😭Vacation 2009😭
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"NO!!!!!" I screamed, as I beheld the congested traffic on the highway. It was the year 2009, and my father was bringing me along on a vacation to Destin, Florida to celebrate my birthday. We flew along the road at a brilliant pace...Until THIS happened. Cars. Cars as far as the eye could see, all trapped like a never-ending line of Dominoes down the highway. No one knew why it was so, until we stepped out of our vehicle and asked a trucker who heard on his CB Radio there was a bus full of elderly tourists that had caught fire and the inferno was blocking the road. We assumed it wouldn't take them long to remove the bus and allow traffic to move along. Unfortunately, it was a solid two hours before any traffic moved. We checked in at our hotel in Destin around one in the morning, exhausted.
The next day, my father informed me there was a cute girl down by the pool, and me, being quite flirty, threw on my swimming shorts and raced down to the pool... -
Umm... Update on the elderly fire bus?
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I liek girlz
Tail Whip!™
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Charming...
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...When I reached the pool, I jumped in without thinking, I surfaced and realized there was no one in the pool at all! I then took notice of the cute girl playing mini-golf, so I raced back upstairs, threw back on my clothes, and ran to the desk to retrieve a ball and club. When I finally received said equipment, I went past the pool and THERE SHE WAS! Swimming! I then began to become agitated. I gave my club back to the desk, ran back upstairs, and put on my swim shorts again. Later, I jumped in the pool and finally met this girl! We had a great conversation and...
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Is there a knock knock or anything exciting happening in this thread...?
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Then he woke up ?
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You played mini golf. She probably beat you.
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...I asked her if she'd like to meet me in the hotel's built-in theater and she said yes! So I was quite excited, and later began primping and preparing for my date with this cute girl. When I finally reached the theater, all ready for the "kill", I was surprised to the "cute girl"....In glasses...And frizzy hair....And she was ugly....I froze in my tracks, but it was too late then, she saw me. And then to add to my misery, I realized...She also had a lisp....Needless to say, worst night ever....And the moral of this story is: Don't make your decisions about a girl based upon the bikini she wears. 😭
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Troll Bikini.
I feels yah brah.Tail Whip!™
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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Turns out, it was a bus full of prisoners, not elderly tourists. I don't know how anyone can mistake prisoners for elderly tourists. 😒Umm... Update on the elderly fire bus?
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So, where are the explosions, get away driving scenes, guns and sport cars? It had a cute girl (as you mistook anyway) but it lacked everything else.
And Grimm would say, it needs a few dragons. Wizards not so much but a firing breathing dragon after the girl and you rescue her in a sports car while firing at her old boyfriend going after her while he shoots mounted machine gums at your car and he hits the dragon and is taken away with him in the car in the dragon's claws.
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
During hurricane Rita down here in Texas, we had a bus full of elderly patients catch on fire due to incessantly long evacuation lines and improper safety standards on the charter bus. Many poor elderly patients died in an attempt to evade a hurricane that didn't actually hit our area. Sad story really.🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Turns out, it was a bus full of prisoners, not elderly tourists. I don't know how anyone can mistake prisoners for elderly tourists. 😒Umm... Update on the elderly fire bus?
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Not too many dragons in true stories...Sadly. 🙍So, where are the explosions, get away driving scenes, guns and sport cars? It had a cute girl (as you mistook anyway) but it lacked everything else.
And Grimm would say, it needs a few dragons. Wizards not so much but a firing breathing dragon after the girl and you rescue her in a sports car while firing at her old boyfriend going after her while he shoots mounted machine gums at your car and he hits the dragon and is taken away with him in the car in the dragon's claws.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
see what he did he said it do much that everybody says it when he posts or makes a thread , notice he hasnt said it in a while but everybody comments saying it this whole thing is not charming😂Charming...
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In truth it was the city of Houston and other northern cities who caused it. They took to the evacuation routes when they were clearly more safe than those on the coast such as Galveston and Kemah. The resulting backup allowed the people more safe to evacuate and the less safe coast dwellers to be stuck on the highway in and around Houston. Since then, our area has improved evacuation procedures and during the real thing, namely hurricane Ike, there were less traffic jams and the people who needed to evacuate were able.
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Actually, moral of the story is: if you see a wet 10 that turns into a dry 3, just make her wet. ;)
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A retract my afore-bestowed "Charming".
Dislike button, where is it??? 😠 -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
A retract my afore-bestowed "Charming".
Dislike button, where is it??? 😠Bottem center. Looks like a square.
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Cool story bro. Needs more..... Aw crap dammit UA! 😭😭😭
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