, and you're older than 12, than you haven't started living yet.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Why do you want to know that?SidVicious wrote:
... How old are you?2 chicks 1 is a friend from 3 years ago and the other is her best friend and they don't know this but I saw them talking about me and saying how cute and funny I am. They both go to my school,Know I'm not popular and stuff and they are usually the most quiet girls in class and I'm the quietest boy in class and the popular boys in our grade like them and stuff. So whoda think.
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And the girls are so f***in sexy
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SidVicious wrote:
*in high pitched prepubescent voice* "And then my wee-wee got really hard and I didn't know what to do! Did I break it? I think so, but the blood is white and very sticky!😭😭"And the girls are so f***in sexy
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^ Sorry, couldn't resist.😁
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Lmao 👆👆👆👆
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Lol!👆
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Rofl!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I need air..SidVicious wrote:
*in high pitched prepubescent voice* "And then my wee-wee got really hard and I didn't know what to do! Did I break it? I think so, but the blood is white and very sticky!😭😭"And the girls are so f***in sexy
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