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First Cap!

• Jesus132 Jul 22, 2010

  I finally captured my first turf! Where mah cookie?🎱♠
• Chuck иorris Jul 22, 2010

  );):;))&$"&"(7/5
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  dyhpup
• spiffykilla Jul 22, 2010

  Dude ur level 48 and u only just capped ur first turf?
• __Don_Line__ Jul 22, 2010

  Yeah. I capped my first when I was a level 15.
• Jesus132 Jul 22, 2010

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Dude ur level 48 and u only just capped ur first turf?
  

  I've played for like two weeks, and again, my cookie?
• spiffykilla Jul 22, 2010

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Dude ur level 48 and u only just capped ur first turf?
  

  I've played for like two weeks, and again, my cookie?

  u get a cookie a cookie if ur under level 20 u get a pile of dog crap on ur face
• squelch Jul 22, 2010

  Also, your name is blasphemous.
• Chuck иorris Jul 22, 2010

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
• ChainsawCharlie Jul 22, 2010

  squelch wrote:

  Also, your name is blasphemous.
  

  How do you know he's not latino?
• Jesus132 Jul 22, 2010

  squelch wrote:

  Also, your name is blasphemous.
  

  No, it's not. My name isn't meant to be "Jesus", it's meant to be "Jesus"(pronounced "Heysues").
• spiffykilla Jul 22, 2010

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies
• Jesus132 Jul 22, 2010

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies

  *Swipes a cookie* >:3
• Mr. Snuckels Jul 22, 2010

  Great job!
• Chuck иorris Jul 22, 2010

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies

  *Swipes a cookie* >:3

  I will.. KILL U I WANT MA COOKIES
• HOBO KING Jul 22, 2010

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies

  *Swipes a cookie* >:3

  I will.. KILL U I WANT MA COOKIES

  Sir would u like to purchase a box of cookies. I am trying to break the girl scout record win a prize!! It's a hobo! I have always wanted one
• spiffykilla Jul 22, 2010

  👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies

  *Swipes a cookie* >:3

  I will.. KILL U I WANT MA COOKIES

  Sir would u like to purchase a box of cookies. I am trying to break the girl scout record win a prize!! It's a hobo! I have always wanted one

  screw u hobo my cookies i will kill u all for the cookies btw jesus132 i thought i went over this u get dog crap 2 the face
• HOBO KING Jul 22, 2010

  Oh these are my types of cookies

  🍙-white cookie
  🍘- black cookie (or if u are agenst racism a brown cookie)

  The last cookie I have is aged liquid spinage cookie with a hint of poison frog poison 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵
• Primo Jul 22, 2010

  You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
• Jesus132 Jul 22, 2010

  spiffykilla wrote:

  👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies

  *Swipes a cookie* >:3

  I will.. KILL U I WANT MA COOKIES

  Sir would u like to purchase a box of cookies. I am trying to break the girl scout record win a prize!! It's a hobo! I have always wanted one

  screw u hobo my cookies i will kill u all for the cookies btw jesus132 i thought i went over this u get dog crap 2 the face

  Meh, could care less.🎱♠
• jimjim163 Jul 22, 2010

  I'm level 53 and i still have not capped a turf...
• Fat Basterd Jul 22, 2010

  Lol. WWJD? Cap your turf.
• Kearn Jul 22, 2010

  I capped about 5 turfs in my first week had to mob up fast but guy deserved it.....*steals all the cookies* MINE!!
• p s i Jul 22, 2010

  First turf I capped I had the bitches crazy husband come after me! That went on for months with him.
• The end fuckers Jul 22, 2010

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Dude ur level 48 and u only just capped ur first turf?
  

  I've played for like two weeks, and again, my cookie?

  lol grats man i had my first war at level 15 lol with ecrusher 🎱♠
• spiffykilla Jul 22, 2010

  jimjim163 wrote:

  I'm level 53 and i still have not capped a turf...
  

  dude really?
• spiffykilla Jul 22, 2010

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  Jesus132 wrote:

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Chuck иorris wrote:

  🍘🍘🍘🍘🍘MY COOKIES
  

  i want cookies

  *Swipes a cookie* >:3

  I will.. KILL U I WANT MA COOKIES

  Sir would u like to purchase a box of cookies. I am trying to break the girl scout record win a prize!! It's a hobo! I have always wanted one

  screw u hobo my cookies i will kill u all for the cookies btw jesus132 i thought i went over this u get dog crap 2 the face

  Meh, could care less.🎱♠

  Give me a 🍘 or the whale gets it 🐳🔫
• Neko Jul 22, 2010

  spiffykilla wrote:

  Dude ur level 48 and u only just capped ur first turf?
  
• Neko Jul 22, 2010

  jimjim163 wrote:

  I'm level 53 and i still have not capped a turf...
  

  Are you joking? I capped 2 turfs At lvl 10..lol..
• VinnyF Jul 22, 2010

  is a virtual cookie ok? You have some choices

  (::)chocolate chip
  (;;)oatmeal rasin
  ( )sugar
  (8)chocolate chunk
  (@) peanut butter swirl
  ($) cash
  😨 face
  Or you can have some 🍰
  Possibly 🍏🍊🍉🍓 to be healthy

  Your welcome!
• Don Davido 🇺🇸 Jul 23, 2010

  Jesus132 wrote:

  squelch wrote:

  Also, your name is blasphemous.
  

  No, it's not. My name isn't meant to be "Jesus", it's meant to be "Jesus"(pronounced "Heysues").

  that makes no sense at all
• __Don_Line__ Jul 23, 2010

  Don Davido wrote:

  Jesus132 wrote:

  squelch wrote:

  Also, your name is blasphemous.
  

  No, it's not. My name isn't meant to be "Jesus", it's meant to be "Jesus"(pronounced "Heysues").

  that makes no sense at all

  You are confusing "jesus" with Jesus.
  It's pronounced differently.

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