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• ༈Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙༈ May 25, 2012

  Light assassin 😂😂
• Ꭱ3V May 25, 2012

  This shit is hilarious
• papabear72 May 25, 2012

  Why don't he call his alliance The Postmen. He could be the The post master general.
• eviltink May 25, 2012

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜
• Funky Buffalo May 25, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
• papabear72 May 25, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  I'd have to inspect to make sure you qualified.
• eviltink May 25, 2012

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  I'd have to inspect to make sure you qualified.

  None of that TSA routine-sweep crap. They're visible at a glance without being in arms' reach. Deal with it. 😝
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 25, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  I'd have to inspect to make sure you qualified.

  None of that TSA routine-sweep crap. They're visible at a glance without being in arms' reach. Deal with it. 😝

  You're welcome to join ultra. Get in the pal room the international turf takers of yak
• 💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 May 25, 2012

  papabear72 wrote:

  Why don't he call his alliance The Postmen. He could be the The post master general.
  

  👍👍👍👍
• Ꭱ3V May 25, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  I'd have to inspect to make sure you qualified.

  None of that TSA routine-sweep crap. They're visible at a glance without being in arms' reach. Deal with it. 😝

  This alliance is starting to have some possibilities 😜
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 25, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  If you want to join get in our pal room [The International Turf Takers of Yak]
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  I'd have to inspect to make sure you qualified.

  None of that TSA routine-sweep crap. They're visible at a glance without being in arms' reach. Deal with it. 😝

  This alliance is starting to have some possibilities 😜

  Join us Grimm. We're gonna take over
• •C U N T• May 25, 2012

  The Post Aapocalyptic Hoodies 📫💀💂
• fydge May 25, 2012

  POST-BOY wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  Im thinking of declaring war with your alliance. When do you think you'll reach level 25?
  

  You know I didn't used to be this low of a level I had to reset because I got taxed so badly I couldn't pay it all back and I am taking my turf on which the player took.

  Oh yeah I'm 800mil I. The hole you don't see me reseting
• eviltink May 25, 2012

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  ✂
  

  T.I.T.T.Y. for short.

  I have a feeling I'm pre-qualified for this one. 😜

  I'd have to inspect to make sure you qualified.

  None of that TSA routine-sweep crap. They're visible at a glance without being in arms' reach. Deal with it. 😝

  This alliance is starting to have some possibilities 😜

  Join us Grimm. We're gonna take over

  The country? The continent? The planet? We need goals here.

  Me? World domination has always been my mantra.
• eviltink May 25, 2012

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
• Funky Buffalo May 25, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳
• eviltink May 25, 2012

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳

  ...says the funky buffalo. 😁

  Try "Ultra, Queen of the World!" or "Ultra, Queen of the Universe!" or at the very least, "Queen of all she surveys!" (that last one would require an apparatus on which to stand, meh).
• lostone May 25, 2012

  🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:

  Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:

  I'll join. But my title shall be: "General and Supreme Commander of our Armies".

  I have some big friends that will also join for the right titles.
  

  Dejavu. Does this look familiar?

  Who wants to b a hood snitch😷...haha f that..
• Marilyn May 25, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  Is the hood mandatory? If so, then I have reservations. Hood hair is nasty. I have standards.
  

  I agree, especially in this heat.
  (=^.^=)
• Mystery May 25, 2012

  POST-BOY wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  POST-BOY wrote:

  Is Funky Buffalo a hater or a hater because apparently he can't be peaceful so the ansewer to him is to cap my turf is something wrong or is it just him?
  

  Ummm I'm not even in your state so I assure you I'm not capping you.

  Sure your not... Just make up some more lies!

  Funky Buffalo has no turf in your state. His inf is also too high to cap you. So unless something drastically changed in the 7 hours you posted this, then you are the one lying.
• A͜ÐÐ🐰ᎦསཔᏩ🔫🔴🌆 May 25, 2012

  Newbie alliance
• βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ May 26, 2012

  Snugglebunny wrote:

  Newbie alliance
  

  We now have a secret hand shake! So we are no longer newbies! (of course poster boy hasn't let me know whether I'm in the alliance yet) I'm hoping with my fingers crossed that he will let me in. Pweazeeee!!
• sebastian5367 May 26, 2012

  I'm not near Illinois but I meet the requirements
• papabear72 May 26, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳

  ...says the funky buffalo. 😁

  Try "Ultra, Queen of the World!" or "Ultra, Queen of the Universe!" or at the very least, "Queen of all she surveys!" (that last one would require an apparatus on which to stand, meh).
  

  Lol. Are you implying that your well equipped AND short? Hmmm. I'm liking this even more.
• eviltink May 26, 2012

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳

  ...says the funky buffalo. 😁

  Try "Ultra, Queen of the World!" or "Ultra, Queen of the Universe!" or at the very least, "Queen of all she surveys!" (that last one would require an apparatus on which to stand, meh).
  

  Lol. Are you implying that your well equipped AND short? Hmmm. I'm liking this even more.

  Umm...😳
• papabear72 May 26, 2012

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳

  ...says the funky buffalo. 😁

  Try "Ultra, Queen of the World!" or "Ultra, Queen of the Universe!" or at the very least, "Queen of all she surveys!" (that last one would require an apparatus on which to stand, meh).
  

  Lol. Are you implying that your well equipped AND short? Hmmm. I'm liking this even more.

  Umm...😳

  Making my 40 year old heart flutter
• ₳ⅅⅅ: GUNN1 May 26, 2012

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳

  ...says the funky buffalo. 😁

  Try "Ultra, Queen of the World!" or "Ultra, Queen of the Universe!" or at the very least, "Queen of all she surveys!" (that last one would require an apparatus on which to stand, meh).
  

  Lol. Are you implying that your well equipped AND short? Hmmm. I'm liking this even more.

  Umm...😳

  Making my 40 year old heart flutter

  Soon it will stop...completely 😜😳
• papabear72 May 26, 2012

  GunnGunn wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  papabear72 wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  Funky Buffalo wrote:

  ⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:

  I mean, srsly, "Ultra, Queen of Beaver's Pond." No ring to it.
  

  I happen to disagree 😳

  ...says the funky buffalo. 😁

  Try "Ultra, Queen of the World!" or "Ultra, Queen of the Universe!" or at the very least, "Queen of all she surveys!" (that last one would require an apparatus on which to stand, meh).
  

  Lol. Are you implying that your well equipped AND short? Hmmm. I'm liking this even more.

  Umm...😳

  Making my 40 year old heart flutter

  Soon it will stop...completely 😜😳

  Eventually. Lol.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 26, 2012

  I can't stop laughing
• papabear72 May 26, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  I can't stop laughing
  

  Don't worry Rai, I've not forgotten you sweetheart.

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