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I'm not bendy at all, in fact I'm getting a little stiff.
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Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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Ojibwe wrote:
I see what you did there 😏I'm not bendy at all, in fact I'm getting a little stiff.
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saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
That's badass! Mad painfulI have the jagermeister logo tattooed in my right armpit, and the biohazard symbol tattooed in my left armpit.....
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My name isn't Nick; but I do have a 6" tongue and I can breathe through my ears.
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saelo wrote:
They should be gentlemen and make a sandwich for you. Bringing you breakfast and making dinner would also be nice of them.Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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silly_gurf wrote:
Ooh eddy trying to go out with saelo, I'm telling Jessica tomorrowsaelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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silly_gurf wrote:
Yeah? I'll make her a nice home cooked dinner with some wine and candlelight. And then a nice massage. Whatcha got on that kiddo? 😜saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
👆I once dated the cute girl at subway. so my girl HAD to make me a sandwich!😜silly_gurf wrote:
Yeah? I'll make her a nice home cooked dinner with some wine and candlelight. And then a nice massage. Whatcha got on that kiddo? 😜saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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saelo wrote:
Well, God DID put man OVER the woman for her curse...Otherwise, we WOULD be equal.Trauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is simply your typical male chauvinist pig objectification of women and another symptom of the oppressive patriarchal system continuing to force women to their collective knees in forced supplication. 🔨
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I'm ambidextrous
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
😓 wow jake. Did you get my text earlier?silly_gurf wrote:
Ooh eddy trying to go out with saelo, I'm telling Jessica tomorrowsaelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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saelo wrote:
LMFAO! 😂 Bendy = miracle/super womanTrauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is simply your typical male chauvinist pig objectification of women and another symptom of the oppressive patriarchal system continuing to force women to their collective knees in forced supplication. 🔨
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
.... 😳....saelo wrote:
Well, God DID put man OVER the woman for her curse...Otherwise, we WOULD be equal.Trauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is simply your typical male chauvinist pig objectification of women and another symptom of the oppressive patriarchal system continuing to force women to their collective knees in forced supplication. 🔨
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Christians... Ugh.Baron Von Fritz wrote:
.... 😳....saelo wrote:
Well, God DID put man OVER the woman for her curse...Otherwise, we WOULD be equal.Trauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is simply your typical male chauvinist pig objectification of women and another symptom of the oppressive patriarchal system continuing to force women to their collective knees in forced supplication. 🔨
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I loled 👍saelo wrote:
Just like to add a warning here....🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Depends. You of legal age, V?saelo wrote:
Can we play without the 👙? If so... I'll be heading your way now. I'm up for the challenge. 😏Now, who's up for some Twister n Warmed Oil? Buuuuhring it!👙
Oil does not mix with a twister mat. At all. Trust me.
You'll have to play without the mat 😉 -
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
...and I loled again. 👍Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
👆I once dated the cute girl at subway. so my girl HAD to make me a sandwich!😜silly_gurf wrote:
Yeah? I'll make her a nice home cooked dinner with some wine and candlelight. And then a nice massage. Whatcha got on that kiddo? 😜saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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I have fourteen toes and twenty two fingers and five thumbs
I have the worst time picking my nose
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-I collect unusual and unique antiques.
-I'm a certified MUFON field investigator.
-I've switched careers three times before the age of 26.
-I've built several different types of robots.
-I go through phases in my style/dress, what foods I eat, what booze I drink, where I hang out, almost constantly. I'm not happy being one thing. I try everything to see how it feels, then move on when I lose interest.None of this probably makes sense without explaining context, but I'm not going to explain unless someone wants to hear about it. I'm watching "the Jackel", and I don't want to miss a scene for no good reason!
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I can belly dance 😘
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
*licks my eyebrows with my tongue*silly_gurf wrote:
Yeah? I'll make her a nice home cooked dinner with some wine and candlelight. And then a nice massage. Whatcha got on that kiddo? 😜saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Atheists...Ugh.Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Christians... Ugh.Baron Von Fritz wrote:
.... 😳....saelo wrote:
Well, God DID put man OVER the woman for her curse...Otherwise, we WOULD be equal.Trauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is simply your typical male chauvinist pig objectification of women and another symptom of the oppressive patriarchal system continuing to force women to their collective knees in forced supplication. 🔨
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
RoflcopterᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
👆I once dated the cute girl at subway. so my girl HAD to make me a sandwich!😜silly_gurf wrote:
Yeah? I'll make her a nice home cooked dinner with some wine and candlelight. And then a nice massage. Whatcha got on that kiddo? 😜saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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@ baron Such a lazy Christian answer. Because being critical of Christianity's weird hold on people's rebuttals and points means he's certainly an atheist. Hell I'm a Gnostic Christian and I think what you just said about woman is ignorant. You don't have to believe the stupid parts of the bible you know?
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₲яєєŋϻɑɳÐɪʂɪƞfø wrote:
Not even the ones that say we can own slaves from a neighboring nation or sell our daughters into slavery?@ baron Such a lazy Christian answer. Because being critical of Christianity's weird hold on people's rebuttals and points means he's certainly an atheist. Hell I'm a Gnostic Christian and I think what you just said about woman is ignorant. You don't have to believe the stupid parts of the bible you know?
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Oh yeah? Well God DID put TheSmokeMonster OVER you on earth, so smoke on DAT mutha fugga.🙏👼🙏saelo wrote:
Well, God DID put man OVER the woman for her curse...Otherwise, we WOULD be equal.Trauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is simply your typical male chauvinist pig objectification of women and another symptom of the oppressive patriarchal system continuing to force women to their collective knees in forced supplication. 🔨
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I can break 6 bricks stacked up with a palm strike and I'm 15. Also I have narcsiccistic personality disorder, and a INTJ personality type. I sometimes have conversations with myself in my head and outloud, the looks that people give you 👀. Also I probably have a slight case of multiple personality disorder, and I rush into arguments without thinking and say random shit.
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Buddhist*🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Atheists...Ugh.Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Christians... Ugh.Baron Von Fritz wrote:
.... 😳....saelo wrote:
Well, God DID put man OVER the woman for her curse...Otherwise, we WOULD be equal.Trauger Jogger wrote:
No innuendo, fact. Yes, bendy. Think Gumby.saelo wrote:
Like flexible? I sense some innuendo hereI'm freakishly bendy. Not like cirque de soleil bendy, but in that direction.
If your mind went somewhere else, that is 🔨
And what you said about women was pretty sexist. Whether you like it or not, woman deserve to be equal. -
“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Grimm I think shadow king just beat us both 😳Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
*licks my eyebrows with my tongue*silly_gurf wrote:
Yeah? I'll make her a nice home cooked dinner with some wine and candlelight. And then a nice massage. Whatcha got on that kiddo? 😜saelo wrote:
It's okay saelo I don't like sandwiches so I will go out and buy us some lunch 😏Jerks!
Anyway, what kind of sammich & shall I bring you an ice cold beer too?
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