🐹Hamster Fans Assemble🐹

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The bluffer May 26, 2012

I love hamsters
I have a hamster called Geoffrey and he is the
cutest ting ever. He likes salad and raisins!
Do any of you have hamsters and what are hey like?
whette fartze May 26, 2012

I had hamsters. They all died via prolapse.
cptpiratemonkey May 26, 2012

One of my friends tried to kill his little dwarf hamster. It died of diabetes.
🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 May 26, 2012

🐹 Do the Hamster Dance 🐹

🏃.. 🚶.. 🏃.. 🚶.. 🏃..
The bluffer May 26, 2012

Wow, happy replies
cptpiratemonkey May 26, 2012

YOU wrote:
One of my friends tried to kill his little dwarf hamster. It died of diabetes.

Well he tried to drown the hamster several times. He also knocked the hamster cage with the hamster in it down the stairs... Amoung other things. He says he was playing assassin. I don't know he is a weird little kid. I am serious he is turning 15 in August and I am like 2 inches taller than him
cptpiratemonkey May 26, 2012

He also used to play turf wars,but he quit
Ꭱ3V May 26, 2012

Nasty little rodents. They creep me out.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 26, 2012

HAMTARO
-when we work together it's much better-
MY BEST FRIEND
-we like sunflower seed
From (I never knew the last word)-
🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹
Dunlap2041 May 26, 2012

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Multikill
fydge May 26, 2012

Hamsters are gross
Primo Loco May 26, 2012

The bluffer wrote:
Wow, happy replies

Lmao
HAMTARO!!!!!! 🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹
GreenManXphile May 27, 2012

I once built a hamster scale replica of the "golden saucer" complete with a racetrack, mini arcade, fighting ring, and head office. However when I released the hamsters and baby chicks into the chocobo racetrack, nothing happened. They just scurried in circles, and pissed on my I created for them.

-GreenMan's Journal-Day 10-
Dear journal,
Final Fantasy Hamster Live was a disaster. My hands smell like sticky, and feeding the chocobos various "Greens" did nothing.
GreenManXphile May 27, 2012

-GreenMan's Journal-Day 13-
Dear journal,
I've managed to teach the party members to wear their tiny neopunk/Japanese outfits. Hamster Barrett even seems to be getting used to walking with the minigun arm. Gave hamster Cloud his Ultimate Weapon buster sword, and hamster Aerith a tiny pink bow. Decided to give the role of Jenova Sepheroth to a mongoose.
GreenManXphile May 27, 2012

-GreenMan's Journal-Day 14-
Omg.... It's horrible.... The mongoose is partly frozen in some parts, smouldering in others.... Blood is everywhere... One of these damn things is the new Sepheroth.... But what one, and why do they all now just watch me...?
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 27, 2012

₲яєєŋϻɑɳÐɪʂɪƞfø wrote:
-GreenMan's Journal-Day 14-
Omg.... It's horrible.... The mongoose is partly frozen in some parts, smouldering in others.... Blood is everywhere... One of these damn things is the new Sepheroth.... But what one, and why do they all now just watch me...?

You scare me sometimes...
I fully believe this story,
But only from you.