Real life things that remind you of turf wars

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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 May 25, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I saw a dog peeing on a tree and thought "hehehe, he's planting turf!"😜

😂😂😂
When i see a "welcome to -----"
Sign and it gives me the population and elevation, i always wish it had the capo on there too....
eviltink May 25, 2012

sadsam wrote:
YOU wrote:
The giant blue circle I've painted around my house.

And the giant blue pin I have to carry everywhere I go.
Works better when adapted to the trailer hitch of your truck.
OneThumbBastard May 25, 2012

There is das hyena that occasionally passes through my yard and chews up my frisbees.
eviltink May 25, 2012

My secret desire to mow a gigantic circle around our property and post signs saying, "This far and no further!"
OneThumbBastard May 25, 2012

⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
My secret desire to mow a gigantic circle around our property and post signs saying, "This far and no further!"

I can fulfill that secret desire. After all, I possess a large, powerful and agile …
… lawn tractor.👍
sadsam May 25, 2012

Where as I possess a rusty pair of hand shears 😔
Greengo May 25, 2012

When people chase me and run me out of town
eviltink May 25, 2012

Oh I possess the equipment and have been dubbed "she who must tame all green things taller than two inches." Outside the beds, that is...heh...just having trouble convincing everyone of the big circle/posted boundary thing. Baby steps...
GreenManXphile May 26, 2012

When i meet new people and they tell me some obscure hometown they are from in Wisconsin or northern Minnesota, and I remember I am capo of there.

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