Jokes

LiI Ryan - CW Jul 21, 2010

A mans arm was hurting and his friend suggested a machine at the free clinic. The machine takes your piss and tells what you have. He went and did it and it said he had tennis elbow and to soak in warm water and avoid lifting heavy things. So he thought this machine could be fooled so he gathered up, tap water, his wifes pee, his daughters pee, and masterbated into it. He put it in the machine and the machine said, "Your tap waters dirty, get a filter, your wifes pregnant with twins, theyre not yours, get a lawyer, your daughters on cocaine, bring her to a doctor, and you masterbating is not ganna do anything about that tennis elbow of yours
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Jul 21, 2010

Ur mom ooo burn
phailthequail Jul 21, 2010

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. I forgot the rest of the joke, bur your mother's a whore.
Soul Jul 21, 2010

phailthequail wrote:
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. I forgot the rest of the joke, bur your mother's a whore.

lmao
©/\V/\L|ΞΓ Jul 21, 2010

phailthequail wrote:
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. I forgot the rest of the joke, bur your mother's a whore.

lqtm